UK Offensive Weapons Bill

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/4a64e825-a3f8-49de-89d6-b4d8f7956b56
Well, it seems that the gun laws are going to get tighter and tighter. This bill has been going through for a while now, but with the witnesses called this week (video is of the evidence presented by representatives of the police and security forces) it looks like they're going after .50 cal rifles and MARS designs - looking to reclassify both as 'section 5: prohibited weapons'. If any of the Britloks here haven't contacted their MP about this then do it - even if there's almost no chance of the fucker listening it's worth them hearing that this will cost them some votes. If you had told me that one day I would see a senior police expert claim that the effective range of a .50 BMG round was 6.8km I would have laughed in your face, until now.

In more detail this bill will:
make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'
make it an offence to 'sell certain corrosive substances to under 18s'
expand the Police and Criminal Evidence Act (1984) no, I'm not joking with the year to grant police power to stop and search anyone they 'reasonably believe to be carrying a corrosive substance in public'
make a whole bunch of additions to the regulation on knife sales
ban (reclassification to section 5) 'any firearm with more than 13600 joules of muzzle energy'
ban (via section 5) any firearm with a chamber from which empty cartridge cases are extracted using 'energy imparted to a spring or any other energy storage device by propellant gas'
changing the language in the Firearms Act (1968) from 'weapons' to 'devices' expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object.
ban 'bump stocks' (although it turns out that the police couldn't find a single one in the UK and had to import one in order to show it to the politicians and tell them how SCARY it could be if you added it to a UK legal - and thus not semi-auto - rifle)
make it harder to purchase primers, powder, cases, and other ammunition components

Here's the text of the bill - publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2017-2019/0232/18232.pdf
and the explanatory notes - publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2017-2019/0232/en/18232en.pdf
and the impact assessment - publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2017-2019/0232/IA - Offensive Weapons Bill.pdf

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Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'
Response to niggers shitskins asians being too dumb to acquire banned knoifs and resorting throwing battery acid in people's faces?

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'
YOU GOTTA LICENSE FOR THAT STOMACH ACID MATE?

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

you get diversity stabbed
stomach acid spills along with your intestines
you get arrested for unlicensed corrosive substance in public
Such is life on airstrip one

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

vomit
get arrested
britbongs will still defend this
This is what victory feels like

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Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'
<you can go to jail for driving a car
make it an offence to 'sell certain corrosive substances to under 18s'
<underage bongs can't buy vinegar, lemons or cleaning products
expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object
<people are firearms now
<the wind is a firearm
<the planet is a firearm

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

OI M8 YOU GOTTA LOICENSE FOR YA BODY??

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Gee I'm sure all the niggers in London will just put down their bottles of acid, knives and pistols and stop killing each other thanks to these laws.

I fucking hate the cities and everyone that lives in them.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

When are they going to realize that a man can throw a rock hard enough to kill someone? Will they regulate arms or will they regulate rocks?

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

When are they going to realize that a man can throw a rock hard enough to kill someone?
As soon as they've banned everything more advanced than this 'geological weapon system' technology that appears to have been developed specifically to circumvent the current regulations.

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

live in the Caliphate of Britistan
crapper clogged, plunger doesn't help
go buy some acid to unclog that shit
OI M8, YOU GOT AN ACID LOICENSE FOR THAT?
n-n-no officer
get thrown in jail
get raped to death by pakis in jail
crapper remains clogged

Logan James
Logan James

Fortunately the New British don't know how to poo in the loo anyway, so they won't notice. That kind of situation will only affect the Racist British.

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

We oddly don't have a much of a street defecation problem due to the Indians that immigrated here generally being the high caste ones.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Jesus Christ, Any Dumbshit who hates self-defense and having a law to allow someone to not defend themselves should be killed

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Send help.

David Barnes
David Barnes

mfw you'll see anglos get incarcerated for assault puking
Nuke thyself, not even a potential military disintegration/defeat of the JewU will help at this point.
I just hope the poz doesn't spread to Nippon, for they barely have any civilian funs and nowhere to run to in the event Soros succeeds.

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Landon Harris
Landon Harris

I can't see a future for this country, I really can't.
I feel bad for the other nations we rounded into this mess. Wales and Scotland don't deserve the cuckoldry we're forcing on them.

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Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

are there any groups atleast pro-gun in the UK? Join/inform said group about it if possible. Spread the word to people about the anti-fun laws and make sure to tell people about how being defenseless is fucking stupid and having this type of law should be shot

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

*Shut down

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

are there any groups atleast pro-gun in the UK?
None of them are remotely popular.
that's why you should join!
Even if all of them were combined into one group they still wouldn't have enough popularity to get into parliament .

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

what about Nigel or any politician Assuming there are with common sensedoesn't support being defenseless?

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

I don't think Nige is pro-gun, he's just anti-EU.

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

damn, is there anyone who has influence pro-gun?

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

There are progun groups, and they are fighting this … sort of. They aren't opposing this on the ideological level though. Their argument isn't anything to do with self defence or the right of the citizen to own firearms, they're attacking it on the grounds of its impracticality and that it would affect sporting/target shooting. I'm not aware of any organisation or movement that is proposing even relaxing the current laws.

Farage did make an offhand comment that he saw no reason to ban a citizen from owning a revolver so long as it wasn't carried in public. He was attacked from every angle and by every group who seemed to think he was in favour of non-stop gun battles in the streets and high noon duels to settle legal disagreements. I'm not sure if he retracted or apologised for the statement (not even a hypothetical policy proposal) or not, but I don't recall him saying anything after that on the subject of firearms or self defence.

Britloks are basically complete freaks in RL. Some people may be more or less opposed but I know I've lost friends from trying to correct some of their claims made about firearms when they came up in the news.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

"How do we stop acid attacks?"
<"Ban people from carrying them and buying them without a license"

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Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

Welcome to UK law.
If there's a problem; try to regulate it.
If it fails; do nothing.

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

high noon duels to settle legal disagreements
bad
Someone needs to summon those Haunebu fleets from inner earth before things get even worse.

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Logan Moore
Logan Moore

device
beyblades are gong to be illegal in bongistan
dont let it rip

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

Because of this thread, I am going to make the American colonies in EU4, and have them take by force the UK. Its the only way to insure this never happens in this alternative reality.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

I am honestly going to move to Pakistan at this rate. Less Pakis there anyway than Birmingham these days.
There is but they are so far separted from the rest of society they may as well not exist. UK is too urban focused.

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Trump still has a few years left to run, he's enough of a madman to invade the UK and annex the country. Fuck. We've reached the point where hoping for another country to invade and occupy us is the patriotic position. Just fucking kill me.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Work on a time machine instead and do it for real.

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Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

How many brave men died in those two world wars? And for what? These are not only strange, but increasingly evil times.

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

Well that means that they can arrest and charge absolutely anyone they want, as long as that person is operating a motorized vehicle that is using a combustion engine. There's acid in vehicle batteries.

Oh. Wait wait wait. Water is corrosive to metal. And they never specified at what rate the corrosion must happen.

A proposal to make it illegal for person to carry water in public. What I have done wrong to have ended up in this timeline?

