Zig Forums continues to remain vigilant as the triggered millennial manchild flails his noodle arms in impotent rage against muh ebil boomers, hoping to land a solid knock out blow to that insidious den of villainy known as Zig Forums
The mentally ill millennial lolcow whose been on psyche meds since kindergarten from his caring and unappreciated working parents is hoping his script kiddie exploits will earn him fame and prestige among his other autistic millennial virgin brethren who cheer him on from their special needs safe space on Zig Forums
Boomers have concluded their security meeting and are making an emergency shopping run to grab some coloring books and play-doh in the hopes of appeasing the frightened and confused millennial sperglord into laying down his weapons.
More details to follow as this fast-moving story develops.
Judging by post time spacing and IP hashes, I'm assuming that the spammer faggot was likely doing it by hand/swapping IPs on a similar proxy service which is unfortunately currently banned for functional anons because of his antics. Anons are welcome to appeal a ban if they feel they were wrongly affected by this.
This thread will be bumplocked in an hour or two/deleted in ~24 hours since it's not really "news." Have a pleasant day.
Ryder Davis
And ban evasion is not a rule violation on Zig Forums god damn it. Spamming is though. The rules on Zig Forums as anyone who checks the board logs would know are: 1) No spamming. 2) No fake news (considering I allow infowars, zerohedge, the guardian, the sun, CNN, the goldwater, the daily stormer, etc. it's not even like I'm enforcing stringent guidelines here, literally just no actual honest-to-god fake news like The Onion or fake news links). I even stick to just bumplocking this shit most of the time after a few hours of leaving it around. 3) No non-news (even this isn't that strictly enforced, it's pretty much "no blogposting and meta threads will probably get bumplocked"). 4) Follow the global rules so we don't get nuked.
*chokes to death while pleading "help me ;-; help me" to his nigger nurse* nice
Christian Ramirez
And yet you ban people for suggesting other websites like republic broadcasting network and Rense.
Ian Walker
Bro I mainly vol on two other major boards, I just try to enforce Zig Forums to Hotwheels' standard so it doesn't turn into a complete shit heap given it appears on the front page, so I have no fucking clue what you're talking about right now. I may or may not be slightly inebriated right now as well. Can you post the articles in question? I can give you a heads up why they were deleted or banned or bumplocked or whatever. Technically I'm already violating the stipulations about posting directly as a vol right now but this thread'll disappear soon enough anyways and there WAS just a massive spam attack that had to be dealt with so the rules can be bent a little.
Easton Cooper
Nigger I posted links to the website. I LINKED to these websites that weren't goldwater, and I got a ban for it. Fuck your standards. Zig Forums is for goldwater shilling
Easton Clark
Do you think if you pretend you're not a 20 something you'll magically become a boomer?
Kayden Martinez
Also to this user, if Neptune isn't spamming/blatantly violating the rules, I don't give a shit about him. If you have a problem with it take it up with Porchmonkey and take over as Zig Forums vol so you can drive the board into the ground. That particular lolcow is typically pretty tame on here so I don't have an excuse to explicitly go after him if he's not doing stupid shit/being a nigger. Your spamming is much more autistic than that washed-up hobo.
Alright, user. I'll ad Republicbroadcasting and rense to my nonexistent list of "approved news sites" and won't immediately ban it even though I have no fucking recollection of ever banning either of those if you're posting news stories. What more do you want from me? Jesus Christ, can't a man fix electronics, drink a few shots of hard liquor, and relax in peace?
Oliver Rogers
lol @ that pic i'm collecting those precious tears drop by drop, sperglord
John White
What am I, stupid? I don't give a fuck if you jack off to kiddie porn and shove a screwdriver in your cat and play shadow puppet theater with it. The fact remains that goldwater is the persistent news site in Zig Forums AND on the frontpage. There is an obvious bias on this website and opposing views are not welcome.
Then post news other than the goldwater? I don't even read the goldwater, user, but if I started banning it I'd get removed and we'd back to day-one nonstop spam when we didn't have a vol but if I don't allow goldwater, I also have to not allow a dozen other news sites for consistency's sake.
Jordan Turner
Anyways, gonna go grab another beer. Please don't shit yourself in the mean time, Zig Forums.
Noah Morris
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Oliver Sullivan
Cool - we get to watch a 20 and 80 year old, both on disability, battle it out about who fucked who over more, all on a random news board on a random chan.
Lol @ somebody being SO DESPERATELY LONELY that they'd volunteer to be a garbageman janitor and sit at their post, waiting to clean other people's feces out of clogged toilets…..
what a weak, sniveling existence…….
No wonder you're butthurt……………
dude, I'd never do ANY job for free it just shows that your times not worth a fucking penny
it literally proves that you're worthless, and so is your time….
(It's laughable that you probably think that you are some kind of 'important figure' around here)
….. You're almost as important as the fat nigger lady at the shopping mall who pushes around a cart with toilet scrubbers and cleaning products, going from restroom to restaurant to clean up other people's solid waste and urine the important people enjoy themselves in the mall, and you hear their uncomfortable laughter as you push your cart past them…
I bet your parents are proud of you…..
Have you considered getting a real job? Since you got nothing better to do, and obviously no source of income, maybe McDonald's would be an appropriate place for you to actually clean real life toilets and serve a purpose for somebody.
