Build your own Army

Inspired by the 'Build your own Air Force' thread.

An unspecified Eastern European country awards you 12 billion dollars to build their army from the ground up.

Rules:

1. We're in a magical world where nukes don't exist. Plan accordingly.

2. No aircraft, just helicopters and drones. Assume the Air Force is reliable.

3. For the sake of easy math, the cost of fully training and equipping a soldier is 15,000 USD including specialized training and all equipment except rifles and sidearms. Special Forces are 30,000.

4. For some reason, every country on earth is willing to sell you equipment. Have fun.

I'll start.

T-72B3M/B4 Main Battle Tank times 2,000 = 5.4 billion, 6.6 billion left.

Sikorsky S-70i Black Hawk times 100 = 500 million, 6.1 billion left.

300,000 troops = 4.5 billion, 1.6 billion left.

500,000 VEPR 12 gauge with 30 round magazine, because if your troopers aren't man enough to shoot it they don't belong in your army. = 500 million, 1.1 billion left.

500,000 Smith & Wesson M&P 40. M2.0 = 300 million, 800 million left.

3,000 Special Forces operators = 90 million, 710 million left.

With the remaining 700 mil, 700,000 more VEPR-12 gauge semiauto shotguns.

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You could build a working military industry by so much money here.
Also
Why not buy some Leo2s, Leclercs or Challenger 2s?

Because those tanks are for if Turks or some other breed of sub-80 IQ shitskin invades. If a major country like the US or Russia invades my unspecified Eastern European nation, having super expensive tanks won't make too much of a difference.

However, having 1.2 million shotgun/rifle hybrids that I can arm every adult male in my country and start Vietnam 2: Electric Boogaloo with most certainly will.

And honestly, if shitskin hordes invade I'm going to be passing out rifles to all my civilians anyway.

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Create 100000 teams of 3 operators each, budget 30K / team with
Send these teams across Europe to remove 5th column politicians and elites, antifa, marxists, shitskins and kebab.

If you're sending them out undercover for removal purposes then wouldn't a lighter loadout make more sense? A sidearm each and one DMR per team should be enough until the targets start hiding in literal bunkers. Also, looking at your target list a lot of places in Europe would be more efficiently/cheaply cleared with ww2 tier firebombing rather than small teams of operators.

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I build Outer Heaven. It barely costs more than 40,000,000 GMP

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Why would you annex completely valueless land?

If you're going to wipe the target country with napalm/chemical weapons then why would you go full Ottoman btw, never go full Ottoman before you start bombing? If you're looking for a large pile of dead Arabs/Gooks/niggers then there are easier ways to do it - say, sweep Saudi Arabia/Vietnam/Nigeria with VX and then move in.

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I'd employ a large amount of motorcycle infantry and mortarcycles.
As history has proven, a small expensive military is usually overrun by hordes of cheaply equipped units. Also, technicals, lots and lots of technicals.

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Congrats leaf, you just wasted 10 billion dollars giving my troops and militia target practice.

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I also said that nukes don't exist in the OP.

Thousands of square kilometres of zone for stalking.


My way would generate lots of content for the webm threads.


10 billion can buy a lot of niggers. I can’t imagine the cheap ones sell for much less then a few hundred USD if not a few dozens of dollars. If they cost an average of 100$ that means a hoard of about 100,000,000 shitskins (several tens of millions more then the casualties in WWII) good luck defending against that with anything.
No, an unspecified Eastern European country wasted 10 billion dollars. I got a vacation to the worst places on Earth and hell of a laugh either way. And they say that laughter is priceless.

Thank you for teaching me why people hate leafs.

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Great, so each of my troops only needs to kill 333 of your club-armed nogs.

Actually less, considering the tanks will be exploding about a dozen of them at a time(which they have no response to, because their retarded leaf owner only gave them clubs) and the black hawks will be doing strafing runs(which again, they have no answer to because their leaf owner is retarded).

Not to mention whatever hell my air force is inflicting on them.

I know you can't actually be this retarded, but god damn are you giving it your all.

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$100 isn't gonna buy you lotta loyalty, pal.

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I hadn't even thought of that.

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Thank you for teaching me why people hate burgers.


Right, I though krauts were the master aspergers, but apparently it’s burgers.


I only want them because they were after my prize.


All the better for future “military blunder threads.”

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I was expecting the fun kind of autism, not the debating-if-a-10-billion-dollar-hoard-of-nigger-slaves-is-a-viable-military-tactic kind.

saw jay for off-tropics

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Fuck it, I'm bored, who has 12 Billion USD handy?

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Maybe leaf-senpai is simply too brilliant for mere mortals to comprehend.

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I don't understand why he even bothers with arming them and the slavery and whatever else. Just buying them tickets to target of choice should be sufficient as they all apply for asylum and demand gibs.

