Bad recruitment ads

UK ads are full of niggers and women, usually both at the same time.

I'm guessing men are refusing to join the army so their idea is to use women as bait. Men will go where women are in order to hunt the pussy. If they can convince men the military has chicks to bag they will get a few extra desperate virgins.

Alternatively the jews want to recruit women in order to reduce breeding potential of whites. This is unlikely though since most women in the military end up fucked raw and drop out due to pregnancy.

That's where they dun' fuck up. Although this concept could work if the Japs did it with 3D idols. What was the name of that girl's channel? Pomo Pomo TV?

The actual cute ones sucked and fucked there way out of doing those ads.

Everyone wishes that. Everywhere advertises this. Its never true.

And that last video, that kind of harassment is never targeted at gay kids. Its targeted at nearly every other kid.

This isn't how you do MRE reviews, you stupid thots!

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Last time I'll trust you about anything.

Anglo women were always gross

Compare and contrast these recruitment videos, and try to ignore the horrible compression. I wonder why Muslims are more attracted to ISIS and militant groups than mulatto feminist faggotry. The first video is the opening to a music video called "Oh Disbelievers of the World." The second is from a weekly video segment known as "Harvest of the Soldiers," which is basically the video version of ISIS' newsletter, known as Al-Naba.

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These are the other two segments to this week's "Harvest of the Soldiers." While undoubtedly misleading propaganda, it creates the view that IS are active, committed and still in the fight. Note the use of religious rhetoric, straight from the Quran, rather than postmodernist "acceptance" bullshit. They're talking straight to what their potential recruits believe, know and hold sacred, in their own terms, rather than what white college students hold sacred.

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I wonder how accurate those statistics are. One the one hand propaganda has reason to lie, on the other the numbers don't seem super out there.

As a capstone to my point, imagine you're an "Asian youth" in England. You see two different videos, each a few minutes long. One of them is from the government, whose policies you disagree with wholeheartedly, and whose existence you might even oppose, due to democracy being shirk. Furthermore, their soldiers have invaded the countries of your coreligionists and continue to kill them to this very day. With all that said, their message to you is, "You can pray, it's okay. Just go kill other Muslims today." Not exactly a promising start, but when they toss women and fags into the mix, it becomes intolerable; it's beyond being a joke, it's a fucking insult. Statistically, you'd rather see the latter jailed and the former whipped than treat them as your equals. So, you scoff and roll your eyes, then turn to the other recruitment ad.

This one is in your ancestral language, but with subtitles so you can still read it. It's not some faggot artist's rendition of life as a soldier, it's the real thing, in all its excitement and glory. It's telling you that your people need you, your spiritual homeland is under attack, your women and children are dying, your men need a helping hand, the promised land of your faith is being built, but it's being assailed by crusaders from where you live. They ask, why aren't you doing anything about it? Be a man, stand tall and do your duty; God is with you, your people need you. It promises that whether you die or achieve victory, you're a heroic martyr of the greatest of all causes. It tells you there's no excuse for not picking up the sword, and people both far younger and far older than you are fighting.

Imagining that you were an "Asian youth", which of those would you pick? The simple fact that governments across the western world can't understand this is mind boggling to me.

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They are going to be kidnapped, tortured and raped the war by the foreigners. Women are not physically and psychologically strong as men so what were they thinking?

At least the Royal Navy had some balls and made proper ads.

To make anything anti kike, anti egalitarianism and anti "democratic" will be akin to admitting Hitler was right.
That is why.

More like

Unlikely. Most of the rape would be, and always is, from "fellow soldiers".

>Unlikely. Most of the "(((rape)))" would be, and always is, from fellow soldiers.
ftfy

If the idea was really to bait men with pussy, they would have either found cuter women or just hired models.

I'd rather guess it's either: A, trying to get ugly women and cucks by making them think the army is full of people just like them or B, the ad is just makework some thot dreamed up to justify her bullshit "media specialist" position and nobody cares if it achieves any meaningful recruitment.

All the pretty ones are being used to pretty up the new slave race (mulatos) and demotivate the plebs (npcs/normalfags).

Ukrainian propaganda is pretty kino.

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Other than that it's a great video. I guess I will post in every thread about close combat. Do they have something similar about hand grenades or bayonets?

God I wish we had a movement similar to this, but Christian. I would immediately abandon everything in this shitty country and go experience combat instead. Fighting for something you believe in is far greater than living a mundane boring life.

America, just nuke us already. Find whatever reason, just do it in my lifetime.

