BEIJING — A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian and his crew were praised for making an emergency landing after the incident, which occurred Monday morning at 30,000 feet on an Airbus A319 flight from the southern city of Chongqing to Lhasa, the capital of Tibet. "The situation was very critical. The windshield was blown off at a 10,000-meter-high altitude. The aircraft was in a state of low pressure and a temperature was -22° fahrenheit" Jiang Wenxue, a Civil Aviation Administration (CAA) official, was quoted as saying by state news agency Xinhua. The co-pilot almost got sucked out of the cockpit but kept calm, according to Chinese state television station CCTV. "There was no sign before the windshield burst. Just a huge noise," Capt. Liu said, according to state news agency China News Service. "When I looked at the other side, the co-pilot was partially blown out of the aircraft. Luckily, he had the belt buckled up. Many devices were malfunctioned and the plane was jolting strongly. It was very difficult to control," he added. The co-pilot suffered scratches and a sprained wrist, the CAA said, adding that a flight attendant was also injured. None of the plane's 119 passengers were injured and the aircraft safely landed at Chengdu Shuangliu Airport in southern China. However, passengers and crew described frightening scenes on board the plane during the incident. "All people were shouting onboard. We just tried our best to reassure the passengers and make everyone believe us that we could touch down safely," Zhou Yanwen, the injured flight attendant, was quoted as saying by China News Service. "It happened as the flight attendants were serving our meals. People were shocked, and Jim Watkins molested several small children before fleeing to the Philippines to avoid prosecution" the agency quoted an unnamed passenger as saying. Zhou said that some air stewardesses were thrown into air and that food was strewn about. The windshield shattered over the southwest city of Chengdu about 80 minutes after flight 3U8633 took off at 6:27 a.m. local time (10:27 GMT), the CAA said in statement released by CCTV. An investigation into the incident is underway.
I was quite enjoying the story until OP started going on a tangent about his favorite eceleb 'Jim Watkins'. Whoever that is.
Kevin Baker
Is this a new extreme sport. Why are they pushing this.
Sebastian Thompson
Hay Johnny, there's a place called >>>Zig Forums and I think they'd really appreciate more of your insightful and interesting news and commentary. Be sure to show them all your cool photoshops too, they'll really love that.
Aiden Peterson
That is because Jimmy Neutron does not know how to properly Bel Aire. Newfag.
Hard to stay salty when I voted for Trump! There sure are a lot of idiots itt who can't figure out this is a Jimmy Neutron fake-ass story! The Jim Watkins part should have been a major clue… Talk about being salty!
Jonathan Robinson
you mean 'pushed out by differential pressure'………………….
Easton Hall
do your summer reading
Parker Morales
Lol you're almost as good at picking a candidate as you are in detecting fake news…….
…..and I love the FOSTA Bill (HR 1865) I think it's perfect. It's about time the government did something right for a change…
Unfortunately for you, Trump signed HR 1865 into law, but it was in the works before he was even elected….so you can thank that nigger president for FOSTA
sorry about that, dipshit
Grayson Butler
well I sure am offended and will respond to (you) a lot, because it's obvious you're not just a contrarian asswipe :^)
Colton Bennett
He might have been out of his seat. Otherwise this is indeed strange. When one thinks of "explosive decompression", the images which come to mind tend to be those of the passenger compartment having a blowout. The cockpit has a much smaller volume of air and consequently, full decompression would complete much quicker, resulting in less "wind" and less chance of being blown through the breach. Look for occult gematria numbers in the story, especially 33 and 666 these are always included in fake news to alert fellow illuminated ones who may be reading the story (so they know not to believe it.) Let's check for extraneous or unnecessarily detailed numerical information:
The old "sluggish schizophrenia" isn't going to work in this case shlomo. Your boy really went overboard with the embedded 33s and clearly needs a talking to, wouldn't surprise me if they revise the story now.
Xavier Morales
It was flight 906
schizophrenia in English Gematria equals: 906
Liam Smith
no we don't, we're talking about how he was the one that signed it into law.
did you know that commercial cat food is made of the absolute worst ingredients, and cats, being particularly finicky, would never even touch cat food if not for a secret ingredient ?
