Brit/pol/ #2076: Vedic Edition

Former soldier dies while sleeping rough in Edinburgh
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5274955/Homeless-ex-soldier-died-slept-Edinburgh-streets.html

It's Time to Drop the Jew Taboo
russia-insider.com/en/its-time-drop-jew-taboo/ri22186

Ex-criminal Joey Owens announces plot to return to Merseyside politics
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/ex-criminal-joey-owens-announces-14144010

Big Ben and Heathrow were allegedly being targeted for attack by 'ISIS obsessed jihadi' from East London, court hears
westmonster.com/big-ben-and-heathrow-airport-targets-for-jihadi-attack/

UKIP leader Henry Bolton tried to cover up shamed mistress’s rants by threatening her ex-lover
thesun.co.uk/news/5348592/ukip-leader-henry-bolton-tried-to-cover-up-shamed-mistresss-rants-by-threatening-her-ex-lover/

Ukip faces mutiny as leader is told ditching mistress is 'not enough': Party figures call for his resignation ahead of vote of no confidence
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5273049/Ukip-faces-mutiny-leader-told-leaving-Marney-not-enough.html

EXCLUSIVE: ‘I wanted to warn them what she was like’: Ex-boyfriend of topless model Jo Marney tells why he released her ‘baby rape’ emails to Ukip plotters trying to bring down scandal-hit leader Henry Bolton
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5274367/Ukip-boss-centre-dirty-tricks-plot-PARTY.html

App creates contracts for one night stands to ‘prove’ sex is consensual
metro.co.uk/2018/01/10/app-creates-legally-binding-contracts-one-night-stands-prove-sex-consensual-7220206/

Clacton-on-Sea rape: Woman dragged into cemetery and gang-raped in broad daylight
standard.co.uk/news/crime/clactononsea-rape-woman-dragged-into-cemetery-and-gangraped-in-broad-daylight-a3740861.html

Model, 18, who dreams of studying business at Cambridge is auctioning off her virginity to pay for her studies - and claims opening bid was £890,000
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5273035/Model-auctioning-virginity-pay-studies.html

Britain’s first ever cup of tea was not in London but Yorkshire
inews.co.uk/news/uk/britains-first-ever-cup-tea-not-london-yorkshire/

Inside the mighty Dambuster: How the Lancaster's robustness turned Bomber Command's dream of a hard-hitting aerial offensive against Germany into a reality
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5273105/The-Lancaster-turned-Bomber-Commands-dream-reality.html

Attached: t b h.jpg (665x497, 91.8K)

Other urls found in this thread:

zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-16/dhs-planning-arrest-sanctuary-city-leaders
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

h

ONE DOLLAR

Attached: Good Joe.jpg (600x764, 96.96K)

first for modern comedic genius

Attached: 11225402_1279192175435326_5221827320389774073_n.jpg (712x830, 41.73K)

Just had a chinky. The pork balls were fucking horrendous and disgusting, bloody dog eating monkeys. Send them all back.

अच्छा लड़का

Attached: Kalki01.jpg (399x446, 17.52K)

that's not steve crowder lad

for wogs

Attached: wop.mp4 (480x200, 11.86M)

Should've asked for a girl instead of a boy.

Goodo laddo

Attached: 1516102386178.gif (200x270, 1.09M)

Doesn't sound very local smh, sounds very daft tbh

Attached: noir1.png (210x230, 3.13K)

Hope that's alright anglobros.

Attached: 1510390332400.jpg (500x443, 98.82K)

Attached: night shift rescue mission.png (3611x1882, 174.52K)

This is some spicy bait tbh

thank you based MAGApede

Why do so many women (and basically all gays) revel in being as disgusting (sorry: "real") as possible? It's like they're literally obsessed with their genitals and wish to illustrate what revolting caverns they are at every opportunity (another thing they project on to men - the idea that we're obsessed with our dicks and being gross).

Attached: there you went.png (800x850, 135.81K)

kek

nice one lad

Oh that's alright m8 we are all faithful centipedes here i just hope it was a vid of milo or ben "based jew" shapiro triggering the libs epic style

and so it begins

Attached: ClipboardImage.png (1024x480, 247.41K)

Very nice

We get the spiciest OC tbh. Good work lad.

why do you have to put dicks in everything, lad?

I don't know if I can take it anymore. It's the waiting that drives you crazy. We're cooped up in this fucking board like chickens in a henhouse and all the while La Creatura is out there. Watching, waiting….

The death of /newbrit/ has been a wonderful development.

lmao

great work lad, knew your wagecucking wouldn't destroy your artistic flair.

We must hold off the yank horde. I need 2 of you lads on the front door, 2 on the rear door. All other lads spread yourself evenly across all windows

Attached: 18b.png (363x360, 33.22K)

धन्यवाद बालक


Thanko laddo


Daftyism and localism are two sides of the same coin tbh


Very nice lad

Triple (You) for this one. Glad to see you've still got it.

...

What are you hiding in there?