This is exactly what I intended. I will become the tragic hero who sacrificed his image to bring about the Removening. Historians will decry my name as the one who attempted to ruin Europe overtly and lead to the death of 100,000,000 niggers and millions of actual humans, with only a few autists on a East Timorese MMORPG technical assistance forum postulating that my intentions were the end rather than the means. Unfortunately before I could be hired by the Federal Republic of Unspecified Eastern European Nation's government a single Brit discovered my plans. Though it can still be done, we just an Eastern Euro country as a lamb; close enough to Western Europe that the hoard will actually be perceived as a threat even by those with post-shaped marks carved into their asses from years of fence sitting.

Seeing as I the one heading this operation, I will donate my German and Canadian passports to two of the poor hoard members. Merkel will canonize me as a cultural marxist saint and donate her East German Communist Youth Unform to me, while the Queen will Knight me with Trudeau's wife's favorite black bull's cock, as her sword, as Trudeau cries tears of pride in the corner wearing the traditional Canadian-Afro-Indian-Native-Sino-Filipino costume. I will deem the destination as a Europe reborn in the baptismal waters of poz and re-classify the local population with the demonym "Nazis" in all following Government documents. I will associate my movement with as many antifa, LGBTQ±, liberal and jewish groups so they can all be linked with my actions once the backlash begins. I of course will have to be publicly executed for my crimes by the new European Nationalists Co-Operation League: which serves as a loose union of nationalist governments, with no authority over the nation-states, but rather as a mediary between governments to prevent another devastating war in Europe, to resolve neo-colonial disputes and help to govern the Joint Eugenics and Ethnic Cleansing Program, and space colonization/governing. My grave will forever be spat on, and my name used only as the most foul curse, but that will be my sacrifice. If any Streloks are on the jury for my Nuremberg show trial I only ask that my last day be allowed to be spent shooting cool new funs and given a fresh onahole and cute waifu to spend my last night with.

Someone please take care of my raifus and pat their receivers, and hold their charging handles/bolts every once in a while.

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Your waifu will use her wrench to free you both from your prison; news of your escape will spread like wildfire, giving the government casus belli to implement even more anti-leftist laws in fear that you might return to power.

Meanwhile, you are escorted deep into the Canadian wilderness to a preprepared secure facility stocked regularly with new funs and convicted pedophiles for target practice and hunting purposes.

After a year or two, the nationalist coalition will declare you dead after a long hunt, and purely coincidentally after all leftists that might pose a threat to the European world have been exterminated on suspicion of harboring you.

A decade later, you and your wrench-bearing waifu(who designs and builds new funs for you as a hobby) will be teaching your six children to aim properly, when a strange man will approach.

He will scream 'GOOD JOB WASTING 10 BILLION DOLLARS GIVING MY TROOPS AND MILITIAMEN TARGET PRACTICE, RETARD.' before your loyal waifu yells 'LOOK, KIDS! A WILD JEW!' and puts a sabot slug through his heart.

Then she will put the kids to bed and drag you into the master bedroom to start on kid #7.

Just kidding, everyone on this board is gonna die alone.

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And when the truth will be found out - as it will undoubtedly - some 75 years after your death, the annual holohoax remembrance day will be replaced with the Canadian Zig Forumsommando Remembrance Day.

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It's Eastern Europe, so it's close to Russia. If it's close to Russia, you want lots of long range ATGMs, SPGs and rocket artillery. Going against Russia with your own tanks is pointless since they zerg you with their own, if I had to get 500 tanks for the sake of it I'd just get Challenger 2s.

I'd get lots of Spikes and Javelins. They're the best ATGMs in the world. These missiles are never used alone, of course, so I'd get some powerful but light disposable launchers with >400rha penetration, AT4s would be a good option. Short range ATGMs are also a good idea, I would go for MBT LAWs, they have about 800m of range, are top attack, can be used in tight spaces in case of urban warfare and cost only like 20% of that of a Javelin missile.

Rifles don't win wars, anything that will sling out 5.56 reliably will do. Anything goes but I'd get some AR15s from America or get FN to build me something. Or I'd buy AK5s from Sweden since I could probably get them cheap. Might as well buy out whatever the Netherlands is selling since their army is so underfunded and they're holding a firesale all the time. I'd want it to be under 3.5kg and have a 16,5 inch barrel minimum without question, though.

You might as well have a few but they are not important. Spend the money of every soldier having a pistol on every soldier carrying 3 grenades instead.
On that note, this would without a doubt be a conscript army. I'd hope for 5% of GDP to the army or military industry with a professional (QRF) force of 25,000 and a reserve of hopefully 300,000. I don't know how big this unspecified Eastern European country is in population, but let's just say 5-15m people total.

Is that supposed to be Winry? It looks like a dude in a wig.