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LOCKMART REVEALS NEW F-21 FIGHTER ONLY FOR INDIA

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Good for them, I guess. It's wait and see how good or shit it will be now. It will probably give them an edge over the chinks tbh, since it's almost entirely going to be Western tech anyway.
Lockheed's own flight simulator looks neat.

What will it look and smell like?

In other words: Lockheeb found a new country to extort, and it's the government which has a collective lower IQ than and about forty times the daily bowel movements of a particularly retarded ant.

I imagine that hygiene will be the hardest design problem for them to solve. The first iteration will have a toilet with an eternally broken and needlessly complex plunging system, and the Indian's shit will feed into the fuel lines. After that doesn't work, they'll add a digital interface for the toilet.

That's actually ingenius and could increase the range of the plane by a fair margin though the engine exhaust color and smell could compromise its stealth.
Does Poo make for a good liquid cooling solution?

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Why not collect it in a specialised tank and have the pilot fly low over the enemy to spray it out as a biological/psychological weapon?

So the Kfir?

So basically an F-16 with what appear to be large, internal fuel tanks on the shoulders of the fuselage?

Those are the shit tanks.

Last I looked Indian manufacturing is a giant fucking disaster that makes the Chinese look good.

How do their "indigenous" fighter aircraft compare to those of the bugman hive?

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This is unironically the most brilliant British military concept since the invention of tanks.

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Not really. I think that the main problem is going to be the brakes. Obviously with concrete runways you run into the problem of a certain buildup over time.
This buildup will make slowing down after touchdown a lot more difficult, so they will either have to use parachutes. But those will cause even more problems, mainly because they have to be folded properly and cleaned regularly.
Maybe it's just my inner maniac speaking, but I think RATOL might be appropriate.

Those are the standard CFTs that we've had since forever. Lockheeb uses them to pad the F-16's laughable full-load combat radius, but only Israel and Greece actually use them because they make the plane turn like an F-4.

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It's a bootlegged old Mirage like the kind Israel has been making for 50 years.
Except the poo have been trying to make them for 20 and when they issued the tender for single-engine light aircraft recently (that that F-21 is for) the poo made plane wasn't even on the contender list.

Note that since then they've scrapped the requirement of it being single-engine so I except Russia to get a 200 something order for MiG-35 as a "stopgap" until India becomes a superpower, like all their T-72 and T-90 are just "stopgaps" waiting for the Arjun.

Oh. That. Has anyone heard anything new about that disaster?

Think India will revive the Fulcrum?

Just imagine how much easier that would make things for their logistical corps. Aircraft crop dusting gear is cheap and simple enough that it wouldn't be a problem for a military budget or their engineering teams; also while the explosives are usually the cheapest part of a modern bomb it couldn't possibly be cheaper than something that every man on the airbase is producing themselves at least once a day. Hell, mix in their urine too to really max out the savings and efficiency improvements!

I mean, I know people shit a lot, but I don't think you would have enough to spread over a very large area unless you had stockpiles beforehand. Are they going to build septic tanks everywhere for this? Wouldn't that require them to actually poo innaloo?

Septic tanks might not be necessary if the Pilots+maintenance crew would just poo in the warhead prior to the mission.

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Why has no one thought of this before?

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MiG stated they were set up to produce 36 a year, Russia needs 160 (44 MiG-29SMT, 10 MiG-29UBT ~20 МiG-29K/UBs in service + ~100 older МiG-29s in reserve) India will buy the rest.

Since we're here, can we have a moment to demystify the F-22? Was it what the hype said it was or was it the same as other jets, but with a silly "stealth" feature that became useless?

F-22 still is the best fighter in existence. It was too big too fail, like the F-35 minus the hubris of attempting to violate physics.

That's a funny way to spell F-16. The F-22 was too brittle and too expensive. Sadly, if they had received more practical development and weren't only used as a marketing meme and later shelved, they probably would have been better.

Okay, I should have specified "best in combat performance", stealth-logistics are indeed a fucking nightmare, especially when you have scrapped the tooling.

