Brit/pol/ #2098: New Machine Edition

Nigel Farage ‘is plotting ANOTHER comeback as leader of reborn Ukip once Henry Bolton goes’
thesun.co.uk/news/5443698/nigel-farage-is-plotting-another-comeback-as-leader-of-reborn-ukip-once-henry-bolton-goes/

Nigel Farage 'plotting Ukip comeback in secret talks with party chief'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5320781/Nigel-Farage-plotting-Ukip-comeback.html

London braced for UK's biggest ever protest: Trump opponents say more than one million could descend on capital as MPs and celebrities call for huge demonstration and donations
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5321539/Trump-opponents-pledge-Britains-biggest-protest.html

MPs forced to attend consent classes and stop drinking at work after Pestminster sex scandal
thesun.co.uk/news/5443785/mps-forced-to-attend-consent-classes-and-stop-drinking-at-work-after-pestminster-sex-scandal/

Votes at 16: Wales voting reforms see voting age lowered
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-42848685

Wealthy Bitcoin trader known as ‘Goldiath’ and his family in hiding after masked robbers held them at gunpoint in village home
thesun.co.uk/news/5444048/bitcoin-trader-goldiath-family-robbers-gunpoint-hiding/

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h

Second for the year of internet bloodsports.

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sex

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sam is a bully

Your links were better actually lad, and I was too slow smh nvm. Aaaah Farage might be back. Hyped tbh.


*sits in car and lectures you*

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Beta as fuck.

you just know sam smashed the shit out of them
dirty fucker

he gives all this advice about being an artist yet half his comedy is about making fun of being an unprepared loser but wrapped in meta comedy

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is retard kyle some type of message about himself?

Remember when he cried lol

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It'll be pathetic no matter the numbers.

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He makes fun of the things he has been in the past. Everyone does this. Either comics make fun of what they are or what they used to be. Even the things me and my brothers mock in the harshest ways are things that were true about us when we were younger. When you have a deep understanding of something you hate you tend to give it a lot of focus.

"feel good" comedy is shit. It amounts to "heh white people can't dance amirite? I'm white so it's about me and not PoC but it's also not too harsh hehehehe" Gaymo garbage. Feel the pain and laugh.

Just as rancid as I thought it would be

they're making themselves look 10x worse than Trump. What happened to Victorian England? These freaks would have been shot for being such faggots in any other time but post-modernity

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He's coming back to reclaim Labour

yeah that one is my favorite by him

Lads why do Irish Americans have the joint highest average IQof ethnic huwhyte Yankees, but the Irish are 4 points off the Northern European average?

Probably there was an anomaly when Lynn & co. tested them tbh, a retest would yield higher results imo

Where the fuck has he gone lad? Has he killed himself?


Not gonna end well

All the bogtrotters with a brain left Ireland for jobs in the New World I guess, and the bogtrotters without a brain stayed home.

this

I don't understand how middle-easterners can drink scalding hot tea from those little glass cups.

Elite sampling. Not saying I know that for sure but it's usually the explanation for these kinds of anomalies.

I can only drink tea when it's burning hot tbh. Lukewarm is foul

This was the one they planned almost the moment he was elected, after they wiped away their tears.
They are barely even human.

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Doesn't it burn your mouth? In those glass cups it would also burn your fingertips.

Is there a pro-Trump counter protest? I want to troll those libtards epic style

...

If there truly are large scale protests at a Trump visit, following successful and largely quiet visits to countries like France and Belgium, we truly are over as a serious country. I believe we have been for some time but this will cement it on the world stage

Great opportunity for a water cannon.

I'd but a few bags of sand in the water tank just because I'm a sadist tbh.

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the orc really is an odd poster tbh

I bet they are but they would probably be at work on that day.

You're thinking small there, lad.
>go along with a spray bottle filled with bleach

tbh I'd take the day off to watch the shitflinging from the sidelines.

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*Fills it with kitchen grade ammonia*

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I'd go along if I had someone to go with. I'd bring a big English flag and go pub after the show.

acid attack tbh

STEINER WHERE ARE YOU

I'm going to it, time to get epic

tbh

I think Anglin might be onto something. It's the cuck/burner face.

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MICROCHIMERISM

Telegony

But he fucks swamp gooks

Red lipstick is a red flag tbh

I'm going to move to Lincolnshire from Essex. What am I in for?

Starting to get a suspicion these normie people aren't normal at all

r-really?
s-shit

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I never got why anyone would want to fuck smelly sea mongol pussy. Even mulattoes look better than turd brown flips.

that reminds me

FRESH CROWDER

a lot of poles

Women wear red lipstick to make their mouth look like a vagina.

???

I personally hate the red lipstick look but I don't think that's a sign of anything. Usually those oddly dull tones are a sign. Anything commonly Kardashian can be a big thot signal(burner or not)


He did before he was a WN and doesn't defend it. Pretty big difference.

does it mean they are massive slags?

I really like red lipstick smh

thats what men like

Stop dressing up like a woman lad

I would rather cut off my testicles than have intercourse with a non-White woman, just saying southeast gooks are particularly loathsome.

heres your (You)..

this. even before you became race-conscious the thought of mixing outside of the race is inherently repulsive to the healthy mind

not any at all?

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#MeToo

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sid the sloth tbh

She looks hideous

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she has chubby knees but I would still turn her arsehole into the battle of Cambrai

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What joint lad?

she has been getting a bit thicc lately

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disgusting

Only old men should wear their trousers that high.

are mediterranean women considered non-white? asking for a friend

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She actually has no redeeming features
It's so funny because she wants white children so much, but can never have them

high waisted trousers are only good for people who go outside in the cold (i.e. not women)

muh dik dat dark red lipstick
dont think she's a jewess so its good tbh

The wogs begin at Calais

Alizee is honorary anglo

her face on the screen makes me kek

her entire face screams "plant a british flag on my tribal lands and genocide me and my family"

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She looks like a fucking alien.

no.

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She's really attractive. Any man lusting over twig women trying to fit the gay Jewish modeling industry standard is a numale.

because she is

Is she quadroon?

I would describe it as cherubic

Octoroon IIRC

yes

She's clearly Italian