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

They're a (((democracy))), of course not.
Get rid of nukes, then someone can liberate you )))

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

implying we'd even be brave enough to use the nukes

Oliver King
Oliver King

Get rid of nukes
Behold, British nuclear policy in one sketch.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Water is corrosive to metal. And they never specified at what rate the corrosion must happen.
Read the law. It specifies that the substance must be corrosive to human skin.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

That video makes an extremely good point.
The scenario in which we'd actually use a nuclear weapon would never happen, governments have learned from the first two World Wars and know not to rush head first into such reckless actions.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Our government thinks everyone is hat tipping Englishmen and will just abide by these new regulations.

iirc UKIP used to have something about changing our gun laws to be more like Northern Irelands but I think they've scrapped that.

Would much rather use the £40bn Trident costs on a proper Navy like the old days, we could double our navies size for the cost of Trident and just keep a few nukes going in the background for a "fuck the french and Germans we are taking them with us" policy.

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Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

We waste so much money, it hurts.

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

We have to spend money where it counts. Like turning ourselves into the Islamic State.

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Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

human skin has a mild acid layer on top of it
some nucripple with congenital skin disease gets inflammations when touching other people because muh acid, complains about it on social media
law gets extended to virtually any corrosive substance as a result
humans living on British territory without a skin loicense are now considered assault weapons
anglos get arrested for being alive
It's the only logical conclusion.
How fucked are the British overseas territories by comparison?
Does anyone even care about them these days?

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Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

I heard the Isle of Man is pretty nice.

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Logan Flores
Logan Flores

How fucked are the British overseas territories by comparison?
Does anyone even care about them these days?
If NORN IRON counts, they're doing fine. They're actually less cucked than we are though leeches they may be.

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

Why does it look so smug

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Probably the only place where it won't get fucked by Ahmed.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Because he's probably fathers like 40% of the Manx Sheep population of the world.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

It doesn't need a skin or stomach loicense.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

Get pulled over
<Oi mate, we need to inspect you, I suspect you have a corresive substance in public.
Office pops the hood
<Oi mate, we found this lead-acid battery. I'm gonna have to take you in.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Pretty sad how low the Empire has fallen.
It's even more sad seeing the absolute state of the western world.

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

You joke about that but there's regulation in the UK that if a car produces any smoke from the exhaust it fails it's MOT meaning you are not allowed to drive and can be fined.
Just remember we have a long way to go till we reach the bottom of the hill.

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

ban firearms with over 13.6kJ of muzzle energy
That's 3 times more energy than 30-06 or buckshot. But it's a bit less than .50BMG, which they explicitly ban.

Much more important part is ban of any sort of automatic weapons, only manual action will be allowed. Expect semi-auto guns redesigned to simply not have the gas mechanism and recoil spring, so it's a bolt-action with autolocking.

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

Well technically they only banned propellant gas system automatics, they didn't ban auxiliary CO2 gas automatics, or electric automatics.

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

There are still some mechanisms that don't fall under their definition.
Pretty sure blow-forward is safe, for example. For the handful of guns that use it.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

our laws are retarded
Shocking.

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

While the news is terrible I still can't help but chuckle at the idea of bong cops putting bump stocks on bolt action rifles or over under shotguns and attempting to convince reasonable people not politicians of course that these make it more dangerous. Good luck to you bongers, follow the example of British hero Philip Luty before they ban tools.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

But it's a bit less than .50BMG, which they explicitly ban.

iirc there's only like 40 .50's in private ownership in the UK, god knows why they chose to ban it, are they scared people will start shooting up army convoys or something.?

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

god knows why they chose to ban it
Don't you know? Corner store owners live in constant fear of a customer pulling out a 30-pound anti-materiel rifle he had tucked into his waistband.

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

I'm sorry, but British people deserve this.
Your cynicism and moronic sense of arrogance for being modernist fucks caused this.
I can't put it in many words since I'm ESl but just go to Reddit or any YouTube comment chain and you will feel the same.
I just feel despair at seeing Europe being fucked.
Brazil is nearly South Africa levels and the white areas are being flooded with niggers and mutts.
Seems I'm fucked, there's no salvation.
Can't even do a last stand since guns are banned.
Maybe I'll use paladin press books to cause some Zig Forums memes to pop out.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

What most people know of Britain is actually just London.
The Scots don't deserve this, the Cornish don't deserve this, the Welsh don't deserve this. This is only something Londoners will like but they have such a huge pull over the country that whatever they want happens.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

the Cornish don't deserve this
Fuck you, Aphex Twin deserves even worse than this for going on a 13-year hiatus.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

I would say the Scots do since most of these laws are just SNP stuff our government took.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

I would also like to say that the South West does not deserve this either, we not only have the largest amount of guns in the country but also the largest amount of far right extremists, most of the right wing groups in the UK recruit from here.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

If life in the Islamic State means free funs for everyone, the future of Europe could be worse.

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

People supported SNP without really knowing what they were about.
They down played their policies for ages and pushed for Scottish independence, conveniently never mentioning them being a socialist party in most of their campaigning. Only when they got into power did they start being less obtuse and they've lost support since.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

People supported SNP without really knowing what they were about.

Same can be said for everyone major party, I just hate how those fucks get some much say in our parliament.

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

But Syro came out in 2014 and he released an EP in 2017.

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Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Same can be said for everyone major party
It's especially true for SNP, though. I've seen people think they were a far-right nationalist party.
It's disgusting behaviour, they knew Scotland has a large nationalist voting base and they capitalised on it then completely pulled the rug right out from under them after they got put in.

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

He didn't release anything from 2001 to 2014, he deserves pain for that.
The shitty side projects under different names don't count.

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

I've seen people think they were a far-right nationalist party.

I think those are mostly Americans, same ones that think the IRA was some based pro-white far right paramilitary.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Americans, my god. They even think the IRA is liked in Ireland despite them causing decades of terrorism even after they lost public support.
But no, I've met Scotsmen who thought that about SNP. Their campaigning worked wonders.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

he didn't release anything from 2001-2014
except for all those things he released but they don't count because they weren't albums
German autism strikes again.

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

How are the Ulster Nationalists received in the UK? Down here people seem indifferent towards the Ulster Nationalists, unlike the IRA which are disliked due to terrorist attacks.

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

Indifferent as well. We don't think about Northern Ireland a lot because of them being across the North Channel, I actually forget they're even apart of the UK at times.
I know that ever since the Troubles ended both sides have calmed down a lot, I don't know if they still hate each other but at least they aren't bombing pubs anymore.

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

In the evidence provided by the police they admit that there's 291 fiddy cals in private hands in the UK. They then go on to hurriedly remind the MPs that figure only covers licensed weapons in public hands and that there are probably more .50's in the hands of firearms shops that they don't have figures for. As for what this's meant to achieve it's basically along the lines of
FIFTY CAL A SCARY!
BUMP STOCK A SCARY!
WE H8 MARS GUNS!
Yes, we understand that legal gun owners are specifically not criminals - but what if someone breaks into their home and steals their firearms?!

