Worms frozen in permafrost for up to 42,000 years come back to life

The roundworms from two areas of Siberia came back to life in Petri dishes, says a new scientific study.

‘We have obtained the first data demonstrating the capability of multicellular organisms for longterm cryobiosis in permafrost deposits of the Arctic,’ states a report from Russian scientists from four institutions in collaboration with Princetown University.

Some 300 prehistoric worms were analysed - and two ‘were shown to contain viable nematodes’.

‘After being defrosted, the nematodes showed signs of life,’ said a report today from Yakutia, the area where the worms were found.

‘They started moving and eating.’

One worm came from an ancient squirrel burrow in a permafrost wall of the Duvanny Yar outcrop in the lower reaches of the Kolyma River - close to the site of Pleistocene Park which is seeking to recreate the Arctic habitat of the extinct woolly mammoth, according to the scientific article published in Doklady Biological Sciences this week.

This is around 32,000 years old.

Another was found in permafrost near Alazeya River in 2015, and is around 41,700 years old.

Currently the nematodes are the oldest living animals on the planet.
The worms came back to life in a laboratory at The Institute of Physico-Chemical and Biological Problems of Soil Science in Moscow region.

The scientists say: “Our data demonstrate the ability of multicellular organisms to survive long-term (tens of thousands of years) cryobiosis under the conditions of natural cryoconservation.

'It is obvious that this ability suggests that the Pleistocene nematodes have some adaptive mechanisms that may be of scientific and practical importance for the related fields of science, such as cryomedicine, cryobiology, and astrobiology.”


siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/worms-frozen-in-permafrost-for-up-to-42000-years-come-back-to-life/

They are both believed to be female.

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hmmm

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The question is…can we weaponize them?

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Well what do you know? Cryonics works!

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haha shit

all these things we had to worry about but now there's not one but two roundworms terrorising the planet smh

cryogenesis and cryostasis are both existing concepts, but you invented a third "hunka chunka cheesemosis" to distinguish your shitty microbial science from a walt disney scam because you're perpetually salty about having to always explain your chosen field in permafrost research to people who tell you things like "why didn't you just study medicine?"

yeah sure buddy

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So Hillary Clinton is no longer the oldest living thing?

Fuck is your problem? He's using language correctly, which is something politicians, journalism majors, and SJWs hate.
Here's a technical term for you. "Sodomite" As in, "YOU are a Sodomite." As in, "you are a catcher and not a pitcher."

It's time to unleash the natural forces of the ancient world upon humanity once more.

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t. too retarded to use a search engine

Linking this to the frozen lake on Mars treads should induce a fair amount of nerd-sperging.
Nothing pisses off Science pubs like like a bunch of dorito addicts who only read headlines and then flood normie media.

Soon

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insert your own joke
using Jim's penis as
the punchline

I'm always satisfied when at least one person of avg or above perspicacity answers my posts.

As for the rest of you

pick up that shovel

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lantern jawed man

i will punch yor face in with carbon fiber muscles

Global warming won't kill us… but the worms will.

Did you remove this post. mod?

X-files worms invade brain

If so. I will fuck yor pansy anus.


WHY

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yA, YOU REMOVED IT

No other explaination.

I will be contacting codemonkey to say how the Zig Forums mod is mentally ill

There was an X-Files episode about this.

They warned us!

Johnny negroid, you don't have to pretend you are smart.

Fuck off back to reddit, you subhuman filth.

speaking of pretending to be smart:

this is the first post I've created in this stupid thread

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Perfect opportunity to research how they manage to cope with the microfauna and bacteria which have changed much over the last 40,000 years. Might give us insights how we could deal with alien germs.

There are two books (Who Goes There, At the Mountains of Madness), radio dramas of both those books, a Metallica video (All Nightmare Long), at least one X-files ep and two movies (The Thing, the one with the memory libraries and assweasels) about why this is a fucking phenomenally bugfuck retarded idea. And that's not counting Adam and GWAR because they were accidental/not worms.

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I bet even these scientists can't bring Andy's cock back to lif\e

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