Summer's Here, and the time is right for dancin' in the streets of Zig Forums, but several guests have complained about a bump in the road that has scuffed their dancing shoes.
They'll be minding their own Zig Forums business, enjoying their Zig Forums Imageboard Culture, when out of nowhere, with no warning, suddenly a 'Big Meanie' appears, and starts making their Zig Forums experience 'less than ideal'….
Many people suspect this is the work of just one man, while others have heard rumors that it's actually a team of highly trained subversive Anti-Chan Troublemakers who are causing all of the irritating chaos and pandemonium.
Here's how to spot the intruder: -he has no respect for our culture -he hates video games -he says anime is for faggots -he is rude -he refuses to stop -he thinks the Goldwater sucks -he thinks Zig Forums sucks -he insults Trump -he uses PicsArt to further irritate you
if you see anybody matching this description, please report him immediately
I take his spam over namefags any day of the week. Also props to whoever makes all those smiling convicts shops…we should make a gallery for those.
William Nguyen
He's a cancer
Brandon Baker
>only fucks with the Zig Forumsigger and (((newsplus))) boards Wow the whole site is completely fucked. Curse you Johnny nigturd. Please don't fuck with Zig Forums, it's the last bastion against you.
Parker Peterson
come to a "free speech" image board but can't handle trolls. You want your own safe space too? Wait a mi….
Johnny, you made this thread didn't you?
Matthew Harris
B-b-but I thought cancer was a crab. and I LOVE Crabposting!
fair enough Meh. I could see not partaking. But hating them? Are you sure that's the right word? It is though. Rude? On an imageboard? The unmitigated gall! Report & hide. It's that easy. Are you shitting me? you're trying to tell me it doesn't? Have you looked around lately? I didn't know he was going that far. This is just too much to bear. wat
I've always assumed he selects certain boards one at a time, wipes his feces all along the walls, urinates into the refrigerator, breaks all the furniture, then moves on to another board
Gabriel Rivera
you tried on /tv/ and got BTFO andrew, come try again, we need another lolcow to milk since truthseeker is gone for good
Well I mean he's been here for quite a while. Zig Forums just doesn't give a shit while spammers on /newspus/ stay up for days on end.
Andrew Campbell
>tfw he doesn't know the board vol thinks /intl/ was right
James Clark
You gotta wonder how much of an lolcow Andrew is that he sperges every time someone so much as implies he's a virgin or he's gay, calls out anons for their hobbies, and yet wastes countless hours shitposting on a Taiwanese box-cutting line.
Thanks, vol, for the bumplock! If you hadn't anchored this thread I would feel compelled to continue posting in it until Johnny Neptune shows up..
Leo Gray
you, my good sir…..
are a douchebag
Elijah Campbell
And there he is – right on cue!
Cooper Powell
lol I've been busy
Benjamin Watson
I couldn't give any less of a fuck about a bump lock…..
But then again I couldn't give any less of a fuck about anything right now….
Tomorrow I'm going to be making a big decision, and my mind is still isn't completely made up
It's a 50-50 thing right now, and it has a lot to do with what the universe tells me in the next 24 hours
I've got really bad indigestion right now, and a million things on my mind… I'm playing with the kitten and I'm completely distracted right now. Thinking about possibly inducing vomiting to try to minimize this world class case of gastro indigestion…
I might even go get some Tums
Josiah Clark
Hahaha
This was THE BEST THREAD in history
Luis Morgan
Anime is for faggots. I cant believe you people dont see how effeminate it is.