I know that ever since the Troubles ended both sides have calmed down a lot, I don't know if they still hate each other but at least they aren't bombing pubs anymore.
The IRA went on from bombing pubs to selling drugs and robbing banks.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

The IRA went on from bombing pubs to selling drugs and robbing banks.
It's been proven via American beta testing to work much more efficiently in terms of demoralization, see: SLA

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

What kind of person needs limbs, all violent crimes throughout history were perpetrated with limbs! FACT!

Why do you need thumbs? BAN ASSAULT THUMBS!

No reasonable person would need a body, before we can even talk about teeth control we need to remove dangerous individuals WALKING around anywhere they please with deadly bodies.
BODY CONTROL!

Pic related, bong future.

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Carson Gray
Carson Gray

Nah, probably just state enforced castration.

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Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

be bong
get shot
proceed to ban guns
get stabbed
proceed to ban knives
get acid thrown in face
proceed to ban acid
get run over
warmly waiting for cars to be illegal

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

Try the West coast or Borders of Scotland. They could at times be twinned with Texas since there are more Tanks than Tractors there.
warmly waiting for cars to be illegal
They pretty much are in all but name in some cities since you get;
Ridiculous parking charges
Double Yellow Lines everywhere so nowhere to park
Congestion charging
Insurance where it would be cheaper to buy a new car if anything happened to it
On top of this they've effectively banned diesel engines due to recent ultra tight regulations since nobody wants a car that will potentially be very expensive to maintain or cause you fines if anything on it has been tampered.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

how does winning feel my perfidious friends?

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Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

Jewgle translate is fucking it up, it is meant to be Urdu for: "If we had lost the war, you'd be speaking German."

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Juan James
Juan James

Fucking hell, the Urdu script didn't show up at all for me. I guess the site doesn't support it.

John Martinez
John Martinez

यह जर्मन से बेहतर है। कम से कम हम करी है।
Take that you Pakistani dogs.

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Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

t. Li Wong

Henry King
Henry King

t. Mehmed

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Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Get rid of nukes
America sold us Trident. They probably have the self-destruct switch

Charles King
Charles King

changing the language in the Firearms Act (1968) from 'weapons' to 'devices' expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object.
Oi! You got a loicence for that rubber band guvna?

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

expanding the law to potentially cover anything that can accelerate another object
<OI! YOU'VE GOT A LOICENCE FO' THAT MASSIVE OBJECT YOU'RE CARRYING?
<OI! YOU 'AVE A LOICENCE FOR THAT EARTH YOU WALKING ON M8?
<'OLD IT GOVNAH ! YO 'AVE A LOICENCE FOR THAT ASSAULT LEG YOU'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL WIF?

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'
Surprised no one has pointed this out yet -
BATTERIES IN PUBLIC ARE BANNED IN U.K.
Point and laugh

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Liam Flores
Liam Flores

Wasn't there a case in Sweden where a bodybuilder was arrested because the police thought he must've been on drugs? Seems like getting arrested for your lethal body is the future of Europe.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

Yeah, I vaguely remember it, too. He wasn't event that /fit/, just average-gym-going-type /fit/. IIRC, they did a bunch of drug tests on him and released him.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

RUBBERBAND TERROR

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Juan Russell
Juan Russell

I wonder when they'll start smacking down on people for having exercise equipment and superfoods. If they're banning batteries and office stationery, it can't be that far off.
OI! YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT JUICER?
WHATS ALL THIS DEN? 1 KILO DUMBBELLS?! YOU COULD HURT SOMEONE WIF DAT GRANNY!
LOOKIE 'ERE… KALE PATCHES N GOJI BERRIES, CLEAR AS DAY!

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

It's basically criminalizing everybody, so the junta can remove whoever they want, when they want, since everyone is a 'criminal' already.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

Alright, ALRIGHT! You can un-hide that flag now, we won't bash you now unless you're sweden.

OI YOU SLIMEY BUGGAH! I SAW YOU SELLING ORANGE JUICE TO THAT KID!
Well, laddie, you're a bit too young to have arms. We'll have to amputate them! No worries now! We'll sew them back on once you're grown up if you manage to get a licence for them, that is.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

technically, if you have piss in your bladder (uric acid) while in public you can be arrested for it.

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Or basically any organic acid!
OI! YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT ANT FARM? PRODUCING FORMIC ACID WITHOUT A LOICENCE, EH?
OI BETTER NOT EXCEECISE TOO 'ARD THERE M8! WE DON'T WANT TOO MUCH LACTIC ACID IN THAT NOICE BODY THERE NOW, DO WE?
<I'm sorry officer, I-I didn't mean to sell the cola to that kid! He said it was for his dad!
NOW THERE YOUNG MISS! WHAT'S WITH ALL THOSE AMINO ACIDS YOU'RE CARRYING AROUND ALL OVER YOUR BODY?
<I'm sorry sir, but as your doctor it is my duty to warn you your acidosis is pushing the legal boundries. You better contact an attorney. We have to call in the police.

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

You could technically be arrested for having bad breath or even coughing.

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

be arrested for having bad breath or even coughing.
sounds about right

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Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Remember reading somewhere that inside the vagina is somewhat acidic.
The court sentences the defendant to five years of imprisonment plus a 50,000 Pound fine for transmitting acidic substances to the body of the 16 year old Mr. Muhaamed abdul Omar during their involuntary personal intimacy.

Come to think of it, wasn't there a ban on selling eggs around halloween time?

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

wasn't there a ban on selling eggs around halloween time?
yes

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Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

Makes sense, doesn't it? Gotta first fuck up the protein market if you're gonna ban assault legs and arms.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

iirc it wasn't actually government enforced, just a bunch of shops banded together and agreed to stop selling stuff and got the police on board.

Ethan Price
Ethan Price

I've had a few stores ask for ID for matches and lighters

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

How in the fuck does Britain even continue to function as a nationstate under those conditions?
And I thought the burd murdering rejewable Wind Power spam and inner city Diesel bans in my home country were retarded.
595984
CY+1X
non-subhumans usually think about committing crimes before doing so
thought crime law passes
surveillance cameras all across londonistan are outfitted with mandatory brain scanners
certain modes of thinking require a thought loicense else you get incarcerated for thought crime until either the illegal thoughts go away or you get an inhibitor chip implanted in your skull
Tards, Nogs, Schizo programmers, longtime Alcohol addicts and Spergs end up practically invisible to the law as the scanners can't discern anything from their minds
Autistic Down Syndrome patients acquire illegal funs, swords and assault legos for period authentic LARPing across the country
Deviantart gets banned for some arbitrary reason
The collective Autistic screeching is so loud it shatters the government prescribed wine bottles sending the Alcoholics into a fit of rage as angry armed Autistards march towards Parliament demanding the release of their Sonic OCs

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William Davis
William Davis

stores ask for ID for matches and lighters
Buy them from large grocery store with a big shopping trip, choose a slow checkout (they won't be as eagle eyed and sharp). Put the items in about 33% of the way where they are getting up to speed, after they put the item through ask them a question about an item still going / about to go through.
They'll forget about asking for ID.
Hacking humans #101

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

How in the fuck does Britain even continue to function as a nationstate under those conditions?
Think of it as a 90 year-old lady on life support. Sooner or later her own body will give up on living internally despite all medical efforts to keep her living as an organism. She's no loger capable of living on her own. In a few years, she'll no longer be able to even think. Then the moment comes when the slowly-rotting, living-corpse willeither suddenly give up and die, or someone decides to disconnect the machines. Either way, you'll still see her corpse change even after she's dead, one day turning pale, the other, green. Bloating one day, and then thinning ro rhe bone the next. Other organisms will still continue to live off of, or in her corpse, but the old lady herself is dead.