Attached: 3f322ed4125f8c0b1289ab0f6dccd4cc723e7eef0495d962388a29a789611af6.png (645x729, 52.17K)

Just noticed that, smh

Attached: 6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e43ee43fba40addda1d4bc0cb86de8da2e7e304b.jpg (409x683, 95.66K)

*sneaks into basement to watch sharpe while you get swarmed*

gonna need your blood test, lad

Attached: kurt.jpg (620x400, 44.82K)

Attached: 1463693049017.gif (220x220, 2.93M)

Attached: ed1490a58774928d43a26daba75b1a570381d37186c5fc1efb9c10da6b9bf4f1.jpg (255x248, 14.33K)

No lad I think it's your blood we need to test

Attached: why-am-i-so-paranoid-and-what-can-i-do-to-feel-better-2.jpg (640x433, 17.72K)

He named it that to confuse the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) apparently. You can trust it though

Attached: dog boy.jpg (480x640, 46.61K)

They say he's the one that spooked the spooker

Attached: download (3).jpeg (227x222, 7.97K)

What if there already inside?????

don't look at the ceiling

Nice

If any fucker uses z blast the cunt

Lads, can't help but laugh in a slightly over the top fashion to numb the pain ever so minutely
I'd otherwise be drinking
I've said to myself I won't drink for a while though

Attached: wojak intense feel.jpg (221x228, 7.29K)

*crawls through the ducts slowly and watches the the lads watching sharpe silently through the grate*

lads I can smell spray cheese

I got a bad feeling lads are you sure they wouldn't find us here??

Come down to the cellar.

Attached: Come down to the cellar.jpg (306x398, 34.03K)

Zig Forums has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Zig Forums is not going to be the monolithic board it once was. Yanks are going to be at the center of that. It’s a huge transformation for Zig Forums to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode, and Yanks will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Zig Forums will not survive

same, tbh. I gave up drinking, smoking and fapping for new year. shitposting is all i have left.

did anyone hear clapping just then?

Attached: 1415417129636.jpg (566x520, 24.54K)

*pretends to be a basset and ROOOS in the distance to lure lads outside*

DO NOT IRONICALLY SHITPOST AS YANKS YOU ARE ONLY GIVING THEM COVER

Does that vent shaft on the roof seem to be hanging a bit to anyone else?

AHHHHHHHH THERE HERE LADS OPEN FIRE

Attached: Laughing_British_Sol-2.gif (397x312, 887.99K)

ABANDON THE SHIP

Attached: ClipboardImage.png (1440x1080, 2.72M)

WEAPONS FREE WEAPONS FREE

Attached: stealth.gif (220x164, 147.66K)

Lads which one of you scrawled this note about their £24k pa job as a consultant at a semi-decent recruitment firm in the city?

Smh, I wanted 100% plastic

Attached: le56.png (912x552, 44.27K)

It's a great pasta, isn't it?

Attached: ClipboardImage.png (1000x667, 1.08M)

It's hellish tbh, I can feel my body shivering. Had some stressful shit happen recently as well

Attached: b2e98a22d3c8ae6efd0dc8dad5fecbdab624b02f7183bda99fddf8ae913faf42.jpg (480x798, 34.87K)

Attached: boy-vomiting-sick-kid-feeling-unwell-sickness-part-children-health-problems-series-illustrations-young-89124849.jpg (1300x1390, 79.75K)

its literally sodium paste

Clear that jam on the GPMG quickly before they overrun us

Attached: download (4).jpeg (283x178, 7K)

*turns sharpe up to drown out noise. *

That was my m8 Deano he's a proppa lad like,last night he was trying to chat up this fat girl she was proppa mingin like but u know what they say every hole's a goal haha

post a vocaroo of you eating an entire can of spray cheese

BURN, SCUM

Attached: flamethrower.gif (600x334, 7.65M)

Just realised this is why SOAD mentions Nabisco in Violent Pornography

...

Lad would you mind if I beat you to death with a claw hammer

stay strong lad
>tfw sucking on pens all day long for the oral fixation because no fags cigs

Attached: 1455315765908.jpg (424x417, 22.93K)

*sells you blankets with common cold in them*

Called Diversity Hut, they'll be here in 15 minutes to deliver the hot spicy diversity. We're all going to get BLACKED tonight.

Attached: The-Shining-02-770x514.jpg (770x514, 68.94K)

Haram

fake meat is really bad

Ameriburgers are disgusting.

lad that is not the USA smh

Nice ambush there Makkapitew

How utterly horrifying

Attached: Nige6.png (267x313, 85.79K)

*cheers* zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-16/dhs-planning-arrest-sanctuary-city-leaders

Attached: 35d5275208d0f5e2622171dca797cc1093109b5b97975c5702475e938d59371e.png (800x433, 583.02K)

Doesn't matter when they're three to one and have the element of surprise.

keep ur hair on mercia,sounds like somebody is in dire need of some minge lmao

Swedish invention for the American market

Attached: ClipboardImage.png (400x214, 168.39K)

It has soy in?

What percent bacon is it lad?
If it's over 50% it's real bacon

Attached: 1516123578167.png (476x401, 138.12K)

durr

FORM SQUARE LADS BEAT THEM BACK

Attached: 2c2c551e16302e0fb7a2cb25f5f1d3ada957b8ec4041ed94fda5609e13eb8aa9.png (630x630, 799.13K)

Attached: GlassesPepe2.png (641x530, 23.21K)

arn't you meant to cook it first? looks like raw fucking meat

Attached: 1432206297980-0.gif (448x336, 2.95M)

Attached: 56percent_brit.jpg (1280x551, 205.15K)

disgusting, the sacred pig should never be profaned when the aryan consumes his comfy, brave and tasty essence

it's not real

...

...

AHHHHH KILLL IT

mfw

...