So you guys aren't a ufo cult that promises that adherents will be initiated into godhood after death?
I just accidentally into Mormonism. What do?
Juan Campbell
Carson Hernandez
Here's a thought: Don't get baptized.
Whoah! Insane, I know!
Grayson Foster
Blake James
Please tell us how it went. This thread has legendary screencap potential.
Levi Bennett
Well, I answered the door and two women were standing there. One of them was this beautiful blonde haired girl that I really found attractive. I was dressed in a mangy shirt and some sweatpants because I was playing video games at 11 in the morning and because I'm a shut in NEET. I found it really pleasing to stare into her eyes. I don't know why despite being socially retarded, I'm able to so easily keep peoples eye contact. But I have to wonder if it looks scary or retarded.
Anyway, so they ask me if I'm interested and I say yes and before long I'm bringing out chairs from the dining room and putting them on the porch. We sit around, me with my book of mormon they had given me and we did a "lesson". 3 lessons to choose from, and I chose the one about an analysis of the book. I can't really remember to be quite honest because the blonde girl took almost all my attention the whole time. In the back of my head I thought "this is a scam. im a pockmarked smelly retard why the hell would they ever be smiling and giggling with me while we talk about mormonism". But I didn't really care in the end. The girl drew some pictures to explain the concept of the Great Apostasy, told me about Joseph Smith (which I then found out to be the guy in that picture with the caption DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE WHITE). Then by the end of it, I had agreed to pretty much everything they said. They were laughing, smiling and I felt really good. Then they said something about baptism, congregation and future visits etc etc etc and I said yes because the girl was really beautiful.
Then I realised that I had agreed to be baptised in March, that I would attend mass on the sunday of next week and that the girls would be coming back with some of the congregation of the church to my crackden of a house in 2 days to give me more lessons. For god sake I still live with my mother who, in her younger years, was an anarchist feminist or whatever the fuck and she has Buddhist paraphernalia scattered around the house despite being not a Buddhist at all.
This is a mess. I should have just stayed hidden, not answered the door and played my fucking video games.
Hudson Reyes
Call them and say you dont wanna get baptized. And if they keep coming back ignore them or call police. They cant force you
Lucas Hughes
They will just giggle and tousle their hair until OP goes along with it again.
Jace Moore
This is literally how the Fall happened. Women, not even once.
Easton Hughes
(heiled)
It is not too late to decline and reject their false teachings. That's how they get you to buy their special underwear: they seek out one of those mellow-hearted men and try to sell their heretical cult with the excuse of endless celestial sex in heaven. Remember that people push you only so much around as you let them, draw clear borders and tell those two Jezebels you sobered up and reject their false teachings. Then, you read through your Bible clearly, compare it with the Book of Mormon and find all the contradictions with it - the writing style alone is quite laughable, it is nothing compared to any genuine Bible (translation) - and then show it the blonde Jezebel, win her over to BEGOME [insert Christian approved™ denomination here] and she will be your godly wife and will live happily ever after.
Levi Kelly
^Brainlet.