I've browsed this board for a long time. I'm a 30 year old virgin and I'm miserable with my life. I have no friends, I haven't had friends since about 2006. I have two degrees and am studying for the CPA exam, I passed one section (BEC) and fail another (AUDIT) and am now studying Audit again. I can't tell you how hard this shit is, and time draining. I can take breaks just long enough to cook myself food and look at the news, then it's back studying again. I tried watching anime during the breaks just to help me cool down, but I find that most anime is shit. I chose anime because normal tv is so kike'd, but it seems Japan has its own problems. I don't know what I'm going to do with my life once I get my CPA license. Yeah, I'll be set, but I'll have gone so long without friends of social interaction that I think I'm permanently stunted somehow. I thought about joining a church to get a slightly less kike'd woman, but I have a cousin who is a pentacostal who is in a church and thought he got this girl pregnant and went 8 months freaking out and it turns out the kid belongs to some other guy, so apparently they're whores too. It's like the whole world is kike'd. I'm building a library of the books I think need to survive the nigger apocalypse, that's my goal, to be one of those Irish monks riding out the dark ages in hopes of being able to continue civilization. I'm also tapering off my SSRI because I can't take the zombification anymore and I'm worried about permanent effects. Been on that shit for 4 and 1/2 years. Strangely, I feel better than I can ever remember. Anyways I'm drunk, when I get drunk I like to talk about myself. I think most people do that when they get drunk because our kike society represses you so much, especially us who have to hide ourselves. I think it would be better if we just formed militias and pulled the ripcord. I mean, why am I even working for a CPA and money in accounting? It's so I can buy land away from the niggers and hunt and shoot my guns without having to worry about dumbshits complaining like you do in hunting clubs and on public shooting ranges, but besides that, what the fuck else is there? Tell me, what else is there? My parents think I'm a failure because I haven't had kids yet, and tbh I'm feeling like I'm screwed because I don't have kids; when you get old, you realize that everything is meaningless and you end up caring about two or three things, and the rest is all dead to you, that's where kids come in. They come in and fill up the dead zone, and you console yourself not only with them but with them carrying you on, which is actually true.
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I'm also 30 and want to be a CPA, what is needed?
depends on your state
generally speaking, you need a Bachelor's in Accounting, because that satisfies all the educational requirements to sit for the exam.
you also need 150 total credits/hours taken in college
there's also an experience cutoff that depends on the state
checkout your state guidelines. Oh, and you need references, which may also vary by state, and they have to be work related. Fortunately I'm in a CPA firm and just asked all the CPA's for references and they did it, so I lucked up.
After all that, you have to start studying, and that means paying at least $1,500 for a study package from Becker, Wiley, or Gleim. There's others but those are the big 3. Then you study, and I am not shitting you by saying this, this "study" period is the most fucking miserable and hardest thing you will ever do.
The exams are 4 hours long each and cover material that you just spent about 3 months studying for.
That doesn't sound too bad.
Try some different booze my dude, being sad while drunk is never fun or productive. Society is shitty, sure, no doubt, just remember that the worse it gets the closer the collapse of this western Wiemar 2.0 comes. Man, the last time I have friends was in elementary school, and without getting specific I got chronic pain for the rest of my life. People say the phrase 'living day by day' as if it marks everything being shit, but in my purview it's simply better to focus on the day-by-day than the distant future. You know, abstractly. I don't mean don't think about the future period like a braindead nog or something, I mean like in terms of happiness.
this is good practical wisdom tbh. I need to start doing this. Too much over-thinking. Not saying that I regret what I believe in, but if you dwell on the shit too long you'll drown in it.
I think I'm going to switch back to whiskey.
First of all, understand that the Jews aren't the only problem. Stop using common terms unnecessarily, especially when there are other terms you could use instead. You free your mind even a little bit when you spend that time to think. Likewise, get into the habit of catching yourself before you swear, even when thinking of a swear. This forces you to think about what you're saying and thinking.
Second, you're ignorant, blatantly so. I would say to lurk Zig Forums or Zig Forums, but apparently you missed their golden days, if you really have been around for a while.
Read some books. For help, look through forum discussions, preferably before 2016, but I suppose that depends where you're looking.
Learn some history. And I don't mean "read a wikipedia article", I mean that you should really study it. Understand how and why things are the way they are. Don't let some faggot online tell you what's what.
Consume high art, not just the average trash /a/utists watch seasonally. There is nothing wrong with elitism. Understand why something's Patrician, and why something is Plebeian.
