‘Curious’ boy, 13, gets USB cable stuck up his penis

A ‘curious’ 13-year-old boy has had a USB cable removed from his penis by doctors after he inserted it up his urethra and it knotted in his bladder.

The teenager, whose name was not revealed, inserted the cable about 20 centimetres up his penis before realising he could not pull it out again.

His parents took him to a local hospital in the county of Linkou in China’s north-eastern Heilongjiang province, where medics applied lubrication in a bid to pull the cable out.

But that proved unsuccessful and left the boy in intense pain, so he was transferred to the Harbin Children’s Hospital the next day.

Doctor Xu Liyan, the facility’s resident urologist, said: ‘He cut off one end of the cable and inserted it into his urethra.’

She added: ‘The cable reached his bladder, where it tangled and ended up in a knot, so when he tried to pull it back out, it became stuck.’

Doctor Xu said she had no choice but to operate on the boy.

They cut into his bladder to find the knotted cable, snipped the tangled section and removed the remaining cord through his urethra the same way it went in.

The boy claimed he was ‘curious’ about his genitalia and was discharged from hospital on Tuesday, just two weeks after surgery.

metro.co.uk/2018/07/05/curious-boy-13-gets-usb-cable-stuck-penis-7687456/

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He was following unclear instructions.

The Chinese are fucking crazy

To be fair, the instructions were in Chinese :^)

Fucking Möbius energy, amirite.

I'll show you later

Oh good, we're allowing child pornography posts again

LASCIVIOUS
DISPLAY
OF GENITALS

So he's part Chia Pet?

You're a lonely, pathetic, effeminate little sissy boy

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See this happens in a county where censorship prevents people from seeing BME Pain Olympics…once you see those you'll value your penis.

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I'm surprised, because a 13 year old Asian child's penis is almost as small as yours

And you know that how?

I can't believe it, the deranged power trippin ' mod removed my 2 posts

He is becoming problematic and will have to be dealt with.

I've played fair and nice and spoiled a lot of bad shit.

I've even archvied on that archive.is site taht throws an error 50% of the time..

You are a dick


this is greened out now

So he's part Chia Pet

Please give me a en explanation as too why you did this.

I'm not Andy,(spaceaftercomma)I was trolling him.

Do you think this pix in any way is child nudity?

Oxycodone is a bitch, I've been there.

Any way, here are my 2 posts.
I'll be using a proxy, so ban away.

Post 1:Andy, you perv, wtf are you doing munchin' on that cord

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Post 2
WTF, this kid is a siamese Chianese

His twin is part of his bladder!

You deleted these?

Cut back on the pain meds, lad.

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Several months ago, before I started posting news items and raised this board from below 100 user to wherever tthe fuck it is now, there was horrible unspoiled stuff here.

No cp , but pigs eating fetuses and cartel tortures.

I didn't want to see that shit.
Where were you then, mod?

60% of the board was spam.

And you start laying down the heavy hand on innocuous images like this?

Excuse my previous take yor meds post, but come on!!!!!!

That x-ray is a Rorschach test.

Leave it up to the flash back king to see those images.

Geezus Andy,(spaceaftercomma)you scare me!!!!

Does your wife handcuff you to the bed each night before she goes to sleep?

Or are you one of the "harmless" ones?

Browsing as a fellow poster getting pissed off because I didn't want to see it. Then I bitched to Porchmonkey until he made me a vol.

Probably got hit on accident in the most recent purge since the lolcow was swapping IPs back-and-forth so I just laid down the law indiscriminately. I usually unban as soon as I see an appeal unless the user was clearly being malicious.

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Your x-ray is back

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The mod thinks you're a lolcow Andy.

I think you're just a weird attention seeking lonely person.

A relative of mine has a parrot that drives me crazy for attention.
I'm the only one who won't let him boss me around.

He reminds me of you.
I'll post a vid of me interacting with him if \i can find one and convert it

This is the only one I could find in short notice.
I have some pretty funny ones where I chastise him for being annoying, like I do you.

In this video, he's perfuming himself with a rosebud to smell nice for the ladies

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That was very considerate of Ron to 'allow you to volunteer' to Pretend That You Mattered

Allowing you to volunteer

That's like saying you're giving a child permission 'to pretend that he's a cowboy' in his backyard

Fascinating… Simply fascinating

You should train him to call you a homosexual, just like I do

Psychology isn't really rocket science… For example, it's real ly not that hard to figure out why people behave like they do….

People like you

The only reason anybody would grasping for straws, scratching and begging to 'pretend they had power or authority' repeat to compensate for their lack of power or authority….

That bird reminds you of me?

…. So you're saying he's smarter than you and he gets laid a thousand times more than you ever will?

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Dear natural selection, PLEASE do your job and let this boy die

and that is why we shouldn't have sex ed classes in school

OP is a massive douchebag

There's no way I'm the only person who's noticed what a fucking wimpy pussy bitch he is

He was also hoping to be able to charge his phone

You were removed again Andy.
I should have saved your Rorschach test result.

The mod here is an even bigger douchbag than you, and that's saying a lot.

I'm going to create an online poll and ask"
Whom would you rather fuck off, Andy or the Zig Forums mod who volunteered(HAHAHAHAHA) for this job.

Imagine being so pathetic that one volunteers for this kind of thing.

Geezus, Andy, he might not even be a teen.

That would be the pits.

I imagine someone will find him hanging in a closet one day, Mouldering a way.

Oh, well, I'll get back to creating that poll as soon as some of this weed high wears off.

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nope that boy is irredeemable tier on the fetish chart

That's feminism wants !