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pay debt first
Goyim thinking they can stifle our kikemasters
kek

we owe you exactly $0If you knew anything about how economy and debts work you would already know know at least this much
protip: We are the ones who can legally make your nu-government actually pay debt. Remember WWII. Other countries have already managed to make you pay reparations

I was checking (out of curiosity) how bad the Swedish ones are, and whether or not I should post the worst.
Turns out all of them are so shit I won't bother.

Infighting between Europeans will save europe! Don't fight against a greater common enemy!

do it

We should, but this whole debt joke is getting on my nerves

Learn to handle the bants.

Banter is verboten, as is humor. Conversations must always be serious.

If the women are too hot people will reject it as just a fake marketing campaign. Women will also reject it as they will feel threatened by hot women and not join up.

There is a level of hotness that appeals and it's not always super hot.

your second idea is partly right either way.

>He didn't get the sarcasm from the "kikemaster"
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Here's one of the latest ones.
The video talks about questions that are common with joining the military.
Interestingly, these three (counting this one) videos that was released around the same time only focus on women.
The recruitment ads that the worthless trash of a military organization that we have put out, are always these insipid videos that say nothing.

I'm so tired of this shit I'm hoping for a war so we can weed out the trash.

What the fuck was that supposed to be about? Shaming degenerate "party" "culture"? But this is Sweden, so probably not.
Telling sluts that joining the military means free cocks and free party?
Even Sweden isn't this insane, no?

Any chance you could translate the cuck-runes into English?

Top tier, but why is it in english?

Ukrainians are tired of getting their teeth kicked in, they're probably trying to get some foreigners to take some of the brunt.

I don't get it.

I think thirsty men reject any marketing campaign anyhow. People will cry sharp knees at super models but then happily fawn over hamplanets irl.

This, is basically what I was saying. Also this:
In the sense that actual men will always want the hottest woman possible, but cucks and betas have such poor confidence that they are intimidated by attractive women so average sixes work better with them.

I'll further support it by pointing out that you can go on Youtube and easily find more attractive thots blogging about their military life.

Lmao wtf is this even an ad for? If it wasn't posted in this thread I honestly couldn't have guessed without googling "försvarsmakten". I would have thought it's a degenerate party university or a campus concert/party.

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Voice over:
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Neither does nobody else.

It would actually work very well with a different voice over that speaks in the same distorted way but mocking her and this whole party culture. Then it should cut to scenes of soldiers marching, flags flying and somebody giving a speech with some martial-industrial music in the background.

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I want to go back. Back in a time where men acted like men and women acted like women. I want to go back, user. The modern world is nothing but irredeemable trash and there is nothing motivating. No higher ideals. Just rampant degeneracy, laziness, apathy and narcissism.

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Women don't always want the hottest woman possible. Men want the hottest women they are able to obtain and they have an instinct to know whats in their range.

Most men have zero interest in super model type women because they're really bad investments. You expect them to be cunts and just don't bother. Even a one night stand doesn't appeal with all the rapey shit being thrown around.

You haven't ever seen those times and you may never again.

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Quality OC sir.

best MRE I ever had was from the UAE

Hearing an English recruitment ad while watching a bunch of guys with AK's is strangely dissonant.

What? It’s a dumb ad.

All mating strategies are to help the individual boost the status of their DNA.

Women:
1. Find a man of a status higher than mine.
2. If 1 fails, find a man of a status equal to mine.
3. If 2 fails, become a slut, hope to entrap a higher status man with a surprise baby.
0. If you find a man equal or higher in status to support your children, and he is unhealthy, preferably have your children with another man of any status who is healthy.

This type of strategy boosts the survival of her own DNA. A woman will be insanely loyal to a man who is both higher in status than her, and healthier than her.
Right now the reason women are such sluts is because young women in particular aren't exactly sure they can get 1 or 2. See since every woman can WORK and EARN MONEY, it limits the number of men who are higher or equal in status. So…. might as well slut it up.

Men:
1. Rise in social status. This can mean anything that impresses your fellow men - becoming rich, to becoming famous, to becoming educated. Women do not judge status, they let men judge each other and then they pick the "generally agreed upon" men who are judged highest by other men.
2. If 1 fails find a way to fake it, to pretend to rise in social status in order to impress your fellow men, or make it seem to a woman like other men respect you. Even though you can't maintain the lie for any length of time, you only have to do it long enough to impregnate her.

This strategy boosts the survival of the mans DNA.

Cue screen cap about how two women organized an orgy on a military base and all the men got court marshaled and the women went on to not have anything done to them at all.

Aren’t the Mother Nature grand?

Makes sense but they should’ve used a cute or at least a young female British soldier. Why do they think a dyke granny will win over young male recruits?

