FL. man faked his suicide to look like a murder using a balloon

So basically, all you need to do to stage the perfect murder, is convince your victim to order a weather balloon in advance of the killing?

Consuela the cleaner beaner

Or, just know their email address and then buy the balloon with ebay guest checkout using their address

thank me later

superglue gives it away

Not bad, but got to get the fall guy's prints on the handle

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To clarify, by middle, I mean the middle of the 4 lanes as you attempt to cross