Thai Ladyboys Rescue

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

A Thai ladyboy soccer team is trapped in a cave system that is being flooded by the monsoon season rains and the oxygen levels are dropping. An ex-Thai Navy Seal was sent in to deliver goods and died of oxygen deprivation. Elon Musk is sending engineers to deliver spacesuits and FIFA has promised to send them to the World Cup if they don't die. What is the Zig Forums solution to this?

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twitter.com/AP/status/1015805862131261442

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Send in /b/, /v/, or /cuteboys/ to dig them out.
Alternatively, blow up the cave. You can't be stuck in a cave if there is no cave.

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

Map of cave from top down perspective.

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Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

Seal the cave.

It's not a bog, but it will do for now.

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

ex-Thai Navy Seal was sent in to deliver goods and died of oxygen deprivation
Maybe he should have worn some sort of breathing apparatus instead of just going in

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Elon's bouncy castle idea.

Some sections of the cave are too small to fit through wearing oxygen tanks requiring tanks of a size that divers can push ahead of themselves along with whatever they're carrying, probably putting a limit on the oxygen supply.

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Mason Perez
Mason Perez

How did a little boy's soccer team end up two miles in the back of a fucking cave?
What about oxygen generators?

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Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

They were being taken to Jims pig farm underground. The boys were going to be used as sustenance until Jim was able to buy more pigs.

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Leo Smith
Leo Smith

How the hell did he come up with that? Watching too much ET? Anyway, did a cave scuba tour once and there was a spot where you had to push the tank in front of you. One girl's first time scuba diving and she almost didn't make it. It would probably be harder on malnourished, hypothermic kids in a stressful environment.

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Luke Cook
Luke Cook

Coach took them to "explore the caves" but the rains came early.

John Wilson
John Wilson

and died of oxygen deprivation
His GRIDS probably acted up and attacked his brain, I don't believe for a second that a team of ladyboys somehow need less oxygen then one faggot. Send in another. If that one dies, send another. Preferably send enough people that the entirety of Thailand is in and/or possibly not-living in that cave.

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

Leave them to die, we don't want people this stupid breeding.

Henry Morris
Henry Morris

World Cup
Why?
Also, I hate twitter "hashtagging". It breaks the flow of the writing. If you're going to tag, put it at the end.

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

You might as well sage, Ahmed.

Samuel Robinson
Samuel Robinson

Having to squeeze yourself through a tiny hole deep in the earth is nature's way of saying "not welcome"

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Who am I to interfere with Mother Nature's selection? If the mountain wants them dead then so be it.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

The fuck does this have to do with Zig Forums?

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

all people will talk about at work is this shit or fuck trump shit
everyone stares blankly at me when I ask how the fuck did they get down there in the first place and then later bring up the case where some scuba diver killed some guy at sea and the investigative process claimed a few lives with the end investigation being "dunno but guy got stabbed and was piss drunk maybe he stabbed himself and gave the oxygen tank to his friend?"
that story made me respect spelunking much more than I did; it's dangerous shit and you have to really try to get that far deep or back

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

I'm with this user, blast it

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

I'm gonna be the one to say it: I think it was really stupid of them to go that deep in a cave and I don't really care what happens to them after this. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Their stupid prize is getting trapped in a fucking cave. Don't do this.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

there are sections of the tunnel less than a meter
How the hell did they end up more than two kilometers inside?

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

They're Asian, and they're kids.

Cooper White
Cooper White

Get three long tubes hooked to an air supply
Modify two sets of scuba equipment to take air from the tube instead of tank
Run one diver with a second scuba set and the tubes to the cave, mounting the scuba-set less tube along the cave
Once the boys are reached, they would have an air supply
Use second set to funnel them out of the cave one by one
It would be difficult, but is the best way to get past using standard diving equipment that doesn't fit through the narrow passage ways

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Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

Except one of them who isn't.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

how about they make the hole bigger?

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

too much silt

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

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Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

an other diagram

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Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

Because it would take way too long.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

So has Elrond Muzak saved the thai ladyboys from the cave yet?

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

Alright, so how did people find this team in the first place?

Kevin Barnes
Kevin Barnes

I wonder what would happen if they tried to blast them out using bunker busters?

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

They read the sign

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Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

Start pumping water in the tunnel.
They will come out by whatever side entrance they actually got there.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

It would suck out all the air. Might as well go full Gnome.

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Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

implying they aren't a manlet

Captain Reddit to build "kid-sized submarine" in 8 hours. Oxygen level already at 15%.

Some British cave explorer they called in found them after they went missing.

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Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

they will adapt to their environment and evolve to breath CO2

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

retard ping pong nips go in cave to find manbearpig
algore floods the caves to stop manbearpig
even more retarded emergency responders want to rescue the kids, thus releasing manbearpig
mfw they're already dead
check em

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Brandon Price
Brandon Price

Wouldn't running in a hose with air be more practical?

I mean they could keep them alive that way for long enough for waters to recede.

John Jackson
John Jackson

On Saturday another 10 members of the rescue mission – part of a team assigned to explore the mountain to look for chimneys that might lead to the cave – were injured when a car they were travelling in fell off a cliff.

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Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

This shit is getting more surreal by the day.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

The seasonal rains are expected to come so the water receding isn't going to happen. Also a bunch of locals tried to pump water out of the cave and it drained back through the ground into it, so if it rains they're fucked.

Brayden White
Brayden White

SPACEX WANTS TO DRUG THE KIDS UNCONSCIOUS
ALL PRESS PULLED OUT OF THE AREA
WHERE ARE THEY BEING DELIVERED?

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Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

RESCUE IS STARTED
twitter.com/AP/status/1015805862131261442
RAIN EXPECTED

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Carson Russell
Carson Russell

this is just another stupid publicity stunt for SpaceX, just like that dumb space car.

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

The space car made sense. They had to test-launch the rocket anyway, and if it blew up it was better to blow up a publicity stunt than an actual instrument that cost millions of dollars and took years to build.
Here there's lives on the line.

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

both events are fake and gay

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