How would I go about making a homemade tasser for self defense?

You mean you like getting your resistors, inductors, and fuses mixed up when jumping back and forth between motor schematics and circuitboard schematics? You niggers are why we have to use commie sickles to designate fuses. The only reason you use a stupid square is because software engineers for the international community were lazy cunts who didn't want to use the memory to draw a squiggle because it was hard on RAM.

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Lasers are a meme, but hell maybe in 25 years they'll come out and we'll all look like the people who said radio would never catch on

STEP 1:

SPELL TASER CORRECTLY

DUMBASS

WITH THAT SPELLING YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO KILL YOURSELF THAN SUCCEED

you want to build one of these, OP?

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Small generator I can mount to a backpack, with a cable attached to a large rod I can hold in my hands with two spikes at the end for applying power.

For somebody as electronically illiterate as me with a desire to know more, are there any easy to digest resources your recommend?

*you recommend
God damn it seems I'm not just electronically illiterate

Is there anyway to modify tasers, or cattle-prods to deliver lethal amperage?

HV condenser on the output, like from a microwave oven. I don't know that cheap tasers are very "non-lethal" anyway. Police tasers have lots of tests done and circuitry added to make sure they can't kill easily.
Though if you wanted to have something more effective a knife or bat is plenty lethal and less prone to malfunction. Also safer for the weilder.

Anything from about 30mA up is "lethal amperage" you just have to pass the voltage threshold by either raising the voltage above ~21 volts or by piercing the skin. I remember reading about how a military electrician died because he was a dumbass and stuck his thumb on a 7 volt voltmeter's sharp probes, allowing the current to pass through his bloodstream resulting in cardiac arrest.