Nice play. Lockheeb/hebe is gay because I'm sick of hearing about the Jews all the time. Sure they're an issue, but there are plenty of other issues no one pays attention to, and there appears to be an alarming number of anons who genuinely believe non-dark-skinned non-mainland-Oriental non-Jews can do no wrong, and if they do they're [insert buzzword here].

YES
Also, how do chinks in villages behave, besides cheating each other? From what I can tell, the bugmen shit comes from how they behave in the cities, but that's typical city behavior (Mouse Utopia); also, muh bystander's bias.

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Poland and possibly others use them too.

more like kaffir badum tiss

Are you implying there's something wrong with our airforce, user?

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I thought Greece is Orthodox?!

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Imagine living in a country that barely manages to evade the Malthusian trap and still feels the need to LARP as a high-tech superpower.

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Greece is Orthodox, but those Greeks who love little boys are honorary Catholics.

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Christ-chan is orthodox too user!

I only love little girls

Fugging ebin :DDDDDD

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But then why the Catholic cross?

And they will make it in China and it will become China tech

It's just a way to get American weapons systems in the door. No American plane is going to be capable of interfacing with foreign equipment, which means India will have to buy everything from flight suits to ordnance and even FUEL from America. Also eventually the cannon will trickle down into some ground vehicle, and then why not just buy surplus bradleys? Before you know it entire India needs America just to stay afloat.
Just look at all Western nations. We used to have our own armies and production lines until America sold us a fucking rifle. Now we literally can't produce anything, we have to buy 100% of equipment (or at least tooling) from America.

Global fucking parasite.

It's a "tank" with a vespa engine and a giant hole in front armor, it wouldn't even qualify for WWII.


F-22 is pretty garbage, but it's better than F-35. In fact it's the best 'stealth' fighter in the world, but that doesn't mean much since stealth fighters take an instant hit on performance, price, maintenance, deployability, reliability, etc…

F-22 had a good frame though, it could have been easily fixed before they destroyed the tooling to prevent the enemy from getting it prevent America from building a stealth fighter that was less overpriced.

In fact survivability itself is a meme. It takes 5 million dollars to train a fat civilian into a high speed low drag fighter pilot. Obviously in WWII when planes were about 1.5 million dollars (adjusted) the pilot was the most important component, and risking the mission and the airframe to save a pilot made sense.
But even immediately after WWII the jets that came out cost like 10 million (adjusted) and today we have 100 million dollar planes. The pilot isn't the most expensive component, it no longer makes sense to degrade mission capability or the airframe to save a fucking pilot.
This is the main reason why stealth is a fucking joke, this is why the F-35 carries around customer flags as "kill" markings. An F-22 wing plus pilot training cost lumped in can be used to train 1000 pilots and build 1000 airframes with similar raw performance supersonic, 20km altitude, 6xMedium missiles or 2x1000lb bomb just by removing the stealth angle, and losing a few hundred of them to complete a mission is actually a good payoff.

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Which is exactly why Indian generals doesn't want anything US made for first line duty.
The only reason they picked Rafale as medium fighter is because the french companies violated the embargoes during the time India was doing nuke tests.
The whole Mistral thing killed any of the cold war clout the french arms industry (that prided itself in being absolutely neutral IE "even if our missiles are used to sink our allies ships it's not our problem, we sell very good CIWS too") had left which is the reason the Rafale deal is falling through.

Is it still the same tech if you replace titanium alloys with pig iron and RAM with nylon, plywood and rust?

This as fuck. Mikoyan and Saab are the only companies doing actual exports instead of trying to enforce drug dealer monopolistic tactics on costumers.

Except it's the opposite.
China produce 50% of the planet titanium and 25% of the electronics.
The US makes 0% and 5% respectively.

I agree.

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Is that counting parts manufactured abroad but "assembled" in China?

Disparaging stealth is also a meme. Not a stealth fan myself, since it requires at least moderate aerodynamic compromises but I am in the camp of thought of "wherever you can use RAM instead of conventional metal materials parts you should do it" since turbofans fundamentally aren't appropriate for speeds over mach 2.2 and since supersonic fighters never intended to be cheap ever since onboard radar and avionics became a thing and missiles became the primary weapon.

Genocide the Chinese and occupy their lands then, problem solved.