Funny how we devolved and returned to this nigger level of instinct.

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The birth control pill is 90% of the reason urbanization is most of the other 10% it changed the sexual competition dynamics and permitted a girl to fuck a guy without risking pregnancy. This tricks the guy into thinking he "scored", he has a baby now, and he has to take care of it, but there's no fucking baby. A woman today could decide to have sex just to get free food. If we banned the pill and the condom, do you have any idea how careful women would have to be? No more sex for dinner. No more fucking a out of shape doctor on the pill, then fucking a poor but healthy guy off the pill so the doctor raises the wrong guys kids. No more idiocracy.

Basically for 4 million years the sexual competition was balanced, neither side could win and get its DNA out better than the other. But all of a sudden there's a massive artificial advantage to one side, and until that advantage goes away we're going to keep living in clown world.

You dumb nigger, even a primitive pull-out method combined with a primitive menstrual cycle observation may easily result in like 95+ percent effective contraception which is almost the same as pills with no pills' side effects.

Atheism for christians, islam is useful in controlling arabs and others.

Jews.

True. Fun fact: Sex after the day of ovulation (DO) has extremely low chances of pregnancy, since egg cells can only last 24 hours after they have been liberated from the ovary. Sex before DO has around a ~30% chance of resulting in pregnancy (at day 0-3 before ovulation), since sperm cells can survive up to 5 days in vaginal cisterns by doing a bit of biochemical manipulation of the vaginal endothelium (it involves certain growth factors, like PDGF).
If you ask me, this is a thousand times better than having women taking a pill that affects their mood and could result in particularly agressive cancers. The pill was a fucking mistake.

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These aren't the only cons of taking pills. They also often tend to fuck up libido for months and affect MHC preferences which can result either into divorces or unhealthy offspring.

That doesn't work. Just, no.

Yes but she would have to get a guy to fuck her during her bleeding period. How is this going to work at making guys like her?

You sound like the reason East Europe has such a high abortion rate, morons who tell girls they'll just pull out - and two weeks later she has to get her vag vacuumed of your child. Good job.

My nigger I like Ashens too
If you made the image, glow in the eyes is normalfaggot cancer.

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Maybe not in the Greek city-states, but either under the Russian Caesar or future American Caesar.

I remember this old video. Personally, I prefer the Swedish one, because the American one is cliched and soulless; at least the other one makes me feel something:
youtube.com/watch?v=zWqT8Rljt_8
This one wasn't funny, and made me cringe, but then most ads do; also, interesting that it takes advantage of offered benefits, that occurs in the late-stage of a people; beholden to the nanny state:
youtube.com/watch?v=AprqomTW-Wo
Apparently, we really like to show off technology, again with that bullshit "high-spirits/hopeful" music:
youtube.com/watch?v=wMqmP5C5WHI
I fucking hate the copyright symbol. I know why it's there, but it's something you'd see in a satire about consumerism.

Of good ones I found,
I thought the pseudo-communist Chinese had a pretty good one:
youtube.com/watch?v=QTY3seeImcU
Russians also had a really good one, though it's short:
youtube.com/watch?v=aMBhnzl2xDE

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Get fucked.

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Are hohols too dumb dumb for simple logic?

Kill yourself normalfag mutt.

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Glowing eyes is for normalcattle.
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of you Qniggerlarper mutt.

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Oh no looks like mutt spammer is getting a bit upset guys. Here have some glowing eyes to soothe you my precious child.

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It seems I cant find that video, a humorous one, of Russian soldier to some music looting the piss out of a village, goats, money, women, while the narration suggest joining the Russian military, its lots of fun.

Not that kind of glowing eyes, you subhuman. It's a specific kind that normalfags use, seen here

By your lack of logic, most memes oughtn't to be used because they're popular. Like Sam Hyde, you hypocrite

What was deleted and why are the BO/vols acting like faggots? They've been deleting posts elsewhere and I've no idea why.

Shit, sounds nice. Shame you can't find it.
I found this but I'm not sure if it's actually an ad:
youtube.com/watch?v=UMaYFE0sgpo

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your existence is hypocrisy
your posts are getting deleted because, contrary to your belief, spamming 'mutt' is not actually funny, is very cuckchan-esqe & is detrimental to board quality

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Zig Forums is a shithole. This board is not about guns or military. It's /int/ + nu/pol/ with a heaping helping of reddit, cuckchan rapefugees, autists, and mutts.
The more I browse nu/k/, the more I want to shank someone.

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You could always go back where you came from.

There's the door faggot.

You are both fags.