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

Having a body or functioning limbs is offensive to disabled trans persons of color.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

disabled
You need to up you faux-SJW game. "Disabled" is huge wrongspeak, since it makes them sound less capable; the proper term is 'differently-abled".

Evan Parker
Evan Parker

'differently-abled'
Remember when that was considered parody and not a deadpan regurgitation of party doctrine?
Thank you for reminding us how we're all living Poe's Law.

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

Kama for what was done to the boers.

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Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Start war
Lose war
Cry about on an imageboard
Fuck off back to South Africa you whiny boxhead cunt.

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

surveillance cameras all across londonistan are outfitted with mandatory brain scanners
Slowpokes.
gizmodo.com/companies-in-china-are-using-brain-sensors-to-monitor-e-1825651539

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

I'd rather bare with Chinese Socialist Values™ than progressive ing-soc doublethink on the british Isles.

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

At least the Chinks are allowed/expected/forced to be patriotic.

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

fuck the french and Germans we are taking them with us" policy
Hasn’t your policy always been to drag everyone else down with you while you kill yourself?

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

This is more reason why the US should drop sharpeners into the UK so that British patriots can make their own knives.

Time to help liberate Albion.

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Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Can't think of a single time that's happened.

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

OH NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Jordan Price
Jordan Price

WWI & II

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

But Germany started both those wars.

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Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

Nope, they didn't start WW1.

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

One could argue that Germany's lack of caution in supporting A-H was a critical link that let it go from a normal war to a Europe-wide slaughterhouse, but to actually put the blame on them is pushing it too far.
Of course they're to blame for WWI. They admitted it themselves, after all, with a little encouragement.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

We were one of the last people to declare war in the first and in the second we bloody well told Hitler to not invade Poland. unless you mean dragging you into the war, then we had the right to since we owned your country

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf was the biggest pusher for a war with Serbia, and he was as German as you can get.

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

If the Austrohungarians had listened to Germany and invaded Serbia (using the 'halt in Belgrade') plan then there is a decent chance it could have been kept as just another squabble in the Balkans. History has had enough of those that it probably wouldn't even be taught in a lot of university History courses. German blame starts when they decided to invade France - granted they didn't have much choice there due to the terms of the Franco-Russian Alliance encircling Germany (and the fact that Russia was not going to be happy about Germanic intervention in the area they saw as their sphere of influence) but that's what turned it into a world war - well and Alfred von Schlieffen taking them through Belgium, activating our treaty with the Swamp French and suddenly it's a world war.

The people to blame for WW1 are
The Austro-Hungarians for fucking around between various plans and screwing up the only option that could have avoided all out war.
The Germans, for letting the Austrohungarians fuck about like that (as Austro-Hungary was very much the junior partner in that arrangement)
Gavrilo Princips for being a shit

World War 2 is a lot simpler.
"Hitler, we've turned a blind eye to your rearmament because we're happy to have a well armed non-communist state between us and the Soviets, but don't let that go to your head"
"No, Hitler, we mean it. Stop annexing people. We know that last lot welcomed you with parades in the streets, but that was mostly because they hate Stalin more than you. Seriously dude, enough".
"Look, Hitler, mate, we're trying to work with you here; but if you don't stop invading places that's not going to work. We had a war a few years ago and nobody enjoyed it but if you keep this shit up it's going to happen again".
"DUDE - WE FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS! DON'T GIVE ME THAT 'PERFIDIOUS ALBION' SHIT! WE TOLD YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT IF YOU KEPT THIS SHIT UP WE'D BE AT WAR! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT! RETARD!"
I know this is Zig Forums and we're going to get a lot of people very unhappy that someone doesn't love their darling Hitlerfu, but the man was a complete fucking idiot.

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

Hitler do this
Hitler don't do that
Hitler don't use your national wealth to benefit your own people
Hitler, don;t repatriate the territories we took from you at Versailles
WAHHHHHH Hitler's a big meanie and a dictator

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

And they still didn't start WW1, nice try.

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

the people who started the war by invading Serbia didn't start the war

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

Serbia did by killing the Archduke.

John Howard
John Howard

That wasn't the reason for the invasion, it was because Serbia wouldn't accept every demand the Austrians made on the utterly bullshit ultimatum they gave.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

the man was a complete fucking idiot
It's like he was put there to ruin Germany, or something like that…

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

What is that font please?

Joseph James
Joseph James

Ahhh yes of course those boers were the aggressors in the war when you invaded their country

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

yank knows nothing of the history of the area or the wars

wow what a surprise

Blake Young
Blake Young

In every war the Anglo has been in, he has never started one. He is innocent as a babe, but lethal as a lion. The world sees only weakness at the outset, but in the end, the Anglo always wins. This is why the entire world, jealous of his magnanimity, grace and good breeding, have turned against him, time and again. Under hushed breath, they talk of the 'perfidious anglo', the 'eternal anglo', and even compare him to Jews. Know this, your ancestors from the home isles were no Jews! When they say they didn't start a war, you can rest easy knowing they didn't, because they wouldn't!

Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

Meanwhile the Germans start them all and whine about it afterwards once they lose.
What was the last time a nation called Germany actually won a war? The Boxers, when they and everyone else in Europe set aside their differences for a while to collectively kick the shit out of some chinks?

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

War, Franco-Prussian war.
Intervention, Kosovo.

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

Serbia did by killing the Archduke
The assassination of the Archduke was just a handy Casus Belli. The Germans and Austrohungarians had been wanting to crush Serbia for a while. The Austrohungarians wanted it to shore up their crumbling Empire, and the Germans wanted to curtail the expansion of Russian interests and influence in the region.

It's like he was put there to ruin Germany
It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

The Boers didn't have a country, they were living on British territory in South Africa under British law and rule.

This, but without the irony.

Everyone can agree that kicking the shit out of a random bunch of chinks is a good thing, and well worth putting whatever else you had on the go to one side for a while.

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

boers have a country
english annex country
this is the boers fault
The historical lies you tell yourselves mean little to me.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

What the brits did to the boers and Rhodesia and South Africa were inexcusable.

Carson Long
Carson Long

Im so glad we stomped you in the revolution and then destroyed your empire after ww2.

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Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

Can you say all that in public, my perfidious friend, or will that revoke your speaking loicence for assault-patriotism against the multicultural order?

Funny, though! Your last act of perfidy was against yourselves! You even betrayed yourselves! You betrayed Britain! Truly the phrase 'Perfidious Albion' has never rung so true before.

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

Meanwhile the Germans start them all and whine about it afterwards once they lose.
The biggest irony is that the greatest military theorist of German origin said himself that if you get invaded it's your fault for being weak to invite an invader.