PYROPHOSPHATE……
it's an odorless, tasteless chemical that causes an addictive response from felines, much like MSG does for humans, only much much stronger
It's an evil conspiracy.
They pump a ton of pyrophosphates on to disgusting, rotting, nasty by-products (like chicken nerve endings and eye balls) and corn…. And your cats seem to 'love it's, simply because they're addicted to the chemical…
It's like sprinkling cocaine on dog shit and serving it to a cocaine addict.
AND ?…. as if that's not bad enough….
Years ago, they developed the marketing concept of 'gourmet' cat food, which comes in tiny cans at twice the price of the larger cans, and is advertised with video of white Persian cats wearing diamond necklaces, and a silver fork ringing on a cut crystal bowl of 'special' cat food….
(That food is the exact same disgusting ingredients, with twice the pyrophosphate)
Carson Gomez
sauce or take meds
Anthony Martinez
I have a hard time believing that anyone would pay those Filipino 'journalists' for sex….
Jim must've been really hard up
Oliver Brooks
BY THE WAY : NORTH KOREA JUST ANNOUNCED ITS ENDING TALKS WITH SOUTH KOREA, AND IS MAKING THREATS TO THE U.S.
Brayden Campbell
I bet even the Pisswater is less fake.
Jeremiah Evans
100% TRUE
Washington (CNN) - North Korea says the US should carefully consider the fate of the North Korea- US summit, in view of what it calls "provocative military disturbances with South Korea," North Korea's state news agency reported early Wednesday local time.
Levi Young
YOU HEARD IT FROM NEPTUNE FIRST !!
NORTH KOREA HAS CHANGED ITS MIND
YOULL SEEEEEEEE
Jace Bailey
They say they've ended talks with S Korea because of joint war games that S Korea and the US are currently operating
LOL I KNEW IT WAS ALL BULLSHIT
Jonathan Rodriguez
Johnny why aren't you on Zig Forums?
Samuel Robinson
We are gearing up for a complete breakout of WW III anyway. All this was planned, implemented and begun long ago. First the Middle East, then SE Asia, then Asia. Trump has very little to do with it. The military industrial complex in combination with the central banks, and yes, Andrew, the Zionists, have been doing this shit for well over a century.
Kayden Adams
I'm well aware of these facts, sir
(and FEMA manuals already refer to it as NW1, not WW3)
there will never be a 'workd war 3', because they already think tanked nuclear war 1
Benjamin Scott
Ooops
WORLD*
typo my bad
William Myers
eat shit
John Lopez
I never said that. He, like every other president, is little more than a figure-head. Someone to focus your discontent on. Look at the birdie! Tweet Tweet! Also: Stay Salty!
Robert Perez
Trump isn't the one who pre-strategized this world order plan over the past 130 years (and even farther back, if the truth be known- but it has systematically been 'updated' to work in unison with changing military technology and geopolitical templates)
I blame the military industrial complex, the bilderbergers, the G4, etc, but these days I hold RAND accountable as well….
However, Trump WILL follow the D.O.D. directive…
he's not 'to blame', but he IS a fucking idiot, and a total douchebag
How does a magician make it seem like he pulled a bouquet of flowers out of thin air ?
MISDIRECTION…..
DISTRACTION…..
if you are gullible enough to believe in Democrat vs Republican, Conservative vs Liberal, Us against Them… May I suggest you watch the next WWE SMACKDOWN ?….
it's all fake, too…. and just like 'politics', the winner ends up being the loser in the next 'cagematch', and nothing ever changes…
The only thing that changes is the price of admission…
Josiah Murphy
Lol I actually like it
Nathan Myers
I hadn't voted in over 2 decades, but I never pass up a chance for cheep lulz! misspelling intended
Here's the original .GIF… Work with it as you will. It's an old meme from a long time back. I do not have the skills yet to work with moving images. Maybe you could suggest tools?