There really isn't anything worth to occupy there. Do you want to spend years upon years decontaminating land that is maybe 1/10th of what European/North American soil is like?

The same way that peasants everywhere have always behaved, whether they earn their crust in a field or a factory. They don't give much of a shit about the politics, they just want to keep them and theirs in decent working order. They'll follow the party for as long as that's the easier path to keeping a roof over their heads and food in front of their children. Remember that even with all the wealth China has gotten hold of in the last few decades for the majority of their population it has no more effect on their lives than the weather on Venus.

If you look at their history then China has lurched from one unstable shithole to the next (kind of like Europe; but without the art, philosophy, music, military development, heroes, or decent alcohol), the government there is amping up the repression but even the most patriotic party man should be able to read the writing on the wall by now. WW3 is exactly the kind of thing that would shatter the current establishment in China and lead to their next revolution may God help them.

it's turned their weather into the atmosphere from Venus though.

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It's not quite hot enough yet. What if China's pollution is a preemptive defensive measure, intended to force invading armies to wear full chemical warfare gear and thus reducing their performance.

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Spaceballs was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy.

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Fuck this gay earth

FFS don't even mention that, saddest story of the 21st century so far.

If it makes you feel any better those clothes were probably picked by their parents.

Explain please. Are you talking about the MANPADS? I know little about MANPADS, but we do have a few of those. No idea how good they are.

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Wasn't it already destroyed by Thatcher getting the disarm codes for Exocet during the Falklands?

I hope their economy fucks up and they can't sustain their facade of a nation. "China" or Chung-Hwa is absolutely a failed utopian and unclear ideal (the ancient idea that China is at the centre of the world and the further you are from China, the more barbaric the people are) that needs to be relegated to the history books. Picrel is how it should look; it's too bad that the Chicoms genocided a whole bunch of ethnic centres and are actively trying to destroy the Uighurs and Tibetians. They're invading everywhere with Han, the equivalent of a Muttmerican in Asia.

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Let me add that I don't give a rat's arse about what happens to muslims or their tendency to fuck boys and goats, but every group of people who are distinct in history, culture, ethnicity, and most importantly race should be allowed to rule themselves and remain to themselves. I follow a basic principle where I don't harm you if you don't harm me, and vice versa, but if you hurt me and continue to do so I'll fuck your shit up until you can't harm me ever again.

He's talking about the Mistral-class LHDs.
>(((Hollande))) administration enters office, immediately cancels the deal because muh six trillion Crimeans

Personally I don't see how ethnostates would ever work without some sort of white apartheid at least loosely ruling over them. It's same sort of libertarian or communist idea of 'well people will finally be happy and not attack each other if x perfect ideal'. No, blacks aren't going to just leave Europe in peace if we close off Africa and tell them not to, neither will dunecoons.

That's why you kill them when they try. You're trying to imagine a nation which has no duty to defend itself, and there is no such thing. Danger will always exist, and every society should always be armed and wary of its competitors. You are not their police or their babysitter, you shouldn't waste valuable time and resources trying to be their emperor. Just deter them from starting shit with you and peace will follow. Nobody is going to antagonise a group that they know will curbstomp them without hesitation if the bear is poked.

It doesn't require a global enforcement arm, just the invaded/occupied countries unfucking themselves and breaking out the bombers.

It's a double-edge sword, see Algeria.

Algeria islamic revolution against the french just means a shitload more algerians in France.

No, there needs to be race-conscious social policy, and none of that "I make ya country good, so you don't invade me" crap, that's not how shit works.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Everyone deserves a homeland, Strelok. Nationalism goes both ways.

With an independent Tibet I could see a Buddhist revitalization in the region. And if they replaced their mohamedan religion with something else, then they'd be just a garden variety of Eurasian nomads.

Eh go fuck yourself, your nation literally chose to be irrelevant cucks despite being #5 in the world by nuke arsenal and military tech. Literally could have been a great power by 2050 but you chose to piss it all away willingly, knowing the choice you were making.

Canada at least never had a choice.

Kazakhstan exists for a reason. No point in letting roaches roach on rightful Tocharian clay.

It's a good band though, both of the singles they've released so far have been rather fun.