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

World War 2 is a lot simpler.
the starting of a world war is simple and has nothing to do with past events, politics, and (((backroom deals)))
This is your brain on American educa-wait…

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Jackson Young
Jackson Young

Can you say all that in public, my perfidious friend, or will that revoke your speaking loicence for assault-patriotism against the multicultural order?
The current state of the UK is unfortunate, but a temporary hiccough. You can already see things start to change, slower than anyone would like of course, but it's happening. Albion may not be perfidious - but it is eternal.

Boers are the dutch who fled to South Africa when their nation needed them most.
Following the collapse of the Netherlands their African colonies are taken by the British
At the point of the Dutch collapse 'their country' ceased to exist.
TFW the Burger has no idea what he's talking about.

Landon White
Landon White

to grant police power to stop and search anyone they 'reasonably believe to be carrying a corrosive substance in public'
As other anons have pointed out the vagina is slightly acidic (to kill bacteria because a moist, dark hole at body temperature is a perfect place for all sorts of fungi and bacteria to grow). So now new-British police can search any woman’s vagina for corrosive substances, and since a portion of the seminal fluids released during segs are a slight base to neutralize the vagina’s acidity so the sperm doesn’t die. That means the police can neutralize the threat of corrosive substances. This is very progressive because up until now the British government has just been allowing diverse interracial “relationships” to happen now they can be state enforced.

Blake King
Blake King

There's just one thing I don't understand: Why would they ban orange juice before The Unislamic Drinks and Beverages Act (2025) which would ban possession, carrying and sale of all alcoholic drinks? What would they drink then? Even water in its natural form and therefore containing oxygen and various dissolved ions is corrosive to varilus metals (not to mention those rampant, assault hydronium ions)! Persumably you'll need a tap water loicence, and every bottle of water will be sold in a sealed, galvanized container and together with a zinc electrode (for which you'll persumably need another loicence).
The Bongs will have to resort to drinking Paki semen and Saudi precum if they wish to survive.

Also I lied! There are actually two things I don't understand; the second being why do I get a Burger flag with my Kraut VPN!

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

Are you sure you have any idea what your talking about? The boer were Dutch colonists who fled the cape after it was annexed by the Brits from the Dutch. They then started 2 republics in unsettled wilderness that were again annexed by the brits. Your pretentious attitude is made better by the fact you have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

have no fear infidel

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Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

it was annexed by the Brits from the Dutch
They then started 2 republics in unsettled wilderness that were again annexed by the brits
So, to clarify, they were Imperial subjects - living in British territory and thus under British law.

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

Well I am sure this will amuse everyone but I think it sums up the state of the UK in a nutshell.
Watching BBC news and they were talking about the weather and it being a heatwave which I am sure Ausfags will laugh at.
They interviewed what can only be described as the poster child for cucks and he was demanding that the Government somehow regulate the weather. I shit you not.
I need to get a capture card for my tv and record this shit. Sometimes it needs to be seen to be believed.

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

I need to get a capture card
Do you need a separate license for that, or is it included in the TV one?

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

dutch make own sovereign republics
<muh dik dem republix is ours now cracka
Anglo intellect at work, gentlemen.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

he was demanding that the Government somehow regulate the weather. I shit you not.
At least he didn't accuse Russia for hacking weather?

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Regulate the Fucking Weather
Brit Government will soon Develop Weather Control Device like in Red Alert 2
They can if they don't devout the funds to Refugees

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

people squatting on your territory
<just leave them be it's the Christian thing to do
Americans are so virtuous.

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Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

I don't understand why some people take pride in WW2 after time proving Hitler right.
If we showed members of the UK government in the 1930's what it would look like today do you think any of them would be happy? Don't be proud of causing the death of Europe.

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

At least Polish involvement in WWII was to preserve the shape of borders

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

on British territory in South Africa under British law and rule
no?
the orange free state and the ZAR were globally recognized independent countries

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Noah Walker
Noah Walker

Right, I can’t speak for your eastern boarders at the time but the Posen region was and is rightfully polish, and Poland does have a legitimate claim on pomerelia. Due to the situation I am sure lots of Poles couldn’t have been sure that Germany would settle for only Danzig even if Hitler’s 16 point peace plan was accepted. Especially since Napoleon gave you independence after the third partition and we all know how long that lasted. I still think it was perfectly reasonable for the Poles to want to fight even if I hate he outcome.

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Poland is a sad country. Bordered by Russia to the East and Germany to the west and historically Austria as well. It sucks to be that one country that everyone wants a piece of considering how the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth was kicking everyone else around earlier in its history. It sucks even more to be surrounded by the same powers that had a military and economical power to actually enforce what it wanted to.
Still did better than the baltic states haha.

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

Bordered by Russia to the East
If communism wasn’t an economic and general complete failure, and Germany’s government weren’t cucks Königsberg might be German today. In the early 2000’s Russia suggested trading Königsberg for a wavering of debts it owned to Germany. Thought at that time Germany was still paying to get the east back up from commie levels. (Also the German commie government was planing on bulldozing the entire town of Quedlinburg to build commie block buildings. Quedlinburg Is still very much old buildings and absolutely beautiful. It was saved only because reunification occurred a bit before they had planed to destroy it) Sorry for the rant but I’m sure you all hate communism as much as I do
and historically Austria as well.
The Austrian empire was a mistake.
IStill did better than the baltic states haha.
Historically or today? If the latter why is bad about the modern Baltics? Besides muh Russia invasion, of course

Carter James
Carter James

The broadcast's probably on youtube, what day did that air?

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

Historically. The baltics are like georgia, small enough to declare independence but not large enough to keep it (mind you, it is unlikely the poles wouldn't have kicked the soviets asses in the short term)

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

I think I need a license to find out if I have a license for that.
It was worse when he went on that nobody should work at all if it is a little too hot.
The day I made the post at around 1pm though unfortunately I doubt you will be able to find the broadcast on youtube. You need a license for that.

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

Oi u got a loicence to tell other people you need a loicence for that?
I’m just imagining the U.K. in 2025 and every Briton (new-Britons are exempt in many cases) has to carry around a binder full of different licences that looks like one of those binders people keep sports cards or MTG cards in. Of course each binder will have to be registered.

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Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Was it this one?

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Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

They will probably ban binders since they will say you can cut yourself on the plastic. Though the whole thing for applying for a license might be interesting. Like doing the theory test for driving in the UK there's a hazard awareness portion of it that actually punishes you for being on the ball so fags who are actually very capable are awarded zero points for spotting hazards far too early.
Unfortunately no. Though that is an example of cancer.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

No, you see Krautfriend, what they're asking for in vid related is an amendment to the 1984 amendment to Building Code and Regulation act (1977) section 5 subsection 3 prima faciae granting the local authorities permissions to override paragraphs 2, 4, and 5 section 2 of the Building Code Enviromental and Climate Change Regulations (2001) notwithstanding section 3 subsections 5 and 6 of the aforementioned legislation, and goes further on to suggest that granting or denying permissions under the latter paragarph of the former act should de facto fall under the pervue of the latter party.

What is asking for is actual, new legislation.

