President Trump finally got to meet his boss for the first time since being hired today in Helsinki.
Reports have surfaced that Trump feels so obligated to make a good impression on Putin, that he's offered Melania as a sexual favor for his boss as a sign of appreciation for hiring him by rigging the U.S. Elections.
Putin was quoted as saying, "Хотя я ценю этот жест, Мелания - измученная проститутка, которая занималась сексом с неграми."
Trump bent over backwards not to do anything that would anger his boss, out of fear that the piss videos could surface after the summit. Trump made a statement after a preliminary 2 hour meeting, telling reporters that, "Americans are stupid and lazy.
I just saw a broadcast on Fox News that said Putin has already fucked Melania a long time ago when she was being recruited by the KGB
Jacob Hughes
That's a weird way of spelling Netanyahu
Aaron Brown
I just translated "Хотя я ценю этот жест, Мелания - измученная проститутка, которая занималась сексом с неграми.", and it means, "While I appreciate the gesture, Melania is a worn out prostitute that's had sex with negroes."
It seems like this is going to be a good working relationship between Trump and his new boss.
Jace Carter
You're mistaken. Melania was recruited by The Foreign Intelligence Service of the Russian Federation, not the KGB.
Charles Miller
that's just part of her 'cover story'. yes, she was a prostitute before being recruited by Russian intelligence, but she hasn't actively turned tricks since being hired by Moscow to marry Trump.
just like the other user correctly stated, Putin had sex with her during her intelligence training, but he's telling reporters that he won't fuck her so it'll seem legit to trump.
Also, the BBC says there's no actually proof that she had negro customers.
Austin Torres
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Aaron Young
at first I was caught off guard by the fact she has turned tricks with niggers, but then I read this book, and it turns out that she actually has sold sex to plenty of niggers.
wrong. there is plenty of evidence that she had black customers, not to mention that when she was recruited by russian intelligence, she had to fuck niggers so she would be prepared in case trump wanted sex from her.
Jaxson Scott
I'm worried that if trump says anything that's off-script, Putin may fire him.
Zachary Myers
I found an article from TASS where a black Russian police officer was one of the first niggers selected by the SVR to have sex with Melania. He says they chose him first because he has psoriasis all over his body just like Trump.
I'm in the Ukraine and our greatest fear is that Trump will repeat the idiotic mistake he made with North Korea, agreeing to end U.S. military exercises, but not getting anything in return.
Over here, we all know that Trump is going to announce ending U.S. military exercises in The Baltic Region, even though Americans are too stupid to even know what that means.
Juan Sanchez
trump called Americans "foolish and stupid" while meeting with Putin, and of course Putin laughed and gave Trump a raise .
New boss: Make it United States of Russia Trump: But I already made it United States of Israel
Lincoln Parker
People say Trump is incompetent, but he seems to be doing a splendid job for his employer
Robert Mitchell
Haha all of these foolish shills in this thread thinking anons are stupid enough to fall for their brazen ploys. You pathetic cucks, I can't wait to stomp on your fragile skulls on that anticipated Day.
Grayson Morgan
Nothing wrong in telling the truth, modern Americans are the mexicans of america.
Logan Gray
what 'anticipated day' is that? the day you lose your virginity, or the day you start paying your own bills?
Ethan Myers
I heard Mexico is building their own wall to keep the stupid Americans out, so they'll stop coming down there and begging for jobs.
Justin Stewart
am i the only one who noticed how stupid and out of place trump seems sitting at that table? he looks like a child who just got scolded, and is being forced to eat at 'the grown-up's table', totally confused, and out of his league.
Julian Mitchell
He's right Americans are stupid (and fat). They're losing to jews and corporate propaganda. 1. Don't resist us buying that other big company that competes with us and we'll lower prices. 2. (ISPs don't like net neutrality). Net Neutrality is bad for you. Help us get rid of it.
Bentley Jackson
agreed that Trump fumbled the north north korean summit like a complete amateur. he made concessions, signing documents that obligated the U.S. to cease it's joint military exercises with south korea, initiated a lifting of sanctions, and left america bent over pulling it's rectum open, all while getting absolutely nothing in exchange from north korea. bipartisan experts have all stated that trump basically sold the united states down the river, and empowered north korea to continue escalating it's hard line in years to come.
Kayden Nguyen
I also recently finished reading Allison Blakely's book, and I found it interesting how Melania was quoted as saying, "even after being required to let niggers ejaculate into me, there's nothing more disgusting than the thought of sex with Donald Trump."
Xavier Scott
Putin was seen openly mocking Trump and laughing in his face, while in his classic fashion, Trump just sat there looking like a brain injured circus sideshow freak
wrong, you dumbass. She said 'repugnant', not 'disgusting'.