(It's hilarious how you thought I would talk about 'my girlfriend', when I don't have a girlfriend… I have a WIFE, you lonely little boy)
But the fact that 'girlfriend' was one of your selected criteria terms PROVES how butthurt you are about girls……
wow
you're fucking pathetic
Thomas James
Your wife is fucking black men behind your back
That's probably the reason why you're smelling cum every time she comes home………
And keep spouting your worthless drivel, it's not changing a damn THING….
It's just white noise
Luis Clark
Generational war when?
Jackson Jackson
Not at all, Sally…..
After all, my wife sucks my dick until I fall asleep pretty much every single night
I'm the one with the smile on my face every morning when I wake you up, whereas you begin another wretched day in that lonely little bed of yours, completely alone, day after mind numbing day…
Have a good night sleep, I always enjoy coming in here and refusing to conform to your bullshit latent homosexual imageboard culture, and watching the fragile ego Sissy boys get bent out of shape…..
Sissy Boys Like You…..
No, Sally… I sleep just fine….
….. Meanwhile it's me being happy and getting my dick sucked every day that keeps you awake at night…..
…….. By the way, good job 'volunteering'
Lol hahahahahahaha !!!
You dedicate your life to something that could be handled more efficiently by a Casio wrist watch and a wind-up alarm clock
Landon Morales
A: they actually think schoolyard tactics like saying 'your wife is fucking a black guy' actually effects people
Q: how can you tell a guy never gets any pussy?
Asher Sanders
You fell for it, vol.
Andrew Butler
CORRECTION:
It's nobody else's fault that you grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, watching anime and mastering video games….
And ended up becoming an adult male with no testosterone or masculinity whatsoever.
Nobody forced you to be a wimpy loser. However, your mother repeatedly tried dropping hints. You simply refused to listen
Colton Baker
user has to post an actual news article if they don't want it to fall under the rules, user.
Luis Rogers
Oh and by the way I suck cocks
I like the black ones the best, their cum tastes great and I love prepping bulls for Wendy
Also my real name is Andrew and I'm an incredibly unsuccessful con artist
Ian Cook
EGG ZACK LEE™ !!!!!
I didn't stutter……………
I've been saying this entire time that your weak insults aren't working………
And your Alzheimer's is CLEARLY getting worse………
You should DEFINITELY see a doctor….
If you can remember to do so……..
Maybe that's why you're constantly making up multiple stories about yourself….
……….It just proves my point that no one believes you and/or gives a shit
That means: you're fucking crazy
Austin Roberts
the funniest part ?….
I haven't even scratched the surface on my personal mountain of 'stories', and you'd be amazed to know just how many there are.
But here's the kicker: they're all true… my family and real life friends know the stories are true, because they were there.
Yet, I couldn't care less if you believe them or not. You've never been a part of my existence, and you never will be.
You're just a lonely, bitter dude who's wasting the youthful years of your life (the same years I was out there taking wild chances and grabbing the brass ring, banging so many girls it made my eyes cross, marrying swedish chicks, dating two live-in girlfriends simultaneously, and marketing myself into commissioned art jobs with celebrities, etc)
Yet while I am now retired, having lived all my dreams, you're spending those exact same 'magical years' sitting in that computer chair, volunteering to pretend that you're making a difference, completely alone, with every day that passes representing yet another opportunity missed…..
brilliant………………….
no wonder you find it hard to believe that people can have a lifetime worth of amazing experiences and 'stories'….
because you don't have the balls to create any memories of your own
By the way, how's that newest video game going ?
Isaiah Stewart
He created this non-news thread. That warrants a ban.
Camden Hughes
A N N O U N C E M E N T
in honor of Sallyboy, I have decided that I'm going to begin telling more real life stories in here instead of commenting on the topic of any particular threads.
in fact, I'm going to start filling as many threads with these many stories, so that way, everybody will soon be able to repeat them verbatim…..
you're welcome
Isaac Reed
Sissyboy, I've been getting 'banned' approximately 50 times a day, in hundreds of websites all across the internet, for 26 years so far….
I live to be banned…..
It's not a 'tragedy' for me, Sally
It's just one of hundreds, and means nothing
(lol@ you thinking you 'finally have some authority' you inept, impotent, lonely little powerless child)
Liam Turner
By the way, I didn't create those stupid 'HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE' threads today….
you're a fucking idiot
Aiden Brooks
I'll get rid of it tomorrow. I'm drunk and tired, and I want to play Hyperdimensional Neptunia, ironically enough.
Dominic Jenkins
Send me a new username/password and I can take care of those two for you. [email protected]
Camden Hughes
EGG ZACK LEE™ !!!!!!!!!!
You're delusional! You're crazy…….
………..I didn't stutter, did I?…..
I've heard all your stories and they're all the same……
I've even looked at your wife's social media accounts as well as that of your friends and they're pretty boring people (like yourself)………
……………..As if it even matters…
So just keep letting your Alzheimer's do the talking………..
My apathy is far greater than your ego………
To make stuff up on the internet is one thing, but to DEDICATE your wreck of a life making shit up on the internet and STICKING TO IT……..
T A K E S A S P E C I A L K I N D O F R E T A R D
………….like yourself
Jace Hall
You need to take care of my nuts with your chin again, little girl
You can't do jack fucking shit, you stupid fucking white trash homosexual
