STALKER 2 ANNOUNCED

It's real faggots
stalker2.com/
gsc-game.com/
archive.li/KAdj7
Shamelessly stolen from >>>/vg/47787

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

And I know we have a video game thread but I thought this was major enough to go out of it, if that's an issue bumplock it I guess.

It'll be shit.

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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Children born in [CURRENT YEAR] will be in their first year of school by the time STALKER 2 is delayed once more.

Fuck

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PRAISE MONOLITH

Oh well.

Well you're just a killjoy, aren't you?

You're probably right but we have precious little else over which to get excited these days, better to live the illusion while we can and get disappointed later. Look, even the Britbong managed to find some joy in life, and he has to live on a storm-covered, freedom-hating rock. If he can, so can you.

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Also reminder that Cliffy B's studio is gone and he's a laughing stock of the industry now.

tbh the first one was shit

OH MONOLITH
BLESS US WITH THIS GET
MAY YOU SMITE THOSE WHO DENY YOUR EXISTENCE
ALL HAIL THE MONOLITH

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PLS don't suck

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How fucking shit taste do you need to have?

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Are the original developers in any way involved or is it just a soulless cash in on the IP?

Because you know it's just going to be Far Cry X: This time in Russia.

It's going to suck. Everything new sucks.

In Before-

We find out the Stalker is a transexual.
We find out the Stalker prefers the pronoun 'they.
We find out the Stalker only fights white cis males.
We find out the Stalker loves Allah and Inshallah will defeat the Christian majority.
We find out the Stalker once sucked ten dicks at the same time and that makes xer a strong independent….

fuck video games.

I want to believe it's going to turn out alright, but I have a feeling it will be full of modern day bullshit: microtransactions, lootboxes, DLCs, paid mods, forced multiplayer, battleroyal mode, etc.

nigger are you sporting a hateboner right now

I got a solution to your problem its called +2 monitors. and multitasking

To be fair clear sky was kinda bum

Bloody canada.

t. leaf with a proxy

Chronologically speaking its the first, as for release you'd be right.

Cossacks 3 was their most recent project, right? Did it suck? Might serve as an indicator of how STALKER: Current Year turns out.

Didn't play it but I'm pretty sure it was just Cossacks 1 with a fancy skin.

Well I guess.

I thought I saw a post on /v/ a while ago that said Cossacks 3 sold like hotcakes.

So does fucking Candy Crush and Cawadooty, that doesn't answer the question "was it good."

Hope is pretty much all there is now. Barely

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It's the original studio.
Owner of the studio basically went full slav, he axed S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 (actually out of quality concern, didn't want to milk the magic too much as it was too similar to the others ones. The thing was always his brainchild first and foremost), then dropped of the map for a long while, company still existed as an empty shell original dev's went to work on different games (Metro series, Survarium, Escape from Tarkov).
However the company has been restored to working status for a while now, they release Cossaks 3 (which was their other series) and is exactly what fans expected from it (it's a slight evolution of the first one with better graphics and the same gameplay), so there is actual hope they won't fuck it up.
Probably won't come out before 2027 though…

Probably the year it's supposed to take place in, not it's release date

It's been a long time since I last thought about this – wasn't the studio bought up an forcibly dissolved by the publisher at some point?

No. Most of the reporting on it is a prime example of western journalism. Company owner just showed up one day and decided to close down the studio just like any shop would. Then THQ went under and a lot of wild rumors about what happened to the rights and whatnot that were taken as official.
But the company never stopped to exist, it just didn't do anything, it wasn't bought out, nor the rights ever changed hands or anything.
It's basically the owner just saying "fuck it" taking his money, fired the staff and went to vacation.
In fact both Survarium and Metro use part of the stalker 2 code and assets in what would be blatant copyright infringement if this shit wasn't happening in Ukraine because the employees and the boss largely disagreed on S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 direction and just took a lot of office supplies home with them…

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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3/8.

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4/7.

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5/7.

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6/7.

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That looks like something out of Тургор.
Why are Slavs so good at designing freaky shit?