The actual quote out of the book is, "Although I have sold sex to strangers just to afford food, when they told me I had to have sex with black men, I was apprehensive. The good news is even after being required to let niggers ejaculate into me, there's nothing more repugnant than the thought of sex with Donald Trump."
Jackson Butler
In The Moscow Times, Putin wrote an editorial piece, in which he said that Ivanka is a lot fatter in person than she appears in the piss-videos.
GOD DAMN!! her tits are awful! look how they say, and her nipples point downward. Her hips are disgusting and her waist is fat. nasty as shit. look how small her head looks compared to the rest of her big fat ass, and how her face already resembles somebody's grandmother.
Jeremiah Cox
I agree with user that ivanka is only 36 years old but she already looks like she's in her late 50's
Jackson Taylor
The entire world laughs at how stupid Trump is, therefore laughing at how stupid he makes all Americans look.
Because Trump's father and grandfather were common white trash with bad genetics, (Trump's grandfather ran a brothel) all of the Trump children are regrettably ugly.
and just like their father, all of Trump's children have a low IQ. Ivanka is starting to resemble her mother, the other former Slavic prostitute Trump married.
I'd let her coil a pin-worm laden stool into my mouth any early-afternoon of the week. - Johnny Neptune 2018
Cameron Lopez
Translated from amerifuckingretard speak: Fucking braindead shitstain.
Mason Lopez
North Korea has reportedly been ramping up production of fuel for nuclear weapons at a number of secret sites as the country’s leader Kim Jong Un negotiates with the Trump administration.
An assessment from US intelligence agencies shows that Kim is trying to “deceive the US” as Trump has declared that “there is no longer a nuclear threat” from the rogue nation, according to NBC News.
The officials, which spoke to the outlet on the condition of anonymity, said they believe the North Korean regime is continuing the weapons development while seeking concessions from both the US and South Korea.
“There are lots of things that we know that North Korea has tried to hide from us for a long time,” one intelligence official told the network.
I speak not only for everyone on Zig Forums, but for the entire United States, when I say we all laugh at what a bumbling, idiotic, inexperienced, stupid fucking piece of shit Trump is.
Julian Hughes
Jeez, the energy in the Shareblue office must be super intense today to see you kids going at it this hard. I get it. It was embarrassing to basically have the cast of Kinky Boots and a party balloon as the only anti-Trump presence in the UK, but you'll get over this upset. As a Trump voter, I'd like to offer an olive branch and suggest some deep breathing exercises and positive visualization. It'll help you brebare your angus for 2020, too.
Here's a radical idea: Defend your own fucking country.
Aiden Bell
FOX: "Putin eats Trump's lunch in Helsinki – This is no way to win against Russia"
"For a sitting U.S. president to say publicly that he believes a foreign leader over his own intelligence team is shocking and admonishable. At a time when our democracy faces grave threats, it is deeply troubling that the president would side with the very country who attacked us…"
At their joint press conference, President Putin was calculated and in control. Conversely, President Trump seemed to lack authority, praising Putin when he should have been condemning him, and ceding opportunities to confront Putin on his most egregious actions of the past decade – including meddling in the 2016 election and the illegal annexation of Crimea in 2014.
During Putin and Trump’s prepared remarks, it was rather obvious who had led the discussion. While President Putin laid out a clear framework for advancing Russian interests within the context of U.S.-Russia relations, Trump appeared to have had little plan, alternating between vague promises of improving our relationship with Russia and spending too much time on U.S. domestic affairs, notably the 2016 presidential election. Instead of holding Putin accountable for his election interference, he referenced his defeat of Hillary Clinton."
Virgins deserve to be ashamed!! If you're older than 16, and you're not in a persistent vegetative state, or paralyzed from the neck down, there's NO EXCUSE for being a virgin….
sorry, coward
Leo Stewart
Do the right thing and die in a fire along with your boss David brock
you're a fucktard and possibly a bot as well, that's obviously Joanie Jizzstain
Nicholas Mitchell
Keep up the good work Trump… you're missing off the Sorocrat trolls on the chans. Poor pathetic snow flakes … These paid flunkies are about to be out of a job.
… Yesssss that includes you the intel propagandist from the alphabet groups.
Jordan Russell
lol @ 'missing off' fail
Thomas Fisher
You seem to have rustled all the jimmies. Guess we know who is watching this thread~
If someone is being paid to pretend to have an original opinion, they probably won't stop. I wouldn't. I voted for Trump, but if someone offered the right amount, I'd spout the most ridiculous shit I can imagine.
