EU's bizarre war on memes is totally unwinnable

On June 20, the European Parliament will set in motion a process that could force online platforms like Facebook, Reddit and even 4chan(and it's lesser copycat) to censor their users' content before it ever gets online.

A proposed new European copyright law wants large websites to use "content recognition technologies" to scan for copyrighted videos, music, photos, text and code in a move that that could impact everyone from the open source software community to remixers, livestreamers and teenage meme creators.

In an open letter to the President of the European Parliament, some of the world's most prominent technologists warn that Article 13 of the proposed EU Copyright Directive "takes an unprecedented step towards the transformation of the Internet from an open platform for sharing and innovation, into a tool for the automated surveillance and control of its users."

It's a direct threat to the established legal notion that individual users, rather than platforms, are responsible for the content they put online.

Area of effect

Although it's primarily intended to prevent the online streaming of pirated music and video, the scope of Article 13 covers all and any copyrightable material, including images, audio, video, compiled software, code and the written word.

Internet memes— which most commonly take the form of viral images, endlessly copied, repeated and riffed on— could fall into a number of those categories, creating an improbable scenario in which one of the internet's most distinctive and commonplace forms of communication is banned.

The definitions used in Article 13 are broad by design, says writer and digital rights activist Cory Doctorow: "This system treats restrictions on free expression as the unfortunate but unavoidable collateral damage of protecting copyright. Automated systems just can't distinguish between commentary, criticism, and parody and mere copying, nor could the platforms employ a workforce big enough to adjudicate each case to see if a match to a copyrighted work falls within one of copyright's limitations and exceptions."

Meme makers don't have the kind of organised front of code-sharing platforms or the Wikimedia Foundation, but there've been a few, albeit rather muted efforts to raise a fuss among meme-making groups on Reddit, Facebook and 4chan, with leftist meme creators in particular expressing concerns that the new law "will result in blanket meme bans because they can't keep up with actually checking against parody laws".

A redditor from r/dankmemes has passionately proclaimed that "you can take our internet and our rights, but you can never take our memes." And it gets weirder the further right you go, as conspiracy theories proliferate. One denizen of 4chan's Zig Forums went so far as to suggest that attempts to muster support against

icle 13's content platform filtering are "a pro-Article 13 psyop meant to make the opposition look uncool", while other comment threads on 4chan and Breitbart focussed on the always fertile alt-right tactics of blaming the Jews, female MEPs, and hedge fund magnate George Soros.


wired.co.uk/article/eu-meme-war-article-13-regulation

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saveyourinternet.eu/
change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11
change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet
liberties.eu/en/campaigns/protect-free-speech-campaign-online-censorship/249
twitter.com/AnonBabble

do you really thing that whoever those in charge are, they would let peons share and innovate?

Nobody gives a flying fuck about you or your internet experience, whether you're happy or unhappy with it, or any complaints you might have regarding the subject. Fuck yourself and your memes

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Why are you such a nasty angry person ?
Does your mommy not love you ?

Wait, ancappers believe in copyright?

Fuck your feefees normalfag
Memes will be here to stay whether you want them to or not

I didn't stutter, did I ?

the world is not interested in your online imageboard culture

MSM-user reveals his anti-Zig Forums agenda in the first line

if only this world was run by introverted computer geek 'meme culture' anime watching video game playing shut-ins…….

but it's not

and nobody cares

Speak for yourself, dickless

Yea

Dubs D

Wait

Yea DUBsss

…..Are you as dumb as your wife or have you always been this brain-dead?

more importantly, how the fuckare you still breathing?

lets hear a Yeet for the #resistance

no, you just spouted a load of 100% certifiable bullshit. normies spread normie memes like no tomorrow nowadays, linking 'funny' shit, etc. the vast majority of the people are simply not informed on the legislation, since the normie media isn't covering this at all.
also
you might as well, seeing how pathetic you word your post.

fuck off Andrew, you're a manlet and a failure

Why the fuck are they mentioning a random cuckchan Zig Forumsack?