Imagine being this ignorant you don't know that denuclearization of all the post-soviet countries except russia was an American-European consensus and started well before the 1994 - specifically, (((you))) all forced us to include that paragraph into the 1990 Declaration of State Sovereignty. (Usual sage for offtopic)

NOBODY CAN FUCKING FORCE YOU TO DO ANYTHING IF YOU HAVE NUKES YOU GIANT FUCKING MORON

You had the HIGHEST freedom a nation state can guarantee for itself and its cultural existence into the future ON YOUR TONGUE but you refused to taste it.

Not if the other guy(s) have more nukes and is in a better position to utilize them effectively.

That said

Yet another case where civilians blame civilians for the fault of da guberment.

Being the world's biggest treasury for every president, dictator, globalist wire fraudster/kike etc. through sheer force of fence sitting also helps.

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Ok lol.

Both elected representatives and communist revolutions are a direct consequence of the population's poor choices and conscious neglect.

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You can stay, Carlos.

Communists push the votes.

Either ways, yes, it's clear the populace do not make good choices.

Government should be lead by a leader/king, supported by a cadre of morally just and ethical men (no women), and absolute no foreigners/merchant/JEWS.

A fellow traditionalist monarchist?

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Yes.

Monarchism is clearly the government type that makes the most sense and lasts the longest.

What about direct Monarchism?
E.g. Switzerland but with unelected Nobility instead of elected Representatives for the purpose of uplifting morale by giving the people leaders with a long history to rally behind instead of random fat cucks that change every few years.
Would that work?

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Do you mean direct elective monarchism or some shit?

Again, I'm just tired of all the election shit to this point, there should be proper succession laws so that the king can raise a new king, rather than some politician being elected into one.

No, no elections.
Just take the legislative part of Swiss Democracy (Representatives can't do shit other than suck dick implement laws without majority approval by the people, also DIY referendums) but have the Representatives be unelected Nobility with traditional laws of succession to eliminate election bloat and other gay cronyism associated with current age Democracies.

How do we make sure the new leaders aren't kikes, commies and traitors?

Even if they're kikes it's much, much harder to continously jew the people when they ultimately decide which proposal becomes law, if any.
They and other members of the nobility may also experience discontent if the kike in charge fails to pass any of his law proposals for the 50th time in a row while his people just successfully passed another anti-semitic referendum further hardening immigration and anti-usury laws in the domain, worse yet that lowly ethno-aristocrat from the countryside is said to have helped them draft it and is now gaining favors amid some of the administration.

And thank god for it because everyone knows full well what you will have done with them: AKA selling them to the highest bidder.
The US, while they still had a brain, swept in with their infinite checkbook and BOUGHT THEM FROM YOUR POLITICIANS.

Stop pretending anything else happened and playing the victim you fucking Khazar.

No, it just doesn't work. If you nuked Ukraine and they just detonated their 700 nukes on the ground, it would make Eurasia uninhabitable, they don't need to deliver shit. Even if they sold a dozen of them to a terrorist group it would collapse your countries economy as investors get the fuck out. Not to mention how easy it would be to smuggle one in across Canadian or Mexican border. No nuclear nation will ever be attacked, genocided, exterminated, split between other nations, or even oppressed.

Nuclear weapons mean you nation gets to live forever, others may rise and fall, but you'll always be there because it makes you unkillable. There's a reason North Korea fucking did it.
Ukrainians are fucking retatrded, I'm ashamed to be 1/2 Ukrainian and I'm glad my mom decided to escape that hellhole and blandaupp with a german.


Speechless because the knowledge is finally penetrating your thick skull?

The only thing that can penetrate a Ukrainian's skull is a hammer or a bullet

The Ukrainian front was a mistake, the Wehrmacht should've attacked from Iran.

Problem is that such a traditional monarchy (with the ruler being head of both the religious and the profane elite) would had to be built on a strong religious and militaristic foundation. Which is nigh impossible, given the secular nature of modern Europe. And where do you put the workers in this new society? They certainly cannot be part of either the clergy or the nobility, but they are not peasants either since them not working on the fields.

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You want a rock pick, preferably one forged from one piece.

That would require Germany winning the North African front.

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