Brit/pol/ #2113: It's All Fucked Edition

Theresa May proposes new law that would have jailed protesters who disrupted speech by Jacob Rees-Mogg
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-proposes-new-law-would-11964577

Downing Street insists UK will leave customs union
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-42938672

Three men stabbed to death within 48 hours of knife violence in London
standard.co.uk/news/crime/three-men-aged-19-22-and-39-stabbed-to-death-in-48-hours-of-knife-violence-in-london-a3757956.html

Rotherham and Rochdale could be repeated in Thanet
westmonster.com/sick-rotherham-and-rochdale-grooming-scandals-could-be-repeated-in-thanet/

Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch
news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/doritos-to-make-ladyfriendly-chips-that-dont-crunch/news-story/effbe2d601ee1ef54178a4d9d6aea05

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/04/clergy-worries-parishioners-mental-health-rise/

I'd kill for a sarnie right now tbh

The Stranger within my gate,
He may be true or kind,
But he does not talk my talk–
I cannot feel his mind.
I see the face and the eyes and the mouth,
But not the soul behind.

The men of my own stock,
They may do ill or well,
But they tell the lies I am wanted to,
They are used to the lies I tell;
And we do not need interpreters
When we go to buy or sell.

The Stranger within my gates,
He may be evil or good,
But I cannot tell what powers control–
What reasons sway his mood;
Nor when the Gods of his far-off land
Shall repossess his blood.

The men of my own stock,
Bitter bad they may be,
But, at least, they hear the things I hear,
And see the things I see;
And whatever I think of them and their likes
They think of the likes of me.

This was my father's belief
And this is also mine:
Let the corn be all one sheaf–
And the grapes be all one vine,
Ere our children's teeth are set on edge
By bitter bread and wine.

Good lad.

Goode ladde

Sounds a bit bigoted smh

hand over the memmies

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Why do they insist on doing this sickly happy clappy crap.

Imagine writing a Bible verse from the daily reading.

His breakdown is great.

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spiritual void to fill

THE VIDEOS KIPPER
YOU MAY HAVE THE VIDEOS, BUT I HAVE YOUR DOX

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Your a nigger harry

he was a good lad

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based

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.dal dooG


Better not be a BLT lad.

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So he is guilty of posting his fiction on FB.

wew

the dangers of larping tbh
also, don't use facebook lads

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Well he fucked that up didn't he

say that to my face not online…

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I need it because I'm a crypto-normalfag tbqh

Clergy worries about parishioners' mental health on the rise
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/04/clergy-worries-parishioners-mental-health-rise/

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how come there is a gay pride event in Barrow?

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YK is this all resulting from your video drama? I don't recall him ever acting this much of a spaz.

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I don't have twitter if that helps

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Who the fuck eats crunchy chips?

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just brought a lunch of some nice crunchy chips

Get out tbh

my morbidly obese coworker uses them so he doesn't have to flip the light switch

My obscenely rich flatmate has one, its shit.

wtf I love Corbyn now


Soggy is best though

For people who preach "muh food" they sure do have shit taste.

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it doesn't get much more chad than wrestling with crocodiles for fun lad. who could possibly compare?

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>Vikings
Not even clicking it tbh

Is there not even a chinky nearby? Or are they not open at this hour?

Maccies is fine dining lad. Show them your student card and you get a free cheeseburger with your meal.

or

fucking kill these people. human beings are cows. day of the ballpeen hammer when?

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Probably planted the seed yeah, considering he was replying to nobodies. Went after "ethnonats" on my channel then started going after the same types on twitter.

I did a search for him using the term and he hadn't used it in ages, so it seems to fit.

Master Brew saw my video and that played a part as well, spoke to him via DM and he said Raheem was stealing his content early on without credit. Raheems chickens are coming home to roost it would seem.


kek

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Not where I am, no. I'd kill for a bag of chips with sea salt and cheddar tbh

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I can't eat mcdonalds anymore, it just gives me gut bomb which makes the toilet look like a mudslide.

it's not particularly complimentary

Unironically what did he mean by this

Flawless logic

leftists are the REAL nazis

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Putting up trade barriers and stopping the free market to effect your home industries I guess

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reeeeeee

lmao


It's so bland and tasteless, haven't had it in the longest time, and the last time I did reminded me exactly why I stopped.


I don't know of anyonewho owns them, but Ive seen an ever increasing number of ads for them. There's a fucking butter advert in which some animated character is using one.
The normalisation of corporate and government spying is so fucking dangerous and yet people fall for it.


I can't believe how fucking stupid he is

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SMASH THEM

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Unironically get fucked.

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Better than being a wageslave or a drunkard.

Look at this absolute sod haha

Better get a glorious sandwich from the local supermarket then lad
Furthest north I've ever been, true story.

kek

Holy shit, London really is grim

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Don't even know what that is, all the tech I own is pre-2007, I used to know every new gadget. They have improved nothing

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even this autistic wierdo can get himself a gf… what's your excuse?

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It's a proprietary internet-connected microphone that Amazon has complete control over.

Supermarket sandwiches are so depressing tbh
Next time you're here looking for food try finding one of these, absolute Godsend.


All I want is some propah grub and to not pay a kidney for it.

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smh

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Why ffs? What is the selling point?

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So when I do a Watt Tyler? Dunno if I will have time for finding food tbh lad.

SADIQ WE COME FOR YOU
WE COME FOR YOU

Err get with the program you weirdo

HAIL SCIENCE, HAIL OUR PEOPLE, HAIL VICTORY!

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That's Sylvia Mann. She is a model.

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Convenience laziness
Why bother getting your phone out to search something when you can just ask your very own state agent for the info.

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technological progress masks societal decline

The arguments for marijuana legalisation are really starting me triggered tbh lads.

You can objectively punish it and completely stop its use by the simple act of having regular, random drug tests. It isn't some fucking mystery.
We have them at our college for all cadets. Company sends you a text in the morning telling you you're up for a drug test at 9am and if you don't turn up you'll be instantly fired/have your education terminated. Simple. You fail - you're out on your arse and you'll never be hired in the industry again because it goes on record.
Literally always get one or two idiots every year that fail it, thinking it's some kind of joke and end up kicked out of the college + company they were sponsored by.

Why is that so hard, lads? Why can't normal universities make their students take drug tests? Literally any profession that's worthwhile/necessary for society will make you take drug tests so why not prepare students for the real world by starting them at 18.

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I'm over by Belgravia at the mo' mate

legalizing everything and letting retards destroy themselves is the easiest way and will bring in revenue to b oot

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In the adverts I saw for it it was basically a box for googling stuff using voice commands. I guess that is a neat feature but I don't know what makes people think it's worth it.

Exactly lad I will be bringing my lunch with me, hence why I won't be looking for food in Londonistan.

Is the middle class big enough to support that?.

All I need to know about this issue, pic related.

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Wow you are a moron

I don't have an issue with drugs, not that I do them, but if it isn't damaging and not done in excess but with purpose I see no issue.

that makes it even worse

This

But have you ever not wanted to read what you google? Siri never took off did it?

Belgravia, fuck that for a laugh.
'Spoons is the only option

Really activates your almonds

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