police dog in Spain is giving new meaning to the term “rescue dog.”
A video of Poncho, a police dog from Madrid, is going viral thanks to the pup’s heroic actions with a human officer during a recent drill, as ABC 33/40 of Birmingham, Ala., reports.
The video posted by Madrid’s police department shows the animal leaping into action after the officer feigns an attack and falls to the ground. By using its weight to repeatedly launch itself onto the man’s chest, Poncho apparently is able to perform the chest compressions involved in CPR.
Though it stops short of offering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, the dog also appears to be monitoring the man’s pulse by resting its head against his neck.
I'm dissatisfied with your choice of the word 'DOING' in the title.
I'm going to need you to delete this entire thread, then make another thread exactly like it, except I'm going to need you to replace the word 'DOING' with the word 'PERFORMING'.
The difference between you and me (other than the fact that my penis is bigger) :
Right now, I just got to tell you that my penis is bigger, while my wife and I are walking into an amazing restaurant to get a badass breakfast
(And while I am ordering my breakfast I'm going to be reminding you of other ways that you are inferior to me)
Sebastian Jenkins
….and btw, a wife is a woman who invests her entire existence into yours….
Kind of like you did to that obsolete computer……
Brayden Garcia
HOW I KNEW YOU DONT GET ANY PUSSY
it was easy as shit
guys who get laid DON'T sit around telling themselves that their obsolete computer makes them 'superior'
Dylan Bailey
==HOW I KNEW YOUR COMPUTER IS OBSOLETE=
Bentley Cook
HOW I KNEW YOUR COMPUTER IS OBSOLETE
it was easy as shit
all computer manufacturers have a business model that's built on 6 months obsolescence…
So it's really a matter of the mathematical probability (or in your case, IMPROBABILITY) that your mother paid for your computer in the past 6 months….
See ?………..
EASY AS SHIT
lonely boy
Jason Wood
...
Ian Moore
….plus….. let's just be honest, Mortimer….. It doesn't require any special mathematical formula or special algorithm to know you never sink your dick into another human being….
Gavin Rogers
Wow! That was easy! Got any more for the anti-phoneposter? I'm sure your "wife" is impressed with the fact that she took you out to a nice restaurant for breakfast and, instead of conversing nicely with her, you are shitposting on a worthless image board.
David Jones
Speaking of your contempt for me:
My wife and I just at THE MOST DELICIOUS GOD DAMN MEAL !!
We went to a place that makes the most amazing fucking breakfast, and their vegan menu is outrageous!!!
God DAMN I'm so stuffed, dude.
While I was standing next to my wife, ordering my food at the counter, I was telling you how I knew your piece of shit computer is obsolete, and while she and I ate our meal, I was explaining how I knew you never get any pussy.
Joshua Hughes
Actually, my wife knows exactly who I am and what I do to guys like you.
That's how I met her. I was online, ripping someone like you a new asshole, and she logged in and saw me doing what I do…..
Two days later, she had traveled 4 hours to meet me. The rest, as they say, is 'history'…. She's been right here by my side ever since…
So yeah, she's totally cool with me doing what I do…..
And just like me, she's an old-school computer enthusiast, but she also agrees that being chained down to your old fashioned archaic boxes is embarrassing as fuck.
Ryan Bennett
….and now she and I are laying in bed, both of us so stuffed that we're thinking about calling an ambulance….
….our kitten is adorable….
We named her Rocket, because the way she runs so fast………
Rocket's being so sweet, rubbing and flipping on us…. She's fucking hilarious!!….
Wendy's a registered nurse who still has a couple hours before she has to be at work, and we are going to lay here and let our meal digest while I continue to ridicule you for being such a lonely chump with a bullshit outdated computer….
it would be so easy to 'rub it in' and tell you how I'm going to empty my testicles into my wife while you sit on your computer playing a video game, but that's not true….
Wendy's already asleep, and the kitten just curled up by her head, also getting ready to take a nap, too….
Is there a point you are tying to make? Because you are failing horribly at it.
Brody Nelson
You need to go back pedro
Aaron Roberts
probably why you have only 31 followers, loser.
Jayden Peterson
I do? Wow that's quite a shock to me. Now, do you actually have a point, or are you just a stupid faggot?
Jace Reed
We all already know you have no friends, so you have nothing to do but blogpost on /8/chan. We also know you suffer from schizophrenia. Take a moment to simmer down, jeez.
Kayden Edwards
Where's the blogpost? I'm not Jeremy Nogturd you stupid cunt.
Noah Perry
Sure andrew, I'm supposed to believe that there is even a single person on this site that would defend you. You don't even have any friends, you had to ask family members to follow your account. Pathetic.
Caleb Kelly
I hate that twink as much as you do. Give me a break, you can easily tell Im not him you retarded fuckwit.