So. How long will it take them to blame Russia when this policy inevitably crashes with no survivors

….and the sun rises again, on yet another mind-numbingly lonely day for the video game warrior and his imageboard culture….

right?

Hahaha!!
LOL @ 'TOTALLY UNWINNABLE'

nope… It's winnable, alright !…
you remind me of an uneducated Backpage prostitute, right after Craigslist shut down it's personals section, telling her meth dealer that there's no way they can make Backpage take down their ads….

Lol this is classic!…..

anything that makes the internet less fun for you is a victory

SPEAKING OF 'BIZARRE':

do you have any idea how the rest of the world views your creepy, lonely, socially stunted internet existence?

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Who gives a shit what the world thinks

Hippity hoppity that's my property.

just look at the EU's General Data Protection Regulation, which although it was only designed for Europe, had widesweeping effects, and all the major players went ahead and changed their policies worldwide.

this is a good thing, because it will make works like you very miserable

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A: you

or at least you will, after the internet has been modified to the point where it's not fun for you anymore, and you're forced to get out of your stinky little computer chair, walk away from your obsolete computer, go outside and actually live a real life and find a girl.

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also, I'm absolutely positive that your mother cares what the rest of the world thinks, especially every time her friends ask her if her son 'is still a weird lonely faggot'….

It's not fair to cause her so much embarrassment, after she invested her entire life raising you to be a man

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lol @ you thinking you speak for 'the world' ……

and lol @ you making post after consecutive post about how the EU is totally going to win this war…….

Do something about it already if you're that confident…..

But if not, memes are going to keep being posted and you can kiss my ass…..

We're part of this world you stupid motherfucker.

I wonder how soon until the EU has another country try to separate from them?

This faggot and others posting random senseless bullshit seem to be a distraction from real discussion, ignore them and continue has usual.

Cokie-cutter insults about video games, anime, etc. in 3… 2… 1…

Damn…

What could be more dangerous than a snake with tits?
a bird with justice

It'll take our tech guys all of 5 minutes to thwart anything they throw at us. Plus they've forgotten how memes helped win at least one world war ("v for victory," "keep calm and carry on," etc.) They'd have an easier time winning the war on drugs then trying to take away our smug frogs and anime girls. At the very worst, we'll just move to drawfag-redrawn movie frames and keep on truckin'.

A snakebird with justice tits?

Said the fag on the imageboard.

The world is even less interested in your pathetic life, so go ahead and end your suffering.
Remember, it's down the road, not across the street.

LOL @ V FOR VICTORY HAHAHA

the 'anonymous' trendy sissyboy wannabe bullshit is SO EFFEMINATE

nobody respects you
nobody gives a fuck about you
you symbolize sissy failure
you ain't shit
you're NOT hackers
you're NOT geniuses
you're dungeons & dragqueens

the mask looks SO GAY AND EFFEMINATE

little sissies

hi methface, fuck off

Any man who would think THIS stupid, effeminate, sissified, pussythroat, embarrassing, ridiculous mask looked 'intimidating' is a fucking faggot.

It's designed SO GAYLY !!!

the effeminate smirk, the gay facial hair….

this is a face you'd see in a gay bar restroom, staring down at your crotch as you took a leak.

(The reason you guys have no real concept of masculinity is because you have been sheltered by your mother's, and you spend your whole life playing little boy sissy video games)

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If you had a father figure as a child, perhaps then you'd be able to understand exactly HOW gay the Guy Fawkes mask looks

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But because the only concepts of 'intimidating masculinity' were gleaned from 'magical elves in enchanted forests' in sissyboy video games, somehow you ended up thinking the 'anonymous' faggotry trend is seen as being 'mysterious and badass'….

ITS NOT… NOT AT ALL

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Rarely do I actually make MYSELF bust out laughing, but I gotta admit…….

I really outdid myself this time!!

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life!!!

FUCK YOU

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See?…

You just proved my point !!

