Hello Zig Forums in your opinion what uniform is the most aestheticly pleasing? In my opinion I say that the uniform of the katanga gendarmerie and the uniforms that the u.s wore during the vietnam war.
So post cool looking uniforms and explain why they look cool.
Aesthetic Uniforms thread
Josiah Ward
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Kayden Gray
If you have to explain why something looks cool, then it doesn't look cool.
Kevin Flores
BDUs and TA50 will always have a special place in my heart. Unpretentious and rugged.
Nolan Thompson
You might not like it, but this is how peak eastern european uniform aesthetic looks like
Brayden Campbell
Cooper Johnson
CHOCY CHIP
Nathaniel Long
Can't beat the benishelm.
Luke Walker
Isaac Cruz
I present to you the peak of A E S T H E T I C S.
It is the Bärenfotze.
Have you ever been stuck out innwoods and it was fucking cold. Not just chilly-nipples cold, or shivering a little cold, or I would kill for some time in my sleeping bag cold. I mean I am beginning to feel really sleepy for some reason cold. Genuine hypothermia stage two cold. The Bärenfotze is here to help you. It will take you into it's warm arms, embrace you, whisper sweet nothings in your ears and protect your head from the harshness of reality.
Basically it's a normal fucking field-cap, but with fluffy material on the inside, and long flaps that you can use to cover your ears and protect them from wind. Those flaps also come with very soft velcro patch on the flaps so you can attach the flaps together over your head when you don't want the flaps to get in the way of your ears.
It's official name is "Wintermütze, Tarndruck", but the term "Bärenfotze" is widely used anyways because it kinda looks like you would imagine a bear's pussy to look like. Warm, wooly, and brown.
On top of that, it looks great. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.
William Jackson
When you are betrayed by your own government so you just go rogue with the boys and establish your own country.
Evan Howard
What's better? This or the Austrian equivalent?
Luke Brown
Where is this place? Is this how slavshit heaven looks like?
Sebastian Clark
Never used the Austrian variant, but it doesn't have Flecktarn, so it loses by default. Those holes in the flaps look like they will ruin the entire purpose of them.
Also: it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of people wearing a Bärenfotze. I guess it's because you never wear it outside of the circumstances I described above.
Brody Reyes
black face for sneaking at night or in the bush
Mason Rodriguez
SADF nutria uniforms quite aesthetic.
Eli Thomas
Josiah Robinson
wew
Dominic Lee
Too much asshurt from subhumans.
Evan Watson
You're all ugly fags.
Jordan Lopez
Reminder that Rhodesia wasn't a white ethnostate but it should have been
Aaron Turner
Colton Morgan
It was also proof that you can effectively use niggers when the leadership is white
Chase Kelly
Huh cool, I've had one of these for a while and didn't know the actual name of it
Easton Gutierrez
I'm still not clear on whether Rhodie's blacks voted for Mugabe willingly or by coersion with voter fraud. Either way doesn't change the fact that social trust is highest in homogenous communities.
Isaac Miller
No. Just that segregation works and that it strengthens interracial trust and cooperation.
David Walker
Promises of free gibs and communism, false accusations of apartheid and white supremacy in law and government (which never even existed: search for Ian Smith's words on those topics), the ZANU importing huge numbers of foreigners to astroturf their movement (remember that Rhodesia had qualified democratic voting, and Mugabe could only win via direct democracy; i.e, they were forced to let any random faggot vote including Bantuniggers from miles outside the country), and ZANLA essentially made people vote and prevented Rhodesians (both white and black, but mostly white) from voting at gunpoint.
What people also tend to forget is that ZANU had the full backing of China and some other major world powers, who were all aimed at preventing Rhodesia from becoming the economic capitol of Africa with its access to resources, food production, and a soon-to-be independent currency.
Rhodies did nothing wrong.
Camden Hill
Wool/Fur>Baumwolle>>>>>>Acrylic
Eli Stewart
Comfy
Oliver Allen
For shame.
Kevin Young
Also pickelhauben are aesthetic and DDR uniforms. Also soft for the Princess Patrica’s regiment.
This one looks better imo. There’s a M43 Feldmütze variant with the ear flaps like that, which I have been looking for but I may just buy the Austrian one then. What is the name of it?
Jack Russell
Luke Cook
Henry Flores
I got me one of those, its great. You forgot to mention the visor goes up too.
Lincoln Campbell
You're probably thinking of one of these.
Jace Sanchez
Is it me that I think the cow is cute? It make me want to own a cow for milk.
Aiden Rivera
Do these count? They are technically part of the military forces…
Connor Brown
I honestly feel like they should be 2 times fatter and ride heavyweight horses just for the sake of hilarity. Imagine a wall of armored guys you cannot even hope to move. We dark souls elite forces now.
Austin Foster
Kill yourself, subhuman
Jordan Reyes
Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise, cows are adorable.
Jackson Brooks
Why do Gulf/Iraq War field uniforms look so damn heavy compared to what they wore in Vietnam? I know there's more protection, but is it worth the loss of mobility?
Nicholas Lewis
Because modern militaries are retarded and they put all your fucking pouches on your chest
Jordan Wright
The white mercenaries in africa had cool style.
