I though some of you might get a decent laugh out of these I found the other day. I fucked up and forgot to get the links. I know, I know.
If you have some like these, I guess go ahead and dump them here too. Let's see what all we can come up with.
Armslist Fails... Wins?
Jack Bailey
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Brandon Martin
how the fuck would you get the sight wrong?
Cameron Jenkins
Cooper Hill
If I was a dick I would just grab a pic of a friends upper and use it instead for the thumbnail but ship off that ghetto optics ready upper with easily overheated hand stop.
Ryder Phillips
what a fag
Liam Adams
armslist is filled with retards that think their little piles of shit are piles of gold and charge $600 for XD's and $1,000 for 300 win mags with "only" 500 rounds through the barrel.
I've only used it to sell guns and I haven't been given fake cash yet. Be sure to buy a few of those fake cash detecting pens if you deal with those morons.
Kayden Jenkins
I hate people like this. It's not new in the box if you took it out of the box and it's impossible to believe that you've never fired it.
Take the loss and move on.
Evan Martin
It's not just the sight; it's the gas block and you can see that there's no gas tube entering the upper making it manually operated, but it should be an easy fix because it's a .22LR conversion upper. CMMG makes good stuff and $365 is a good deal, so I'd buy the abomination and fix it.
Anthony Diaz
I had one guy take my $ for a rifle a few years ago who didn't even count it. Made me wonder if the rifle was stolen or not. I double checked the cash before handing it over so he couldn't accuse me of shorting him any $ though.
Brayden Collins
22lr is blowback nigger. It would work fine.
Ethan Kelly
Storm's coming, batten down the hatches Cover the windows, secure all the latches If I'm lucky, the flood will take me away
Because I don't have a reason, a reason to stay I
i'm prepqring my heart for re breaking it I'm not sure just what's left or what it's capable of taking But it's been there before, it'll be broke some more Till it's just a bunch of dust and dried glue spread out on the floor
Strike lightning, strike me down, put me out of the misery
Knocked out, kicked to the ground, carry me off to sea It's gonna be stormy whether I like it or not…
Justin Lee
Holy shit what a retard. I almost hope the ATF raids him over that post. Smoke weed if you want, but if you're dumb enough to advertise that you do on a gun buy/sell listing, you deserve to be raided.
Eli Cox
No amount of customization is going to make it more valuable, guns are like cars, you keep them fucking cherry, not tagged up like some worthless street whore.
Austin Barnes
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Josiah Taylor
heh
Jack Lewis
absolute faggot
Hudson Cook
armslist.com
1200 bucks for a Century Fucking Arms C39V2, among the shittiest AK's ever assembled.
That is the level of dumbshit you must deal with on armslist.
Joshua Foster
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Brayden Cruz
Why do people type like this?
Colton Perry
yeah, I already knew that faggot
Juan Ramirez
Sounds like you didn't know.
Ryan Ward
retards, FIFY.
Jeremiah Bennett
Back when bubbas still sold shit in magazine ads, you had to keep your ad under a certain number of words or pay extra to get a few more words in, so that way of writing's probably a habit that bubba's used to and doesn't feel like changing even though online you don't need to worry about word limits
Colton Sanchez
Nolan Nelson
Jacob Edwards
ouch. dammit why even sporterize an SKS instead of just getting an AK
Aaron Mitchell
That's actually normal pricing for a Russkie one though, they usually go for a bit more than the chink or Yugo varieties.
Mason Kelly
That is an easy fix given they've only painted some bits and threw a crapco stock on.
Jacob Moore
because it's "Russian."
Milsurp market is beyond kiked.
Jaxon Hernandez
If it were kiked the first wouldn't be there.
Gavin Nguyen
false, imports have been banned since the 90's, milsurp has been kiked only in the past few years solely because of youtube e-celebs like iraqveteran8888 shilling 100 year old shit as the coming of Christ.
Benjamin Campbell
Picture my surprise when his verbal fellatio of a rifle inspires retards to buy them and fuck them up.
Jason Powell
My fucking god.