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

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Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Like doing the theory test for driving in the UK there's a hazard awareness portion of it that actually punishes you for being on the ball so fags who are actually very capable are awarded zero points for spotting hazards far too early.
That’s retarded, how can you get punished for noticing a potential danger before it becomes a danger? “Oi ‘ow dare you notice that car driving over the half line and move over before he even has a chance to hit you?” From what I understand Euro drivers licences American English is so silly why the fuck would you put an s there? are much harder to get than here though, which is probably because your population density is much higher and you have an actual alternative, while I live 15 minutes from the nearest town and the closest city has two train lines and neither goes to the airport. So unless you’re in Toronto or Vancouver you pretty much need a drivers licence to go anywhere here. Is it pricey to get your licence in the UK? In Germany driver’s training is mandatory and I think it costs a few thousand euros and requires you to drive for like 300 hours with the instructor first.

I failed my first licence test because I couldn’t parallel park but he also told me I didn’t check a few intersections that didn’t have signs. My town’s pretty small so I know it well but couldn’t figure out what intersections didn’t have signs so the next week I took it again and just kept my head on a swivel for every intersection or any side road and it seemed to work.

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

A lot of it exists actually to make more money rather than train safer drivers. Only way I passed the theory test when I tried it was when I was completely out of my mind with the flu and cold medicine and counting to 2 before I acknowledged I saw the hazard.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

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Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

That's not too different to how DMV testers will intentionally fail something like 80% of the drivers. DMV driver told me I was "driving too fast" and "not stopping behind the stop signs" so I went and paid $50 to take the test privately, California stopped at each stop sign, and consistently did 5mph above the speed limit- passed with a near-perfect score because I was a cautious/defensive driver though.

Jose Perez
Jose Perez

The best is when they throw something completely unrelated into the written test like mine where it had motorcycle questions for some reason. The fuck I need to know the proper spacing of 2 bikes sharing a lane for I aint gonna snitch on 'em. Granted the instructor gave no shits and had me drive through construction.

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

The SNP have been losing rural support over bullshit like that actually, they're pandering to the weegies now that Labour's ~100 year old monopoly on Glasgow's political life has been broken. With Scotland in general you have to remember that the country is ~96% white and most Scots have never seriously visited England so they don't realise how bad it's gotten and thus vote in a cucked manner. In an ideal world you'd organise mass day trips to Birmingham and London for the Scottish population and things would soon be very different.
But no, I've met Scotsmen who thought that about SNP.
Early on their East Coast candidates were somewhat right wing, it's just that they've been being pushed out by the Glasgow leftist crowd. It helps to view the SNP as a less of a unified party and more a disparate group of ideologies held together by the goal of independence with the leftist side currently dominating (the reasons why are interesting but complicated).

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

It's been proven via American beta testing to work much more efficiently in terms of demoralization, see: SLA
It would be a great demoralization tactic, assuming they weren't selling drugs in their own country.
Post-1990's IRA are a gang who LARP about a united Ireland, I don't know why they're so liked by American NEETSocs considering they're a bunch of degenerate junkie commies.

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

Well I can't speak for NEETSocs, but even knowing they're degenerate commies, wanting unified smaller countries is always a better thing since it keeps the power centers and banks central to that region and makes it much harder to push their commie bullshit on others. Imagine if in America, Commiefornia and Jew York (or really any of the blue states in the NorthEast) had to rely on their own budget for all of their welfare instead of getting shekels from Texas/Kansas City/The South's taxes + federal reserve inflation the federal government handouts. For all the talk about red state welfare queens, at the end of the day those red states could at least take care of their own people if they weren't allowed to rely on federal handouts. If Scotland was to separate and go commie, they'd be the next Greece overnight and forced to check themselves before they wreck themselves. If Ireland was reunified, the Southern Irish would kick their shit in and keep the North from going full retard, etc.

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Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Or better yet, imagine if every state in the US was its own mini-country with most politics being local as fuck and every piece of legislation having to pass the wrath of the people instead of some parliament full of (((elected officials))).

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Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

*representatives

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

Or better yet, imagine if every state in the US was its own mini-country with most politics being local as fuck and every piece of legislation having to pass the wrath of the people instead of some parliament full of (((elected officials))).
My state actually does do this to an extent and the city-based politicians/governor absolutely hate it because it keeps them in check. You're required to get at least 10% of the population from each county to sign off on a ballot measure to get it on the state ballots during election season. My city tried to pass a piece of legislation that would have risen taxes on everyone by a literal penny for some bullshit AIDS medical treatment room at the hospital, and the officials bitched for MONTHS when it failed the ballot by a 70% NO vote. It took 7 years to get school bus drivers a funding raise on the ballots, and that was only because the schools were threatening to charge parents for their kids to ride the bus. I love it.

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Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

make it an offence to 'possess a corrosive substance in public'
OY M8
U HAVE AH LIOCENCE FO THAT STOMACH

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

Which state is that? I'm amazed it hasn't been fucked over pretty hard if what you're saying is accurate.

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Ban assault stomachs, nobody needs a high capacity stomach.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

I got sent home today under police escort for being sick at work. I am lucky I never got sent to prison.

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

Britain will soon have Cards Against of Humanity Future
at any given time they play this game by bullshitting to Authorities about how their neighbors have no certain Liscence

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

OI GOD
YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT HEAT, YEA?

Carson Howard
Carson Howard

What the brits
What the British government*
Do act like the common bong is the same as an elite or has any say in politics, apart from who gets to eat them for dinner.

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Leo Smith
Leo Smith

C-Colorado.
We've been fucked hard by the Democrats and pot smokers, but we still have a few conservative bastions that refuse to give in and which keep the state "purple" by being the centers of economic progress in the state. Part of the reason the laws are the way they are is because of the military presence and police constantly suing the state every time they tell them to enforce a policy since they're lazy cunts.

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Colorado user, How many High Ranking Officials are not Communist and do they have massive amounts of Influence to make sure to keep them in check or kicking them out?

Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

I sincerely hope that things that get better for you m8 or at the very least that they don't get any worse. It'd be nice if there was at least one part of the world that wasn't complete shit.

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

Well, one of the senators running as a democrat drank fracking water for a week to prove it was safe to drink/fracking wasn't going to kill small towns, so take that as you will (and obviously with a grain of salt). When Antifa holds riots out here, they're completely peaceful because of the police/swat presence hoping to beat the shit out of them. I'd say it depends what city you're in, PhilippineAnon. Denver is commie fucking central and they actually disregard the Colorado Constitution on a daily basis to the point where basically every county has sued them and every police department has sued them. The issue is that the federal courts are ALL IN DENVER so of course they always find themselves "innocent of wrongdoing" and will come up with any legal excuse they can to ignore the rest of the state. It's at a point where the state has considered splitting into "Northern Colorado" and "Southern Colorado" in the past (every political organization and private organization already considers everything South of Denver as a different state because of Denver being shit), but Pueblo/Trinidad have largely been the voices trying to stop those talks. Pueblo is mosty conservative Spics, that is, they vote blue, but in reality if you were to go down there and act like the commies out East do, you'd get your shit kicked in. Similarly living in the mountains is expensive because mountains + ski resorts, so those populations are mostly 99% white richfags in gated communities who don't encounter a nigger until they're in their late 20s/30s. Everything west of the Rocky Mountains might as well be mini-Utah while the ranchers, oil rigs, and Colorado Springs are basically the counter against Denver Commies. Just avoid Denver and avoid the "university commies" in Boulder (Boulder's population is like 50% Urban Californians who moved away because California was too expensive).