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But why?

The first three STALKER games are more like a three-part story.

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I wish someone in Japan would get a license to develop Shadow of Fukushima. Canonically it would be a bit of a stretch but wandering through wasted parts of Japan just gets my boner going.
More pistols, less armor, because its not post soviet wildlands, but mascots with anime powers fought by men in haphazard clothing with surgical masks just everywhere while trying to evade the japanese govt. sounds like a good game to me.
I could also see North korea being a good background.

I wish they'd picked raytracing though. much better lighting, if resource intensive.

Slav user, how are the STALKER games received in the Ukraine?
I know they're Russian-language games but Chernobyl and Pripyat are both in your country.

In japan? Yeah you know how that'll go.

I'm not actually a hohole, I'm a rusfag with vpn. But the reception is lukewarm, due to sheer amount of release delays and cut features.

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What do the Russkis think of STALKER 2 being announced?

There was a pinned thread on harkach /b/ in the morning, it quickly accumulated thousands of replies, now the same thread is in /v/, also over a thousand of replies. Skimming through it, the gist of it is that it's gonna be shit and will take another forever to make, it's gonna be multiplat so PC version gonna suck, it'll be a fallout 4 knockoff, implying half life 3, by now nobody cares anymore, etc.

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What of it? It's going to be shit most likely. Just like vast majority of other games nowadays.

So Russian /v/ is exactly like 4chan /v/?

I think /v/ is a universal constant now no matter where you go.
Hell, I bet somewhere there are fucking ayys who have a /v/ exactly like ours.

delet. Stalker is normalfag repellent.

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Not anymore it isn't. Now that stalker 2 is coming out, expect it to be pozzed to hell and back. Expect it to attract soyboys and normalfags to make shitty youtube reviews and normalfag memes.
Did you forget already? Everything you like will turn to shit.
I wish the develepers would've just forgotten about Stalker and let it rest easily. I'd rather have no new games than shitty new games.

Why?
I mean that, why would it be that way? There's absolutely no indication GSC have cucked out.
Cossacks 3 wasn't that way, the studio is Slavic instead of being from London or California or some other pozzed shithole and the devs haven't said anything that would imply they're cancerous SJWs.

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I hope they add more factions into stalker 2 with a better faction war mechanics

I'd settle for working ones. Ragequit Clear Sky the first time I played because of how many goddamn times I had to re-conquer that damn bandit HQ, or lost a bunch of progress because of some other glitch.

People just want something to be pissed off at, it seems.

If you're not always cynical and pessimistic, you really aren't living life correctly.
It's better to assume the absolute worst and be prepared to accept everything you like would become garbage than to cling on to any hope it won't be.
Did you forget that we live in [CURRENT YEAR] where everything is terrible?

nice

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Oh look. The reddit cancer is already here. Now we're guaranteed Stalker 2 will be hopeless dogshit of a game.

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Does that man soon Flecktarn clothes will become expansive, because all the soyboys will be larping as Freedom?

Man I manged to miss the e two time on that one and hit the a instead, I should stop to drink when its this hot.

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Anyone who's excited for this piece of shit needs to kill themselves.
You know it's going to be dogshit. Remember that anything good is only brought back just to be ruined.

I know, right? Fucking amerimutts. Would be better to exterminated them all and nuke their stupid country. Hell, it's fucking hilarious to imagine them screaming as you break their limbs and jaws. Then blowtorch their eyeballs out and rape the sockets. Doesn't that sound funny? There should be more porn flicks of fat amerimutts whores getting impaled and roasted just their their pigshit "barbecue".

They'd better fucking not. I like flecktarn. (inb4 that one commie professor with the butchered field jacket)

Also, remind me again how Freedom (actually Will in the original Russian) became the dudeweedlmao degenerate meme faction?

Torposters sure do bring value to boards alright.

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You didn't play the games poseur, that's exactly what they are.

Considering the quality of Zig Forums right now you're in the minority user.