Stop masturbating, and stay away from imageboards for awhile. Imageboards used to be cathartic, but have since fallen into entropy, and now have a poor influence on the mind, body and spirit (and Internet i.e. pseudo-normalfag culture as a whole; this includes "fandoms", so no weeb filth, no Zig Forumsommando fun, no Zig Forums posting, etc.). Now, that doesn't mean there's no good information or advice to be found anymore, but it's much rarer and the average thread and """fun"""posts are total AIDS, and I'd imagine many seasoned anons feel the same way. Spend some time to think. Have mental discussions about anything really, and let go of the nagging feeling one may feel when challenging viewpoints or arguments come into the mind, whether from others or your own self.
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>4 years and I still can't embed and upload files at the same time
Anyone who says Codemonkey isn't a nigger faggot who should be removed—whether violently or otherwise—from office is an idiot.
Brotip: escort service. They are worth the money.
Unless you're a woman, you're not a virgin. Male virginity is a meme, or you're a literal faggot and mean anal virginity. Sexual intercourse just for the sake of it, without emotional investment and the intent of procreation is worthless.
But what the hell do you want from us, m8? Are you trying to find some kind of a Chad mentor that would wipe your lazy ass for you every single day? It will cost moneys or at least supply of Bernardus 12 for a neglectful mentor like myself.
I suppose you could consider these Poles as having Pole-ar opposite opinions on sex!
I went to bed drunk and full of food, and had dream where I hung out with the embodiments of some of the guys on Zig Forums. There was that vietnam guy, two french guys, hungarian guy, some americans I can identify by typing style, and we all took turns shooting stuff. I was really having a good time because it felt like I was just chilling with long-time friends. I woke up covered in my own shit waist down and resting my head in a dried puddle of stomach acid chunks and drool.
You're lucky, to an extent. Sometimes people are numb enough to choke themselves to death after they've passed out.
There's a hole in your heart, and alcohol isn't going to fill it. As an alcoholic myself, I'm still searching for joy in my life, but I cut way back on drinking because of the health concerns.
Also why do only children browse 8ch? I'm 42, doggonit, and while I'm used to being the oldest brony on /pone/ it's weird I'm the oldest strelok on Zig Forums.
I mean this completely unironically and seriously, I do sincerely hope you go back to drinking too much to the point you die of liver faliure.
Fuck you, faggot.
do you happen to be on the ponecast dickscord
What is the title of the manga?
If you're into pony shit, then it probably is too late for you.
I'd rather keep the Muslims here than have grown men who genuinely like toddler cartoons in their place.
What kind of a manga cover is that?
4/10, low effort
An Elder Sister by Pochi-Goya
fuck why do I have to know this fml
Just what I'd expect from the European leader in pornography (^:
Because you have good taste.
>tfw no qt eldritch onee
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Well that's just life for you. Spend all of it on one side of the fence thinking about how much better your life would be just to find out it is all the same.
Might as well turn it into a cringe thread.
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Its alright OP, least you are going somewhere in your life.
I feel like I've failed and will die alone. I am pretty good looking but socially retarded. I am the loneliest that I've ever felt and.have conteplated sucide for the past 24 hours. Don't want to talk to anyone around it because they will either flat out ignore me or think I want attention. I will die alone, which is my greatest fear, to where my drunken father told me he thinks I will never breed, so his bloodline is dead with me. Mom is dead and she was a true friend, don't know if she purposely killed herself or not. I don't blame her if so, because I feel the same as she did. Guess fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
I refuse to believe that that's not ironic. Please for the love of christ do not prove me wrong
If you're attractive, social faux pas's would be a non-issue. To be fully blunt, you're either not as attractive as you think you are or you must have, like, extreme debiltating autism. For me, being social has always been more about my degree of confidence rather than not knowing how, so I can't help you if the second point is it. Speaking from my experience, loosing weight particularly and getting mildly fit will boost your self-esteem hugely, doubled if you're above a 5/10
Fairly fit, work out just about everyday except weekends
I mean I am not a total stud but at least above average.
Was never diagnosed with it as a kid, but swear I have something. I've talked about it with my brother years ago and he just said "You weren't raised right". He was raised differently by my mom and actually had his father in his life. When it comes to social things, I always wind up saying the wrong things, which kills my confidence. I've never really had confidence, and when I do it gets shot down. Not really sure what it is.
I know that feel bro but as long as I have internet I am not thinking of offing myself.
Couldn't stand not dicking even once while being 24 years old… Crippling social anxiety is a bitch. 4 years later and only time I menaged to ask woman out I was rejected. Why live streloks…
An user once said that you will go down on a terrible path if you seek happiness in women. Keep that in mind.
