Tell me what to buy

I have a 50$ amazon card
Tell me what to buy

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Does Amazon have ammo?
If yes, buy ammo.
If not buy gun lube or bandages. Can't have enough of those either.
QTDDTOT

Got you covered, bud.

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amazon.com/Rite-Rain-Weatherproof-Top-Spiral-935/dp/B000NIXHBI/
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All that should be under your limit.

A rope to hang yourself with

Look at cheap tacticool crap, like chest rigs and pouches. There's lots of niche shit that missed their market by a few years and are pretty cheap.
There are some okay-ish ~$50(and under) optics that are either on par with or better than durr scopes from the 70s in terms of reliability, just look at reviews before you buy and don't get one without those reviews. That one Bushnell red dot is pretty great and always hovers around fifty bucks.
Cold Steel is a brand I would ONLY buy using a gift card. Neat shit, but weird and I'd feel dirty spending an earned dollar on it.
Gloves if you don't have a good pair already, maybe a hat with the same order. tfw have to wear an XL hat and there's jack shit variety for me out there
Duct tape and paracord will always be useful.
Cheapo sewing kits because it's a great skill to have, should also look into a kit for sewing leather since you may need it.

Just a few ideas.

Presents for your Parents

Buy this stuff. Just over $50. Throw it all in an old bookbag and put it in the trunk of your car. If your EDC game is solid, it should be enough to get you to your bugout.

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Curry roux to make Japanese Curry with. It's amazing and that+ginger (which should be in any decent supermarket) are the only unusual things you need to make it. You can make roux yourself with butter, flour, curry powder, gahram masala and pepper powder, but that takes a lot of work and it's really hard to know if you got it right without having the dish prior.

For gun stuff: If you have a handgun without a holster, buy one. Put it towards an optic.

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A cheap way to get into ham radio.

Some Dignity

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What the fuck are those?

That would be an authentic nipponese silicone imitation loli pussy.

Jesus christ Zig Forums

Put together a medical bag.

They're already on their way

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At 49.99 USD, Bethesda's latest GOTY is perhaps the best investment you could make with your money. It will provide you with infinite hours of playtime and enjoyment. If you're a fan of the Fallout or Elder Scrolls franchise, or just FPS titles in general, you owe it to yourself to pick up this post-apocalyptic survival simulator.

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You are a danger to us all. That will end now.

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Really? I expected better out of Zig Forums. You will run out of ammo, chink made food tablets and dragon dildos, but you will never run out of knife.
Get a good utility knife like a Morakniv and a swiss army knife/other well built multitool that you can always carry with you. They're both around under 30$ each so you could probably get both for the price. If you get a SAK I can vouch for a Victorinox Huntsman, it's a popular and inexpensive model and comes with everything you should expect and need.

I have one as well, carry it pretty much everywhere with me. Served me well so far

Swiss Army Knife or at least a deposit on one..

does amazon sell any brass for reloading?

F76 sold so bad, one of the most popular electronics store added it for free to rubber thumbsticks for controllers 20PLN is 5 dollars or so.

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pic related, kill yourself if you don't like it.

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Get a decent rucksack, get a folding saw, and get backpacking camp ware.

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Mega oof

tacticool

Amazon is the new Walmart?
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Buy a cheap knife to stab your eyes out, lol.

Buy a Software-defined Radio and the random crap you'll need to get it set up, become spooky intel guy

2 Beofeng UV-5r

Amazon sells ear protection, eye protection, targets, snap-caps.

A phone or small laptop with an SDR will give you hours of fun on top of being useful

a chinesium ACOG knockoff… surprisingly decent for the money (put it on a shotgun or something, no fucking way that shit will ever hold zero lel)

Some erythritol, Spectricide stump remover, and concentrated sulfuric acid drain cleaner. And some lab equipment.

Buy Poor Little White Boy 3 on DVD.

a dragon dildo

kys

this knife

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A life.

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

A BLOWJOB FROM A TRUCKER