Henry Lopez
AvtoVAZ (Lada) Technical Museum, in Togliatti. city-on-volga.ru
Zachary Sanders
See:
Vests are the real problem, they should bring back belts with straps.
Matthew Walker
fuck that isn't even the right picture
Chase Ramirez
ok. how about these?
Nolan Adams
webm too large for 8gag servers
Aiden Watson
No, that’s a ushanka, it in no way even resembles a M43.
Oliver Davis
All our cattle are beef cow, the only time we milk them is when they’re being a cunt and won’t let their calf suck. Calves are very cute, but once they grow up I think they lose it. Though we do have some chill cows and one of our Bulls is a huge tsundere.
Sage for double post
Dylan Smith
I found one Ebay listing that seems to match your description, but can't find further info on it.
Brayden Sanchez
Sorry for multiposting, but found some more photos from this shop; gd43.com
Jason Collins
Capes for dress uniforms and wearing zelts are peak aesthetic.
Connor Turner
Burgmützen. Far from a m43.
Joshua James
Checked.
Kevin Baker
Found some pictures, it’s a Luftwaffe M43.
Burgmützen are just lined M43s with stiffer brims. They didn’t have any extra on the flip down ears, it was just wool like the the feldmütze.
Kayden Hill
I like the third picture.
Dylan Torres
French uniforms under King Louis XIV are quite aesthetic.
Camden Nelson
Justin Price
Its all fun and games until you realize that most of those guys died from minor infections/poor logistic/plagues before even reaching combat
Ayden Ward
No idea what it's called, people just refer to it as the "Austrian winter cap".
Christian Campbell
Yugoslav War uniforms had a certain aesthetic to them. Various Yugoslav and international camo patterns mixed with "homemade" assault vests.
Joshua Ortiz
Isaac Richardson
why live
Brayden Martinez
Pick up knitting, It's easy, relaxing and you can make your own socks.
Anthony Ross
I am drowning in regret about it every passing day of my worthless life.
Grayson Rodriguez
Become a martyr, bomb a roach embassy or shoot up an area in Constantinople after releasing a manifesto. If you go to prison in Greece you’ll be let out as a hero when nationalists take over, if you die your monument will stand for a hundred years for every Turk you end up killing. Do it faggot
Sebastian Foster
feels bad man
Zachary Williams
I am not a dirty commie, but I like the uniforms the Soviets used in Afghanistan. I also really like the uniforms of the DAK.
Pic 1 related
Jack Thomas
Chechen war as well.
Julian Flores
Luke Roberts
cows are really cute and some are affectionate but have no awareness of their size.
Russia seems to have all these insane museums.
I remember seeing pictures of DDR troops in angola with that helmet and thinking it looked cool.
first dude looks like elvis.
Franco era spain was pretty good with uniforms.
I dont even live in an area with a large balkan population but I can pretty much tell a bosniak from a croat/serb. I'm convinced they understate the kebab/albanian/arab admixture they have.
Christian Evans
I agree with all of your choices. Late Soviet into early Russian Federation uniforms are aesthetic as fuck. DAK uniform, too, but not those shorts.
Chase Reyes
Shorts are aesthetic, but maybe not practical in a tactical sense.
Aiden Scott
say what you want about their shitty political system, DDR had super effay camo
Logan Anderson
what about 1980s navy SPECWAR?
Ryan Diaz
Didn't it originate with the Poles though? And Czechoslovakia used it as well.
Josiah Young
the US Coast Guard used to issue shorts
Christopher Cruz
The poles at one point copied Splittertarn as did the Bulgarian, Stritchtarn is a solely DDR invention that was used with a good chunk of the Warsaw Pact.
Easton Howard
Am I correct?
Left from right:
Polan, Soviet, Check, Dacian, Hungry, Prussia
Evan Smith
1 or 3 is Polish, #6 is Czech
Connor King
3rd and 6th are definitely Czech and DDR, respectively. No idea about 1 and 4 though.
t. Strichtarn pro
Josiah Peterson
Correct.
Didn't know you used vz.58's.
Mason Mitchell
Big think
Sebastian Morris
Gabriel Price
I'm sad they didn't do a modern remake of the Syrianka for Syrian operations with the big flap for the dust.
Jayden Cox
Austin Lee
The 60s and 70s were a very comfy time for Uniforms.
Benjamin Peterson
Are those M14 bandoleers or the weird canvas things 5.56 stripper clips come in?
Carter Wright
From what I can see I think they are those weird canvas thing.
Isaiah Kelly
Taiwan soldiers with ballistic face-masks
Benjamin Rodriguez
That is so stupid, you fucking Magyar barbarian.
Brayden Perry
Lincoln Morris
looks like fag cosplay
Ethan King
it's the masks.
Matthew Brooks
Is that a cow polisher?
Ryan Gutierrez
Aye, what is the point of those things anyways? All they do is obscure your vision, and if that shit get's hit with a bullet your face is fucking broken and your out of the fight. Reminds me of that ronin helmet or whatever, just some shit made to look "cool" to retards and politicians.
Daniel Rivera
Well, cows can't really scratch their faces or necks, or anything for that matter.
William Hall
That's not true, I've seen my cows scratch behind their ears with their back hoofs before.
Cooper Sanders
Prove it
Matthew Campbell
Danish Special Forces uniform.
Ronin helmet?