SA agents and security screeners can’t be sued for false arrests, abuse, or assault, according to a ruling from a federal appeals court in Pellegrino v. the United States of America Transportation Security Administration,
The TSA – whose job is supposedly “fighting terrorism” – is, without doubt, one of America’s most corrupt and incompetent agencies. However, last year, they apparently became so unsatisfied with the mere ability to strip search babies, remove colostomy bags, beat up blind cancer patients, and fondle your genitalia, that they announced a more invasive physical pat-downs. The pat-downs, which TSA warned would probably prompt assault complaints with the police department because of their invasive nature, have been implemented and now, a federal court ruled that these complaints mean absolutely nothing because the TSA cannot be sued.
As the Washington Post reports, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit, which sits in Philadelphia, held that TSA officers enjoy sovereign immunity because, despite their badges and titles as “officers,” they do not qualify as “investigative or law enforcement officers” who could be held legally responsible for abuses under the Federal Tort Claims Act
If you wanna get to where you wanna go, just fucking drive
Logan Young
next up buses
Aaron Bennett
Criminals hide illegal stuff in their crotch/bra/whatever precisely so they can scream molestation if someone tries to check them. It's only reasonable that searches should be able to check those places anyways because the alternative is they become free smuggling locations.
Ant the perverts over at the TSA will use that excuse to molest little girls and boys.
Anthony Cox
You never heard of drug mules? You really think criminals are above hiding shit inside children's pants? Or even inside them for that matter? Putting drugs inside balloons or condoms then swallowing them or ass-shoving them is a common (if risky) way of getting them past rudimentary searches.
Sebastian Wood
I think it would be more prudent target criminals at the source then, not attack from the middle. If planes can afford to have someone give you a snack, they can afford to have an air marshal on every flight.
Blake Allen
Pedo alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew Ross
t. masochictic homosexual
this tbh
Josiah Reyes
I kind of want to take a flight for fun now. I would act like the biggest faggot as my nuts got toyed.
Justin Parker
I used to fly a lot for work. I don't go through the cancer machines, so I get patted down every time I fly. It's always a same-sex screener (for your comfort). One time an older gentleman, as he was rubbing his gloved hands over my body, remarked about how muscular my shoulders were, giving them a little squeeze as he made a 2nd pass. Pretty sure he wasn't a faggot or anything, just 'miring, but it was still uncomfortable.
Lincoln Rogers
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Angel Brown
kill all judges that rule immunity equality or death
Logan Gomez
Bullshit. The constitution makes no distinction between citizens and public servants. Everybody can be sued, even the nigger judges.
This, who needs a plane. Have an adventure instead
Jose Rogers
What happened to the right to travel unmolested?
Adrian Johnson
Shut up mohumud
Leo Martin
We all know how homosexual they were.
Elijah Hill
what if you put something smelly on your balls ? Would Jordan Peterson think this is a novel way to get your balls washed ?
Mason Russell
If they start doing it for schools, I'm applying to work as TSA patdowner. Imagine all those succulent, young, ripe bodies passing through your hands every day. Completely unable to resist, under threat of taser, arrest, or often just a more private cavity search. Did you know that the best way to test a 13 year old girl for cocaine transportation into a school is to thrust your tongue up her anus and vagina while your moustache becomes coated in her fluids. She can't even tell her parents as she'll be under a gagging order. The future is bright, in the land of the free.
Kayden Cruz
The real problem that the colon and vagina are too long for only fingers to explore, a criminal would just hide the drug packets deeper in a child's anus or vagina. In which case, a longer probing tool is necessary, and the tool least likely to cause an allergic reaction is one from a completely natural source. As a TSA worker, I regularly feed my erect penis into the backsides and vaginas of girls from the age of 11 to 15, as they are the most common drug mules. Having to do it in both holes, several times a day, means I can't waste that amount of condoms and have to go in raw. The unintentional side effect from the friction is that I usually ejaculate after a few minutes of exploration, and consequently leave some of the older girls pregnant. This is the price for feeling safe.
Isaac Kelly
Just hit them in the face every time and go to jail. You'll do your country a favor.
Colton Adams
So molesting children is less important then drugs and we have a murder all pedophiles attitude? I think we need a cleansing.
Adam Murphy
I used to fly a lot for work too, usually accompanied by one of my adopted daughters carrying a package for me in her tight little body. The TSA would always pat her down for some cheap thrills, but it would be me sucking the drug packets out of her vagina with my mouth that evening. Nice to meet a fellow traveller, friend.
Dylan Williams
Oh noes! You were uncomfortable! (Mean while the government secretly tortures people using cell phone towers in public for years to instigate mass murder)2
Jonathan Harris
golly gee I sure am shocked, offended and don't want to discuss this topic anymore, which will look like I ceded the point to you when I stop posting! Oops, but I didn't stop posting.
your bosses should hire me, I'd be a way better shill than you
Caleb Fisher
Sounds like you wouldn't be acting.
Jose Ramirez
Why are you shocked to hear someone in the same line of work as you, pal? Maybe you should go back to subscribing to facebook pages on twitter.
Jonathan Hernandez
Canines can't sniff out drugs if it's inside people?
Ian Cruz
Just shit and / or piss on the floor in their offices
Juan Gomez
Stop letting spics smuggle shit using their holes then.
Connor Hill
The best way for a large German shepherd to see if a 13 year old girl is carrying drugs inside her is for it to mount her numerous times, inseminating her on each occasion. There were even studies showing that hot dog semen benefits the health and well being of human female recipients. Therefore, this could be both a security check and a health spa service. It will work best if the canine worker penetrates alternately the vagina and the anus of the young girls.
Landon Reed
Thank you for your service!
Henry Cox
Doesn't that enter the realm of hazard then? I mean if they're not "investigative or law enforcement officers" what exactly qualifies them to be doing this at all? If this is the case then it's just some assholes groping you with no legal authority and you are infact morally obliged to fight back. Right now, by identifying them all like the sex offenders they are and creating a TSA registry containing the addresses of them and their families. This is of course what the courts must want as they've fundamentally acknowledged it isn't their issue to deal with with this ruling.
Landon Wilson
You're welcome. I hope you enjoy your flight and that your daughter enjoys decades of nightmares before suicide.
Blake Smith
I've been patted many times, when they get to my erection, they let me board the plane
9/11. it used to be a nice thing to drive from canada across the border with no questions asked to go buy illegal american fireworks. didn't even need a passport. then some saudis flew into a couple towers and suddenly canucks are treated like criminals while america sucks saudi dick and exempts them from travel bans
Jaxson Cruz
Americans everyday life.
Jose Ward
it's been a long summer
Julian Jenkins
It's like this is some kind of imageboard for MS-13 members.
Jacob Ward
This. Saudi arabia deserved several nukes.
Ryder Parker
Nice larping you middle aged cunt. Reply back in another week when your grandson comes back to show you how to turn the computer on.