Read Sun & Steel you miserable cunts. Mishimoto was a completely miserable cunt stuck in a cage of his own making once. Yes the world sucks, and yes you are probably going to die alone, doesn't mean you have to be completely miserable when you do.
Cheer up. At least you're not a pedophile.
I get along with scandinavian guys better than anyone else. I think I played enough PR that their accent has become intensely familiar. There's none of that vague background anxiety like around groups of native english speakers, and it also helps that they all seem much more chill. Dunno. I also get along well with south americans, but it's mostly because their accent makes me automatically dehumanize them.
You overanalyze things, I'm the same type of person that you are and I have been where you are (was diagnosed as "semi-autistic" when I was very young). What I did to fix myself and my autismo problems with to put myself out there on online dating sites and simply talk to/date as many woman as I could while being entirely up front about the type of person I am/what hobbies I have. Fast forward 5 years and I'm married now with a daughter, gettin mired whenever I'm out. You don't even have to be a faggot like I was, just push your social boundaries, do the things you want to do, and the pussy will follow. You already hit the gym, so you're already doing better than 70% of your soyboy competition.
Because it is.
Nothing. There's pretty much no aspect of life that isn't pozzed in some way by the eternal jew. Getting away from the city is a good start, though. You can't completely escape the jew, but you can and should hinder its influence on your life. You can either choose to wait and see if the collapse happens when you are still relatively young or go out with a blast right now, someone's gotta start the fire.
ayy posting from the hospital
Well what manner of stupid did you endeavor upon this time around?
that's the real question. I want the collapse to happen, but do I want it to happen when I'm 65 years old? Yes, but I wouldn't be able to take advantage of all the opportunities.
Also, I'm convinced that lone-wolf mass killings only end up becoming memes. Dylann Roof, Breivik, the Dallas shooters, they were all lone-wolves and they vanished into the news cycle, only brought out when some leftist dipshit or cuckservative needs talking points ammunition, and then they're forgotten again.
What we need are militias. We need to strike, yes, but with an army. Collective violence is what will get the ball rolling, that's why I've been banging on the networking thread but no one fucking responds anymore.
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Nothing interesting or Zig Forums related. Had a blockage because of intestinal stricture and now they're finding my colon is riddled with ulcers. Worst pain in my life. Get a 6-12 month ostomy & stricture removed tomorrow. Haven't eaten in 5 days. Going to be constantly on morphine for 3 days+ after op. Shit sucks
Sucks, but it's nice to know I'm not alone, only 29 though. Deadend job, looking to buy some land in the near-ish future, although last week I did spend way too much money on a 5' crosscut saw, absurd, because I live in a small city, but it's the little things that keep me going. Hopefully you don't live in California like I do, I had to send all my fun's to live with a cousin out of state, so I don't even get to finger them anymore.
That sucks, I hate hearing about streloks getting a raw deal, this is about the only community I have. Get well man.
I wish I had taken a picture with her. She was a beauty. Just as old as me, but still in perfect shape. When I got her she needed a new closing spring, so I asked maint. and they gave me a fresh-out-of-the-box spring assembly to plop into her. She didn't even squeak a bit when I put my first rounds through her. Never made a noise other than BANG.
I oiled her good, kept her out of the roughest dirt and went out to buy her a toothbrush of her own.
The rubber ring around her red dot was loose but I didn't mind. It never blocked my sights.
I didn't spend enough time with her, and what little time we had together I didn't appreciate enough.
She was mine. I am still hers.
poor bastard.
Nah, I'm in the Confederacy. Tons of niggers.
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>Nah, I'm in the (((Confederacy))) . Tons of niggers.
Wonder why that is.
So far it has gotten the same reaction as Breivik and pals. It doesn't seem like there's anyone who can pull that shit off without looking like retards, not to mention the other problems, like the mass doxings on twitter.
((better throw in the towel))
hmm
My life was doing poorly and eventually turned around with a job, met new people.
But other than being disgusted with politics in my nation I've been focused saving up for gear, a long slog to buy nods to go with the steiner I already invested in.
Just read siege and follow universal order sure it seems crazy at first but in relation to being kiked it's pretty fucking sane.
Get away from it watch it burn (or help it burn) then come back out the ashes and reclaim shit.
Simples.
That which starts bitter ends sweet ma dudes.
Don't forget they were scented tiki torches, which is a type of lawn ornament at walmart. That entire rally probably smelled like potpourri.
Someone could have gotten burned!