Instagram models jailed for extorting Nigerian billionaire

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Discriminating Billionaires Surf For Soulmates At Establishments With Comfortable Seating, No Door, Fresh Food (Onions In Shopping Carts) And Real Working Telephones

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Oh…..

And the traditional Internet Cinder Blocks on the roof

They told him that he had won $20m but to get it, he would have to wire $5m and a pix of him fucking a Nigerian she-goat to receive it.

Then the blackmailing started

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Is that the EBT version?

poor guy….

NOW what is he supposed to do?

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women,
women never change.

"Sho Do Love Dat Human Pussy!"

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I heard he was so brokenhearted, that he told his chauffeur to just drive around aimlessly while he flung his feces out the window of his limousine….

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Damn entitled billionaires

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100% true story

Elvis Presley was so crazy (in a cool way) that he actually spent a ton of money to do extravagant bizarre things on a whim like for example:

He had a limousine specially retrofitted with a steering wheel in the backseat, so the limo could be operated surreptitiously, and to the steering wheel in the front seat was disconnected. Then he would have his chimpanzee (named Scatter) dressed up in a chauffeur outfit, and he would drive around in his limousine around Hollywood with the front windows rolled down, just to blow people's minds

100% TRUE…..

Research it

1 000 000 000,00 NGN = 2 370 000,00 EUR
1 000 000 000,00 NGN = 2 780 000,00 USD
It may be more millionaire than billionaire. Most of us are milionaire in naira
There is a subdivision by 100 the kobo and it worth 0.0000237 € or $0,0000278 : I wonder what it may buy
The big Mac index there is $1.17 ( USA $5.3 France €5.1)
reddit.com/r/Nigeria/comments/77zotm/what_is_the_price_of_a_big_mac_in_nigeria/

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I realize Elvis was from a different era, and the only thing you probably know about him are that he was overweight, wore the jumpsuits, and died on the toilet….

(He never died on the toilet. He committed suicide in a barber chair next to the toilet, and fell face-first on the floor)

It's really a shame, because if you don't know about his life, you owe it to yourself to research it. His life was absolutely unbelievable, and he did some of the craziest shit you could ever imagine. His life was Charmed, and 'surrealistic' doesn't even begin to describe it….

It's fair to say that nothing like that has ever occurred before in history, and since the first time can only happen once, every crazy celebrity behavior or idiosyncrasy since then was nothing more than people trying to live up to the reputation that he created…

He was truly insane and spent his entire life having fun, and giving away all of the money that he made….

He was the most generous multi-millionaire (back when a million dollars was actually a million dollars) literally giving away everything that he had…. just to blow people's minds….

Before he committed suicide, he had given away all of his money, and he was broke again, so he mortgaged his mansion and gave all of that money away as well…

Then he finally committed suicide, sick (literally sick from abusing himself) and tired of the bipolar coaster…. He had done it all and seen it all, and after 22 years of slowly killing himself, he finally finished the job….

The most ironic thing about Elvis Presley was when he was young, he represented such a threat to society because they thought he was a sexually perverted demon…

When in all actuality, that's when he was actually the most innocent wholesome, respectful religious polite 'little boy' you could ever meet. He was overly concerned with what his mother would think, so he behaved Like a Boy Scout….

However, when he got older and people thought he had become a wholesome Christian man, THAT'S when he had actually become much more of a sexually perverted demon bastard than anybody could have ever dreamed possible….

His life was a strange dichotomy, and so unlikely that you would never believe it unless it actually happened…..

Elvis was cool as shit

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No one gives a shit neptune

This bait is too powerful! I'm falling for it!

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Thank you for asking, and YES, I will be more than happy to continue talking about Elvis……

Because the world has become exponentially more and more insane and oversaturated, jaded if you will, by the time little girls like you were born, the world had already gone off its rocker, so there's no way in effeminate little child like yourself would be able to understand exactly how unusual and groundbreaking Elvis was when he first hit the scene

These days, a celebrity has to vomit fluorescent flaming subatomic particles into the shape of unicorns on stage to get noticed by a video game playing lonely sissy like yourself……

But when Elvis first hit the scene, the world had never seen anything so dangerous and threatening

Are you trying to be a troll or something? I'm genuinely curiousas to why you are expressing your love of elvis cock to us.

I think I figured out your problem, or at least one of them….

Might fucking be an STD

………and then I remembered that you never get laid so that rules out the STD Theory……

so, it looks like it's back to the video games, anime, and and being raised by your mother

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This guy reminds me a lot of you

Your ilk idolizes faggots…. Like Elliot Rodger, your 'dreamboat supreme'…..

I demand EXCELLENCE from my idol, and that leaves only one choice

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You're pretty crap at trolling, mate.

Elvis was literally homosexual. You've said yourself he had sex with men (oh I mean "double penetration", which is gay sex for men who want to pretend they're not gay).

You are the reason your mother drinks.

And yet you would jump on the chance

Yes, and now he trusts no one so you're going to die poor.

Go shoot up a school or jack off to anime you faggots

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You are as big a faggot as I assumed, lol.

Come here sweetie I'll show you some lovin'.

Lol

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Lol

The second user you replied to here, I'm going to reply to you because that was actually a well-made bait. However, i don't care about Elliot Rodgers because he didn't kill that many people.

Whats with all the incels in the thread
Oh I see, you hate women who do anything

I appreciate your appreciation of my finely crafted bait

So, he had like eighty bucks, or something?

Are you fucking stupid? How does 80 =a billion?

Dunnot know it's a bait, source for big mac index, living seem to be cheap there even if they have no money.
Reddit link are not a problem at all
dating scams go the other way for a change. Pic of the girl scammers like the most as bait

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Of course scammers don't use her nudes very much

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A nice mom now

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And her child will never know

Wow, both of you are retarded

As are you

Ok

pussy pass: denied. this time, anyway.

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In Soviet Russia, Nigerian billionaires scammed by you!

TRASH

"Although they make up a tiny portion of the U.S. population, a whopping 17 percent of all Nigerians in this country held master's degrees while 4 percent had a doctorate, according to the 2006 American Community Survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau. In addition, 37 percent had bachelor's degrees.

To put those numbers in perspective, 8 percent of the white population in the U.S. had master's degrees, according to the Census survey. And 1 percent held doctorates. About 19 percent of white residents had bachelor's degrees. Asians come closer to the Nigerians with 12 percent holding master's degrees and 3 percent having doctorates."

chron.com/news/article/Data-show-Nigerians-the-most-educated-in-the-U-S-1600808.php

I don't know any heterosexual porn of her and she wasn't into extreme insertions or fisting as I know,so there is no reason for the birth to be this easy

It gonna be hard to miss on internet

Yes, that tends to happen when your immigration system is based around only letting in people who are either highly educated, needed for a specific economic shortfall, or business owners. If you happen to be one of those groups, it's in your interest to permanently leave Nigeria for the USA.

- some roastie, 2018

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