……you're a little sissy, and you don't have the balls to stand up to somebody

I am literally kicking your ass in front of everybody

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….. And there's not a goddamn thing you can do to stop me

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….. Poor little butt hurt baby… Raised by his mother, with no Father Figure to teach him how to stand up for himself like a man

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Plus they've forgotten how memes helped win at least one world war ("v for victory," "keep calm and carry on," etc.)

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Looks like somebody needs a break – maybe even a time-out!
Come sauté with me in the shellfish bread for a few. I'm toasting slowly and alone over there. These Zig Forumsacks do not deserve your wit.
I know you're a vegan, but clam up!
Everyone enjoys a little melted butter at times.

I might just do that, sir

EU committee approves new rules that could 'destroy the internet as we know it'


The two controversial new rules – known as Article 11 and Article 13 – introduce wide-ranging new changes to the way the web works.


independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/eu-article-11-13-latest-gdpr-link-tax-internet-juri-censorship-a8407566.html

saveyourinternet.eu/
change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11
change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet
liberties.eu/en/campaigns/protect-free-speech-campaign-online-censorship/249
WE MUST TRY AND DO SOMETHING

yep……..
you must……..

may I suggest you try and get off your lazy fucking ass, turn off your 'dum dum box' and go out into the real world to find a good damn girlfriend before your entire life is over?

it's not gonna hit imageboards and muh memes the hardest, it's going to hit musicians 3d artists, software devs and video makers the hardest, even the ones who never use imageboards.

Hey, FOSTA/SESTA, I think we found your long lost brother.

EXACTLY
Also look forward to your job/hobby getting infinitely shittier if you are a soft dev, or a digital artist

HA! Fucking closet homo…….

...

Are you okay?

…..Who the fuck is 'everybody', spaz ?

I only see your has-been ass

Jamal Nigturd is living proof that the left can't meme

correction

it's going to effect everybody

wow

how


do

you


fellow


redditor

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…..What a latently gay dumbfuck !!

...

lmmfao what a stupid latent homosexual

Haha for real! We all know Jackie Niptwist is a blatant homosexual what with your shopping hoggs face onto gay porn images so you can have a wank.

That's right, you're a latent homosexual………

I didn't stutter, did I?

ackchewally I have it on good authority that Jombles Notronbo exclusively fucks horses

…….also, it's "lmfao", not "lmmfao", retard

Well played
And i likes the look of those digits too


I know there's am error here, but what is it?

so, if somebody was typing an acronym for 'laughing my mother fucking ass off' it would be 'lmfao'?

pmsl

The trips make it so

I hope image board culture is killed. So many people here like to say 'normies' are the ones ruining the world and destroying the way things were l but I submit to you that it is YOU who is ruining the western world. A young user gets online and finds a chan, the kid starts listening to faceless losers because in his mind he thinks the anonymous posters are his peers and people he should look up too. He adds weight to your words and takes them to heart never realizing it was the advice from a fat loser who jacks off to anime kids. See, if the kid could see you and the way you live he would never listen to you but thanks to the layer of anonymity, what you look like and who you are are left to the kids imagination, and he ends up putting you on a pedestal in his mind. After years of taking advice from losers the kid becomes like you. Useless, unwilling to work, abusive towards family, gets off to asian cartoons, uses drugs and plays video games. All the faggots and trannies and so called soy boys are out there shaping reality and all you are doing is teaching fellow anons to be losers like you. Chan culture turns out losers faster than abusive step fathers.

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Hello fello loser

Fucking faggot

I wonder why this thread in particular is getting a bunch of unrelated, inflammatory shitposting? Hmmm… Really gets the old noggin joggin.

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No you queer in denial, we say 'normalfag'
Now kiss my ass

who are you actually talking to? Are you a schizo?

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sure, loser

oof

It is the anti meme counter meme system designed to take control of all weaponized memes so the EU and other good guys will be the only ones with memes.

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he's the new village idiot we were issued after Shrillcen stopped posting

spook

no u

Newfags:
Create more OC; then you can own your own memes instead of having so little imagination that you can only copy and post other people's memes.
Oldschool, niggers!