NO THE WEBSITE WHERE I CAN SEE KATARINA'S SISTER'S BUTTHOLE FOR COCAINE!!
Lucas Bell
Q: can I see her nipples for a blunt?
Jaxson Thompson
Can I see her colonoscopy for a gram if meth?
Hunter Thompson
Funniest thing is that paying for porn, revenge or not, is such a ludicrous concept.
Ethan Reyes
What's even stranger is watching porn in the first place, when as of December 31st, 2017 there were 3,755,077,748 females on Earth.
If a guy can't find one girl out of 3.75 BILLION, then they're a faggot.
Eli Howard
Regardless of something being freely available paying for it is still an option for many. I bet you pay for your water cuck.
Charles Myers
Which hole can I see for a beer?
Benjamin Wright
What's REALLY funny is how so many of you guys in here complain about 'degeneracy', and how women are 'whores' and how they're not good enough for you.
You'll insist that only a virgin is good enough for you, even though you've never earned a girl in the first place.
You'll complain about 'roasties', insisting that any woman who's had sex before is a 'cock carousel riding slut' and not worthy of you…
Yet you all sit there feverishly masturbating to videos of prostitutes being fucked by niggers and anybody else.
I'll trade 2 Percocets, a roach of some chronic, a shot of tequila and an ibuprofen if I can see the whole Katarine shits out of
Easton Allen
Sure, I've watched porn before… Who hasn't?…
but porn is boring as shit. it's an exercise in futility, and only serves to keep you from ever getting any real pussy.
I've honestly never been without a girlfriend or a wife since I was 17, and if I've ever wanted to empty my testicles, I let my girlfriend or my wife do it for me.
My current wife was a 'lipstick lesbian' for 11 years until I met her, and she's actually helped get 4 other chicks into bed with us, so there have technically been times that I let my wife AND our girlfriend empty my testicles for me.
49.7% of the world's population are females.
if you can't get any pussy, then you're a fucking idiot.
Brayden Hill
Tell that Katarina bitch that I'll give her a line of PCP and some toenail fungus creme if she'll let me take pictures of her rectum
Hudson Mitchell
Here's the weirdest part: instead of being so desperate that I'd watch porn, I'm actually preparing to tell my wife that I want a separation, and not because we're fighting or anything.
Ive simply never really had any period of time by myself since I was a teenager, and I think I'd really enjoy being alone for a while.
Ive done this many times before in my life, but every time I break off from a chick, another one appears, and suddenly I'm right back into a new relationship again.
This time I want to do it differently
Owen Cruz
Dictate this letter for me, bitch…
"Dear Katarina,
OMG I'd eat your shit just to see the hole it fell out of. Please send me pics, and I'll mail you some oxycontin.
Love, Neppy"
Zachary Hill
fuck off you Space Ghoul-faced muppet
Luis Sanders
AGAIN : watching porn is for guys like YOU, who never get any pussy
it's an exercise in self flagellation, because you're like a starving Ethiopian nigger child in the desert, addicted to watching The Food Network
And no matter how much you watch porn, you'll never gain the knowledge or experience to be in the game, any more than a starving Ethiopian child will ever become a chef………