Tax Evader Jim Watkins has announced that the employees at The Goldwater won't be receiving cash bonuses this year. Instead, he is giving them their 'bonuses' in the form of GASOLINE AND BULLETS.
The staff at The Goldwater are all illiterate' amateurs with no experience in journalism, and no college degrees, who have no right to call themselves 'reporters'. None of them were qualified to get jobs at Walmart, and they were all so desperate for money that they didn't complain about getting paid less than minimum wage by Jim Watkins.
Goldwater employee 'Major Burdock' was quoted as saying, "I'm so stupid I don't know how to spell the word skies properly, and I have been spelling it sky's in my news articles. Maybe I should have finished high school."
The employees of The Goldwater were vulnerable because of their lack of money and their inability to get hired anywhere else, so Jim Watkins knew he could take advantage of them, and schlep out of paying them a 'bonus'.
In fact, The Goldwater staff didn't complain or when they found out they were receiving money for the bonus this year, and instead would be receiving gasoline and bullets as a consolation prize. Some of them even bragged about it, claiming it was a great idea.
If they wanted gasoline and bullets, they could purchase it for themselves with their yearly bonus money, but they're going to have a hard time feeding themselves and paying bills with gasoline and bullets. And while the staff are getting ripped off by Jim, he's spending cash money, paying Diana Prints for sexual services.
Jim Watkins, who fled the United States to avoid federal tax evasion prosecution, is a cheap worthless fat son of a bitch with really, really disgusting gynecomastia. Watkins' breasts are disturbingly large, and he wears a girdle underneath his T-shirt when he performs creepy amateur yoga techniques.
LOL @ GASOLINE AND BULLETS!!! the desperation is real.