Thankfully we get 3x the solar radiation of the other states (it comes out to like 15x the radiation Hiroshima gets on a daily basis between the sun and naturally irradiated ground) and the altitude keeps out-of-state protesters at bay who don't realize that track stars have asthma up here. Winters are fucking freezing (-20C is pretty normal for January) while summers really bring out the whole semi-arid desert (think about 30-40C on average depending on which part of the state you're in). Thankfully Colorado is mostly only big in Hollywood because people don't have much of an accent here so they steal the progressives and ship them elsewhere while we're Silicon Valley's liason between California and Kansas City making things expensive in Boulder to keep the commies at bay. Whenever the 'Strayans bitch about asphalt melting and shit like that I'm usually like "yep, I've had that happen before" and it's always fun to watch the foreigners pass out from heat stroke because they don't realize that without humidity, sweat evaporates extremely quickly and you need to stay hydrated because of the sunlight/lack of humidity. The large Asian and Russian populations here also keep the Spics under control/mostly conservative- most of the Spics up here are from New Mexico/Texas/Arizona and were trying to get AWAY from all the illegals down there to raise a conservative family/get away from the gang violence. I would advise anons to stay out though until at least late 2020. By that point it should be clear whether the "assault magazine" ban the police departments are fighting in court is getting repealed or not. People bring large-capacity magazines to the range all the time because there's basically no way to enforce the ban and it's only used to extend sentences for other crimes up in Denver/Boulder (where owning guns is illegal anyways). The rest of the state has mandatory laws preventing background checks/registries and allowing open carry wherever you want- it's actually part of our constitution (which Denver ignores). In general, the state is shifting back to being more red now that the pot smokers can head back to their commie shit holes for weed. They hate us "natives" anyways because they don't understand why we're so conservative even when we're smoking pot/why we treat it basically like alcohol and look down on people smoking all the time.

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Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

Oh god, apologies for the wall of text. I just love my homeland and consider myself a Coloradan before a US citizen since the culture here is so different from that of the Eastern US even though the Chairforce Academy is here, so I get excited when people ask about us.

Benjamin Robinson
Benjamin Robinson

we treat it basically like alcohol and look down on people smoking all the time.
Holy fug, that sounds like paradise.

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Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

Winters are fucking freezing (-20C is pretty normal for January)
-20°C
fucking freezing

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Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

Anything below 0 is literally the definition of freezing you stupid fucking leaf.

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

potatonigger doesn’t understand that not all language is object and phrases often mean more than their face value

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Charles Green
Charles Green

Ireland is one of god's cruel little jokes. Pay no attention to him son.

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

Thanks dad, they’re everywhere hire east coast. Luckily I’m west and don’t have to deal with them often. I worked with one and he traveled to Africa just to fuck niggers than married one who had Canadian citizenship. Btw is there any hope for our monarchy? I was kinda hoping Prince Harry would stage a coup and take the throne after QE2 dies but then he married a once married mullato.

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

-20 is pretty normal
As in it is the average
Chiraq gets as cold if not colder than some areas of Canada. We see -30C and even -40C occasionally it's just not that common. Your summers are UK-tier and your record heats are still colder than what we can get occasionally. My state is on fire for half the damn year usually and the other half it's frozen over or flash flooding.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

“Pretty normal” doesn’t mean average something can be “pretty normal” while not being the average. It’s pretty normal to get to -15°C to -10°C here in the winter due to chinooks. That doesn’t mean the average winter temperature is only -15 to -10. Besides it was a fucking shitpost if the reaction image, use of only greentext, and flag didn’t clue you in.
Your summers are UK-tier
Right because the second largest nation in the world has consistent weather and one climate across 5,500 km.
My state is on fire for half the damn year usually and the other half it's frozen over or flash flooding.
This isn’t a nigger rap battle you don’t have to prove that your home is shitter than mine, as I mentioned before and as should be obvious it was a shitpost. I didn’t think anyone would sperg our because I said that I am acclimatized to colder weather because I live over 1.5 megameters away.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

I live right near, about 30 miles of the center of the continent, right on the Kanuckistani border on the big prarie. Let me tell you its all real, no moderation from the ocean and the big cold northern winds blowing south in the winter. People who think they've got worse winters than this area are often times crazy. A week where the high was -15 F. Wind chills in the -60 F at times. Getting -10 F for a high one day and it feels warm. Good times.

Lotsa kids don't know what they are talking about.

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Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

People who think they've got worse winters than this area are often times crazy.
Oh I know, Winters in Regina are rough, I’m close to the Rockies and get the Chinook winds so every couple weeks/once every two monthsish the temperatures rise to -10ish for a few days then drops back, so it’s not bad here. Worst I’ve ever had is -47 C with the wind chill but -40 C is common for a few days/weeks every winter. Forecast for this week is fucked though. As far as I’m concerned it never needs to get hotter than 25°C unless I’m visiting the equator. Was 30 today and I didn’t want to go outside 37 forcasted for Friday is absurd. I don’t want to leave the house let alone go to work. I can’t handle that heat. Going to get wicked hail this weekend after that sort of heat though, I hope it misses us, everyone in the way is going to take a lot of crop damage if it’s as bad as I’m thinking it’ll be.

Non-forcast pics to stay on topic.

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Juan Hill
Juan Hill

I live in the wrong country to hate winter. Always have to wear so many clothes, skin gets a burning rash, ice everywhere so you have to walk like a penguin. Give me 30c+ everyday.

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

tfw can’t wear my cowboy boots for most of the year because the leather bottoms have absolutely no grip on ice/snow/wet anything
But I like winter anyways, besides the dry skin.

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

Btw is there any hope for our monarchy?
If Harry was a decent prince, and had the balls to seize the throne from his grandmother (even a soft coup might almost be enough) then there'd be hope. His current wife is worrying, but hardly the first unfortunate choice a dumb young prince made, especially when he thought there was no chance of him becoming monarch. As it stands thought that's a very low probability, particularly following the marriage. The Monarchy will continue its decline, and in a few generations it'll be about as relevant as the Danish monarchy. If you asked yourself 'wait, Denmark has a monarchy?' then don't worry I had to look them up as well

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

I can't see your monarchy doing anything. At the rate its going, are a bunch of pakis and Arabs going to happily have a white royal family?
I don't think Sharia bloody allows it.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

The shit is everywhere, not just the cities it's small towns just as much.

Watch vid related.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

excuse the eastern euro flag, it's a proxy.

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

the blacks wearing gorilla masks

William Phillips
William Phillips

Its a touch hotter out here in the fields.

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Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

Is that Celsius or niggerheit?
Whatcha growing there strelok? I’d guess wheat/barley, but he picture is shit quality and for us at least it’s pretty late to have your wheat that green.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Mohave Valley
i think that's Celsius this time, Leaf.

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

Arizona
Oh fug thanks Austria, can I get an American citizenship now that I don’t know geography?

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

now that I don’t know geography?
Could be worse. I thought New England was an actual state until a year or two ago.

