Thai cave rescue: Elon Musk delivers tiny submarine, rescuers say no thanks

Elon Musk really wants the world to know he's at the cave rescue operation site in Thailand, and he's there to help.

The billionaire Tesla chief has visited the Tham Luang cave to drop off a miniature submarine he hoped might help with the ongoing rescue operation of the Wild Boar soccer team.

Twelve members of the team and their coach became trapped on June 23, although rescuers managed to free the first eight boys on Sunday and Monday.

On the weekend Mr Musk said he had been building a "tiny, kid-size submarine" with "feedback from Thailand".

However, Chiang Rai Governor Narongsak Osatanakorn said this afternoon that while he was grateful for Mr Musk's support, the submarine just was not practical for the rescue mission.

Earlier, Mr Musk said he would drop off the device at the front of the cave "in case it may be useful in future".

In a tweet, Mr Musk said he had "just returned from Cave 3. Mini-sub is ready if needed."

"It is made of rocket parts & named Wild Boar after kids' soccer team."


He added: "Thailand is so beautiful."

Four boys and the coach are still to be rescued.

When spruiking his submarine yesterday, Mr Musk said the design had four "handles/hitch points" on both the front and back of the device, adding: "Two air tank connections on front and two on rear, allowing one to four tanks simultaneously connected, all recessed for impact protection [with] secondary cap seal if leak develops."

It also has "segmented compartments to place rocks or dive weights [and] adjust buoyancy"

It also has a"little nook inside to hold sodas, and a view screen for the kids to watch the latest anime and a penis tube if they want to urinate during the rescue" .

The device was last seen on the back of a pickup truck owned by The Thai chief in charge of rescue operations.

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LOL @ ELON MUSK BEING DISSED BY EVERYBODY

nobody likes him
nobody wants him
nobody needs him

He's a douchebag

His inventions are bullshit.
His cars are bullshit.
His rockets are bullshit.

AND?…. he's a homosexual

Thunderfoot detected.

"Hey I'm here to help, brought a submarine"
"Fuck you we would rather let our kids die"

They've already rescued 2/3rds of the kids

Their rescue plan is working just fine

Nobody asked Homo Musk to help

He's not needed

Only dweebs and geeks admire Musk…..

Nobody who's cool likes him

LOL @ the Thais literally taking a shit on Musk

seem to work

standing up
and he's fucked her. where as you've only fucked your hand

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Well yes, rockets don't tend to function well when you don't have them standing up. Not that I'm saying Musk is a god above criticism, but including the thing he's successful at in the list of his fuckups destroys your point.

how the fuck is this a thing? you send one guy in with 2 oxygen tanks and he comes back with a kid. then he goes back in with that same second oxygen tank and repeats the process. its not like theres 1000 kids in there

wew lad

I think it's a distraction from what's really happening out there, whatever that may be.
And I still can't find information as to how the entire soccer team got there in the first place.

It's a fishy cave.

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It's not completely that simple user. That's probably how one of their volunteers died- he released oxygen into an enclosed space, spiking the pressure and dying.

They just said 'asphyxiation' to make it simpler to the public.

He's dating Grimes, who is a girl

And…
He goes to satanic sex parties. (Any sex party is satanic by Christian standards.)

Hopefully he'll be on a plane one day and the plane will suffer from engine failure.

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It lands vertically, you lower IQ person

Elron Musk is a faggot and so is Jose Jizzstain

Swimming underwater for 2 miles to get out witha 12 yr old kid who's never done it before
Not safe.
The cave entrance should have been closed odd before heavy rains came.

A warden found the bikes outside the cave.

Anyone could have say, 'hey, lets get out of this rain , there's a cave.'

Open it again when the monsson season is over.

Sounds like the local Gov. fucked up

lol @ you being asexual

...

but user, there is always a satanic undertone in those stuff. Have you ever seen a plain, honest, one? not even pagan, satanic.

Last orgy around here (I mean, the last where someone got caught) was done on the wall of the cemetery, of all places.

All the submission stuff seems ritual. IS ritual.

woke more pls

so he once again has shown that his is a beta

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They went to the cave for an initiation ceremony. It only started to rain once they were already inside.

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Yep… He's a faggot alright

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it sounds like it was intended for a worst case flood scenario, one that the cave hadn't reached yet

the multiple still-dry sections would render the sub incapable of passing in a timely manner. Had it flooded more, the sub would have been able to make the whole trip

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I bet they got claustrophobic as shit in that cave

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I thought monkeys weren't great underwater swimmers

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It's a treacherous journey

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I think the faggots metal tube would be too big to fit through the smaller hole

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The ambulance ride to the hospital must've been a real barrel of monkeys

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FUCK ELON MUSK

I'm amazed anybody would give a shit whether they lived or died.

And I'm not joking

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14 WORTHLESS THINGS:

- SOCCER

- THE COACH

- THE 12 KIDS

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Rate?

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Jesus fucking Christ how hard can it be to throw a rope down? If it's a water-access cave just send some dudes in scuba gear ffs!

==ESOTERIC SPACE FAGGOPHOBIA

I'm not saying natural selection, but natural selection.

They're all out of the cave, having been rescued already

Stfu

Sounds comfy as hell.

Caves basically prove the flat earth theory
If the earth was round the cave tunnel would be on a consistent curve going down instead of going up and down

Agreed. Prolly trying to spin the reason the kids are there like the Amber Alerts or give a reason to dig to inner Earth or some bullskit.