It has been a while since I last played through SoC, but here's what I remember:

In Clear Sky specifically the Freedom base is full on weed degeneracy. Hell their trader is even called Ganja.

This is true but so is the dudeweed shit, which you can see quite clearly in the Freedom base in Clear Sky.

Hope for the best.
Expect the worst.

This might turn out to be a Bubble but more likely it will just be a Stone Flower or at best a Jellyfish.

That explains it then, I skipped Clear Sky.

Playing clear sky without mods that fix the bugs is painful…

Freedom only stops shit from the red forest due to them holding the Army Warehouses. Other than that they're being potsmokers and bandits with organization.

Don't forget them being anarchist and mutant fuckers.

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That first un-spoilered line is pretty REDDIT broseph XD

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That might have been the case if GSC was in somewhere Pozzed like Europe or the US. Also im pretty sure the head of GSC had an ultra-nationalist right wing group symbol on his facebook profile picture a while back.

Yep, found it. He had this as his facebook cover photo. The flag belongs to the Ukraine insurgent army. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army

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So on a scale of 1 to terrible, just how bad do we expect it to bad?

I bet you also get lost in jungles.

ISHYGDDT

...

There are two or three references to drugs across all 3 games and one reference to a Freedomer boning a bloodsucker, but because Duty reminds Zig Forumsfags of their favorite failed nation, they have to pretend that Freedom are total degenerates - regardless of the fact that Dutyers are the sorts of authoritarian fuckwads that would confiscate weapons from everyone but themselves if they could get away with it. When it comes to actually getting shit done, Freedom generally comes out on top.

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Don't forget that Duty was born from the autistic shit fit of some Captain from the Ukrainian Army that decided that it'll be fine to LARP as fucking Colonel Kurtz and make his own private militia, only to get trapped in a spatial anomaly and killed himself. And when Doody found out they tried to hide it and bribe the player.

Most of the Duty guys seem incompetent regarding anomalies too.
Each time in SoC after raiding the Freedumb base, the Duty guy in charge kept walking into those electrical anomalies aling the road and every else gets BTFO. Either by the field of said anomalies or by a single loner stalker who stuffs all the corpses into the same barrel fire.

Duty just reminds me of a bunch of no fun faggots.

Хвалите монолит

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How?

Careful now, fellow Stalkers.
You've seen what the vidya industry's looking like these days.

I posted this in the /vg/ thread, but it bears repeating.

It plays like Shadow of Chernobyl, except with shiny new graphics, excessive gun autism, first person item use animations for everything, minimal-to-zero HUD, completely overhauled A-life system, dynamic faction relations and territory control, anomalies that randomly move and dis/appear after an emission, and a whole bunch of other goodies I couldn't name.
And as long as fantasizing, I want a physical boxed copy with the game data actually on the disc instead of just a steam key, a novella-thick instruction manual, and a coupon for a free blowjob.

It plays like Call of Pripyat with shiny new graphics. Heavily scripted and narrative driven, anomalies limited to clearly marked areas, MAP and HUD objective markers, meaningless binary plot choices, no a-life at all with shit just spawning on top of you, and so forth. Hits the high points of what made the original good despite being a shallow and dumbed down shadow of what it should be.

It plays like Fallout 5 / Far Cry 6 : This Time in Russia. Now exclusively on Playstation, Xbox, and PC. Pre-order the GOTY version to unlock the lesbian transgender muslim character skin. And stashes are replaced with loot boxes.

No matter what I think up, it could always be worse. Stalker themed PUBG clone, anyone?

GoG has the first three on sale, less than $13 for the set, DRM free.

Apparently the game is good?

No. Worse case is EA deciding to buy out the devs or the devs going SW Battle front with yearly re-releases like the battlefield serries

Stalker is great. Play them except for clear sky vanilla then mod, mod the living fuck out of the game. Clear sky kinda got that whole grenade spam thing going on and to be fair I tend to throw grenades like that.

That already is on the way, "Fear the wolves" or some shit like that.

Is there an updated mod guide for the STALKER games? A few of the links on this one are ded.

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