The Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki Police on Saturday arrested 34-year-old Yoshiyuki Yoshida for accidentally killing his 46-year-old co-worker Akio Ishimaru.
According to the police and other sources, Yoshida and the victim both worked at an industrial equipment manufacturing plant in Ibaraki Tsukuba City. At round 5pm on July 13, during a break, the two were apparently clowning around when Yoshida jokingly took an air compressor on the site and poked Ishimaru between the buttocks with it, injecting a blast of lethal wind deep into the victim’s body.
A few minutes later, Ishimaru begin to complain that he felt unwell. A colleague called emergency services, which dispatched an ambulance to the scene. Although Ishimaru was swiftly transported to hospital, he did not survive the indignity he had suffered.
Yoshida has confessed, and now faces charges of assault resulting in death. “I just did it as a prank,” Yoshida told police. “I didn’t think he could possibly die from that.”
According to a spokesman at the Ryugasaki Police Department, “It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind. The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”
I didn't know you can die this way. You live you learn.
Nicholas Powell
I actually witnessed this happen in shop class my sophomore year in high school. One of my classmates blasted another classmate in the ass with compressed air through his jeans, and the kid died a week later. It blew out his intestine and spread shit around in his abdominal cavity. They tried surgery but the damage from the poisonous shit inside was too extensive. The kid who did it was removed from school. I don't know what happened to him. On a related note, we used to stick finishing nails into the compressor nozzle and shoot them across the shop at each other too. I've heard of people being blinded this way. Don't do it.
Caleb Parker
Faggots like these japs and are why schools and workplaces are run like prisons.
Easton Hernandez
That makes it sound like he comitted seppuku.
Ryder Williams
Seppuku is killing yourself to restore honor, not dying in incredibly hilarious ways.
Hunter Wood
I thought he killed himself because of the dishonour of getting blasted up the ass with air.
Dylan Nelson
I didn't catch that, sorry
James Adams
It's just a prank bro!
Julian Brown
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Caleb Wilson
They say getting anally wind raped to death by your co-worker is one of the worst ways to go.
Justin Martinez
Anothet easily preventable looney tunes related death.
Austin Rogers
….so in other words, he did what Neptune does to you guys every day….
not news
John Reed
I wonder if he could have survived if his rectum was blocked somehow. Would be ironic if a faggot could survive this by wearing a buttplug.
James Bailey
Pick one.
Robert Mitchell
what about industrial grade dildos?
Carter Russell
Or by keeping someones dick up your ass like
seems to be doing
Bentley Stewart
Who? He's failed at tearing Zig Forums apart anyhow
Jason Bennett
yeah but unexpected/10
Sebastian Clark
Compressed air is at 100s of PSI for household compressors this guy got his shit blown out with a shop compressor no telling what flow.
Are you seriously defending an idiot that shot nails at people? Besides he wasn't saying "everyone's dumb but me." He was basically saying "A few bad apples ruin life for the rest of us."
Zachary Harris
I've never seen him say he intended on 'tearing anything apart'. his stated intention was to make it more and more frustrating for us.
Gavin Hill
>DIVINE WIND TOP KEK
Noah Myers
ummmmm…k?
Isaiah Reyes
Ban assault compressors. We need compressor control NOW!
you took the words right out of my mouth. being a long time ago regularly in this ocean of failure is nothing to brag about.
nice tiara, princess. I guess your mommy paid for it along with everything else her little girl needs, right? and regarding masturbation, trust me when I say that we all, along with your mommy, realize the true secret reason why you've never had sex before.
Adrian Brooks
the pinnacle of your existence: 20 minutes ago when you admitted that you're a homosexual
Parker Stewart
your mom is so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went DOWN!!! KEK
Exactly what are the hazards of using compressed air for blow-off?
Unfortunately, horseplay has been a cause of some serious workplace accidents caused by individuals not aware of the hazards of compressed air, or proper work procedures.
Jayden Parker
It's not polite for you to do 'hetero shaming' practices in here.
Xavier Ortiz
Luckily for me, there is fuckall moderation in here, so you can't stop me from posting all the gay shit :^)
