Trump crab makes it's wig from sponges,tell him so offshore drilling won't hurt Maryland crabs

The sponge crab is drawn toward its hairpiece by a deep, evolutionary need for protection. A young crab will approach a sponge and "feel around with its pincers and snip off a piece," says Mary Wicksten, a biologist at Texas A&M University. It then tailors the sponge to fit its shell and goes through a rather elaborate hairdressing ritual, hoisting the sponge onto its back with a pair of short, hooklike legs. Only then is the crab complete.

Once the crab is sponged, its fear of death is somewhat eased, as sponges smell bad to kani-loving octopuses and fish(like President Trump's hair smells to democrats).
It is then free to troll the ocean floor(as President Trump does twwitter) for seaweed, worms, and other morsels of protein.

When it comes to food, says Wicksten, "Like President Trump, the crab is not fussy at all."

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The sponge crab(like President Trump) is drawn toward its hairpiece by a deep, evolutionary need for protection from ridicule.

FTFY

sORRY,this crab's interest is only money

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C R I N G E

Kills yourself goon.

Can someone add 'because you'd be in jail' to OPs pic?

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The word you're looking for is trawl.

still winning

ZONALD CRUMPF BTFO AGAIN

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Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

The crab wore it better, I gotta say.

Oprah/Ellen 2020

sup ctr/shareblue

don't you have homework to do or something?

Trump would find this creature hilarious and keep one in an aquarium in the Oval office

Roosevelt had a room for his crabs Room -

Franklin Roosevelt called this room the Fish Room, where he displayed an aquarium with sundry crabs

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I don't know, user. It looks like a sombrero to me.

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they dont wanna catch yor crabs

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God dam spic crabs are tricky

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YAS QUEEN

get the fuck out newfag

it was very convinicing, in fact it stil is

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don't you have some pee pee to clean up from your dollar general job you nigger

Why, has Trump brought his hookers around again?

as long as they stay in international waters, then we shouldn't worry too much

Snip them by the sponge.

It's funny because trump is a greedy jew.

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Wtf i hate crabs now.

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So likely her white and asian grad students did 100% of the work and s/he/it is taking credit for it.

Also I like how the Jew thought it would be a bad thing to compare a crab to Trump, but it's likely going to backfire and the MAGA crowd will start buying plushies of it.

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I wonder if Trump needs a mascot?

nope

That actually made me laugh, thanks.

our mascot must be slid off the board

oops

NOT

If I buy these 2 items and put them in the same tank,will I have a crab like in the OP's pix?

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Try it and post results.

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I know, right? Even though i voted for him he's just so deplorable now, we clearly should have just had 8 more years of obama's alinsky tactics and banned all the evil white men from office. Stay woke fam!

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his hair looks more real than Trump's

DELET THIS

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snib

snab

You'll have better results if the sponge is actually alive.

So uh…
When is she going to jail?

Never. And when Hillary dies, I can imagine the mythologies forming of her faking her own death to take the pressure off of and continue her Deep State Shadow Government. And some psycho Fox News viewer tries to dig up her grave to see if she's really there, or if it's someone else's body, or no body at all.

The lunacy will continue long after she does, I can guarantee it.

wut as dis 2 du wit da pwice a qwabs in bostun?

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I laughed.

Are the crabposters finally back?

about that, user

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I love crabs.

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Crabs are cool.

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gee wiz moder8tor(i know who you are)
Are you going to pin Zig Forumss mascot or just anchor it in a mean little gesture?
Don't make me have to upload it again if you anchor it
The police had a long talk with me(just some real stupid trolling…sorry)
never barebak and never check the wrong box like Guccifer and me after switching bak and forth between real ip and proxy many times(need reading glasses)

and always use high user

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You may be high but you are not an user, Jerry. But I like crab threads, so carry on.

there's literally nothing wrong with crabs

Crabs did nothing wrong.

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Is this the JohnnyNeptune containment thread today? Just wondering, because he was pretty crabby yesterday, and I like crabs. Where is Andrew today?

He got pinched again.

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If anything will bring Andrew out it will be that pic, CIA. Thank you. I want to play and milk the lolcow again.

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I'd hope so since I've never hidden it.

Before I ruin this thread, I just wanted to make an announcement…

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I'm about to ruin
this entire thread

I'm johnny neptune, and I approved this message

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HOW I DEVELOPED THE NAME 'JOHNNY NEPTUNE'

I was born into a family with a long line of artists. All of us seem to have been born with the genetic trait of natural art talent. I've never taken an art class in my life.

When I was 11 years old, I created a cartoon character named Johnny Neptune. He was a 'secret agent', like James Bond, saving the world behind the scenes, while he 'hid in plain sight', using the 'cover' of being an internationally famous rock musician/performer, kind of like Elvis.

I used to Xerox these comics I drew, and sell them for $1 to my friends at school.

when I was 12 years old, I was commissioned to illustrate my first magazine cover. 100% true.

I never thought it was strange that a publishing company's art director would've sought out a 12 year old kid living in his parents' house, because I was 'inside the fish bowl looking out'…

Only when I was much older did I realize how absurd the event was.

Anyway, I illustrated the magazine cover in just a little over an hour or so, using acrylics and colored pencil, with light sources added with my trusty Badger™ airbrush..

I was just about to sign my name to it, when it hit me, "I ought to sign it Johnny Neptune"… I got paid $3,600 for the illustration (and at age 12, when I got that much money for less than two hours of 'work', I knew exactly what I wanted to do for the rest of my life)

The magazine cover was very well executed, and everyone loved it, but oddly enough, it was THE SIGNATURE that everybody focused on. For some reason, everybody kept mentioning how much they liked the name 'johnny neptune'…

Soon, my mother was calling me 'johnny Neptune'. Everybody called me 'neptune'. It just kinda 'stuck'…

It served me very well. When I walked in to introduce myself to a prospective new art client, they'd always 'think they had heard of me before'…

Years later, I was hired by ZZ TOP as their art director at Warner Bros Records under the name 'johnny Neptune'.

So yep…. now you know the story…

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lord tunderin' jeezas
u gotta be an asshole
page saved and ready for future repost
I never spam here(or anywhere on the great big WWW)
but in this one case,I'll make an exception

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When are you fucking trend-following little bitches going to start whining about that worthless, irrelevant fucking faggot DJ Avicii dying?…

I thought you guys were supposed to be 'cutting-edge state-of-the-art Elite geniuses'….

….. Isn't it about time for you guys to pretend like it was a real tragedy for that faggot DJ to die?

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Anchoring a crab thread.
Classic.