How to protect your home if you have no weapons?

How to protect your home if you have no weapons?

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Unironically, if you have no weapons whatsoever, including baseball bat or tire iron or anything, you can either run or you can go batshit. If you're at least 6' and not fat, if someone is invading your house your most viable option is to strip naked and run at them screeching. Beat the shit out of them, go nuts. If you have time, pop a small dosage of meth or something.

Do you have a hardware store that sells hammers, or axe handles, or even broom handles along with some aluminum duct tape and a screwdriver? You still have access to those things without needing a "loisense" at least, right?

I will probably not have time to strip to nude, unless I am woke up from sleeping as I sleep in the nude. Though I am not sure if there has been a successful case where this was done.

I also doubt I would win any hand-to-hand combat situation, probably not even if I am armed with baseball bat, screw driver or similar. Especially if there are more than one person.

I suppose a panic room is my only option then

There's plenty of scenarios where a homeowner mashed the faces of one or two invaders, although I've yet to find one where they stripped naked first. Iunno, can you get crossbows or blackpowder stuff in sweden? Or is this kinda pointless anyway because you guys have essentially duty to retreat?

Sweden you're fucking killing me here. You can attach the screwdriver or a knoife on to the broom handle to make a spear. Make a tactical retreat to the doorway of your panic room where you can re-enact that scene from 300, pretend you are some oiled up spartan king with exposed man nipples no homo, fighting off the shitskin persian hordes between the hot gates to nullify the advantage of the persian numbers.

Where is the blood of the vikings I know you still have some in you Sven. You either have nothing else to lose so you may as well go balls out, or you have everything to lose which in that case, go balls out even harder.

Crossbows can probably be obtained, not sure how lethal it is.

As far as I have been told, Swedes don't exist and have never existed. I am a nomad, a ghost, or in the future just a fairy tale. Don't cry for me because I am already gone.

Someone post the autopsy photo from Surviving Edged Weapons

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Beat the fuck out of them

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