Mason Hill
Mason Hill

My sister thought Asia was a country up until a few years ago. She also thought Scandanavia was in the Middle East Guess it’s in leaf blood to shitpost

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

she thought Scandinavia was in the Middle East

No, but now the Middle East is in Scandinavia :^)

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

spoiler
I just realised that it wasn't!

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

Mountain Areas Became Dawi Fortress' if SHTF

Stay safe user and i hope you and your People hold the line against the Vermintide

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Luke Turner
Luke Turner

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Carter Green
Carter Green

1st Pic
Why the fuck would you ban tools for everyday use?Don't tell me you need more Liscense for Cutting Paper, DIY Repairs and so on.
4th
Is this shit real or some april fools joke

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

be a kid in UK
open up a lemonade stand to earn some shekels
people come in to buy some in the hot summer
suddenly sirens are heard from a distance
3 police cars with rainbow stripes show up near your lawn
police men come out and proceed to destroy your lemonade stand and take all of your money
"OI M8, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SELLING ILLEGAL CHEMICALS? PUT YOUR HANDS UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"

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Aiden Scott
Aiden Scott

police men
M80!

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

police men
Wow. Okay. Spain.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Zig Forums send help. It’s like a fucking penal colony out here. I don’t think I’ve ever experienced this much heat since I went to Venice.

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Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

but what if someone breaks into their home and steals their firearms?!
Well if the faggot parliament would pass a castle doctrine law you wouldn't need to worry about something as fucking stupid as that but we know all too well they are more concerned about criminals getting hurt trying to rob you than they are about actually stopping crimes.

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

The average IQ around the country is probably close to 100, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was solely Dublin bringing down.
Everything people hate about Ireland is mostly found in Dublin. Even other Irish people hate Dublin. Going abroad to fuck Africans is the most Dublin thing I can think of.

Joseph King
Joseph King

He said he was from a small town in the south.

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

Is it really that bad? I thought Dublin was nicer than London.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Really? I'm surprised somebody from Munster would be an oil driller. Usually it's Dubliners who do that.
Well, I'm being unfair. It's Northside Dublin that's horrible, but it's so bad that it taints Dublin's entire reputation. Parts of Northside look like Detroit.
All these photos are from just one estate.

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Liam Brown
Liam Brown

What the fuck, Ireland? I thought you guys had your shit together. What's southside like?

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

Southside is very touristy, so it's obviously nicer than Northside. Urban decay isn't so much of a problem there, gang crime, high cost of living and the high immigration rate are Southside's biggest problems. There's currently a big gang war going on in Dublin, that kind of shite doesn't happen anywhere else in the country.

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

police cars

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Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

Idiot.
Guess what has highly corrosive highly flammable substance in them?
Batteries yes…

PHONE BATTERIES.

Oy men, gotta license for that cell?

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

Would you say they're targeting terrorist cells?
(^:

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Fuck outta here Indonesia

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

*laughs in tusken raider*

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Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

That’s 1 degree cooler strelok.

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Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

Oh wait your dash is dark so it’s night time. 34° at night?

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Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

At least you didn't think Europe was a country on the continent of Portugal like a girl in my high school did.

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Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

Not particularly incriminating.

Have encountered this amount of stupidity IRL.

Call me gullible but how is this even possible? Did you ask her of her train of thought on the subject, and if not, how were you not curious?

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

implying it isn't
We're all Portuguese here.

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Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

it's been hotter, we've actually gotten to something like 102 at midnight before.

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

consider myself a Coloradan before a US citizen
If only the entire country identified itself with it's state or cultural region.

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

I identify firstly as a Maniot with Mani not even being a formal prefecture and being split between Messenia and Laconia for (((obvious reasons))). Wish I could tell we are less gay than the rest of Greece but that's obviously not the case for at least the last three decades.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

Did you ask her of her train of thought on the subject
Several people asked her what the fuck she was thinking, but I don't remember any satisfactory answer.

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

I don’t imagine I’m too far away from average IQ, but it’s honestly frustrating and extremely taxing talking to most people. I can’t imagine what life is like for actually intelligent people.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

I bet they avoid talking with most people and consider them subhuman retards after enough exposure.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Maybe she meant to say "Portugal is a country on the continent of Europe", and she got her words mixed up, the whole class laughed at her and then she felt too awkward to explain it.

Had a friend like that in the uni. A literal autist if I've ever seen one. A computer or machine on two feet. Literally considered every single race subhuman, except the Japanese. The only two people he condescended to talk to were me (because we were both irredeemable weebs, and he could, in his crippling autism, call anything I said, or my points of view 'idiotic' with impunity) and another fella (God knows why, perhaps because he didn't insist on talking to people about anything other than music, in which the friend in question had no interest, and therefore no coversation took place between the two of them, total silence being the autist's ideal form of coversation). Dropped out of a rather good uni when getting his MSc because he thought literally everyone of his classmates and professors was an idiot, and the last place to learn about anything related to his narrow scientific interests was a university I myself did the same for the same reasons. The only time he showed any form of human emotion, or his emotionless, tone-less, robot-like monotone assumed anything resembling human emotion was when he was talking about his cats.

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

Imagine the living hell life is for smart people in Africa.

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

Smart people are good with conversation, don't confuse academic talent with being smart. Those hyperautists almost always lack basic common sense.
I knew a guy in high school who was brilliant at maths. He could recite Pi to several hundred places by calculating it his head and got a scholarship at 15.
He was hit by a truck and died after driving on the wrong side of the road for several minutes without realizing it.

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

You'd probably not have enough education to understand the difference. Culture and even language play a very important part in it. IQ hasn't changed much throughout last few hundreds of years, yet how human minds have.

This. Knowledge of the limits of knowledge may be as important as that technical knowledge. Arrogance will not help survive or live a happy life, social skills will. Great intellect might help you in learning and recognizing opportunities, but when you understand more you start feeling distant and cannot participate in usual activities with enjoyment you are used to. Like, listening to a boomer arguing a feminist today.

Ian Price
Ian Price

They are banning cars in London now. Thought fags would like to know.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

They're trying to get diesel cars off the roads here in the coming years, and one retard politician wants no fossil fuel cars on the roads by 2030. Just fuck our shit up, Codreanu fam.

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

ban (reclassification to section 5) 'any firearm with more than 13600 joules of muzzle energy'
was their a spate of killings with .577 tyranisour

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

your terrority

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

when i was i thought al qaeda was a state, as in one of the 50 states,

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

Country sports alliance, BASC, British deer society. They exist the commies in power just ignore them since they're based around the country life and not Jews in London.

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

explain

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

month old post
In a while I will,

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

The Boers didn't have a country, they were living on British territory in South Africa under British law and rule.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Republic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Free_State

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

but the Posen region was and is rightfully polish, and Poland does have a legitimate claim on pomerelia.
No they don’t. Unironically the Molotov-Ribbentov Pact was a good Idea and if it wasn’t for the Allies it would be a deal that would’ve kept the peace and driven the (((Anglos))) and (((French))) out of Central and Eastern Europe and created a German-Russia world order. Poland is a shity nation that deserves to be divided between the Superior nations of Germany and Russia.

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