If you travelled back to 2002 and told the world that there would one day be a television programme about the continued adventures of Jean-Luc Picard, chances are you’d get a smack in the mouth. By 2002, Picard and the entire Star Trek: The Next Generation crew were a spent force. The four films to feature the TNG cast (Generations, First Contact, Insurrection and Nemesis) were hugely disappointing affairs; cheap, staid and targeted too squarely at a thin sliver of fanatics. It would take seven years and a radical overhaul of the franchise to make Star Trek anything like popular again. Picard, it was assumed, would die with Nemesis. Star Trek: Discovery review – a darker vision boldly goes into the future
How things change. Now there’s not only going to be a new Picard-centric Star Trek series, but people are actually looking forward to it. During the Las Vegas Star Trek Convention, it was announced that Patrick Stewart, Alex Kurtzman, Akiva Goldsman, Kirsten Beyer and Michael Chabon were teaming up to “tell the story of the next chapter of Picard’s life”. That’s a vague promise, but a rapturously received one nonetheless.
Well after STD gave everyone megaaids with levels of pozz never before thought possible they are trotting out picards weary corpse to return money on investing in pozz trek: the deep thrat goast fisting adventures of big black booty bitches.
Camden Brown
(((Hollywood))) doesn't have any original ideas anymore.
Tyler Wood
In this stupid photo, Patrick Stewart looks like Michael York in old age….
Everybody knows that video games turn you into a homosexual…..
But there is a revised list, regarding the pathway to homosexuality:
1: comic books 2: science fiction 3: Dungeons and Dragons 4: video games 5: Superhero movies 6: anime 7: imageboard culture 8: letting another man ejaculate into your mouth or butthole
Anybody who actually likes Star Trek, Star Wars, or any of the Marvel movies is a complete and utter homosexual
Diana's bright idea: >I know! Let's encourage Johnny Neptune to trollingly spam all the threads instead of allowing him to entertain himself in just one or two…….
Anybody who watches the Orville (or any of the other gay as shit Seth MacFarlane Productions) is a homosexual.
The fact that you would actually upload an image of the Orville proves that you'll never get any pussy.
And since you'll never get any pussy, you have no idea how they actually get pussy, and you have become completely unfamiliar with women, and uncomfortable with the concept of heterosexuality.
But you are very comfortable hanging around other guys who don't know anything about women either
Inherently meaning that you are homosexual, but you're just too cowardly to actually act on your homosexual urges
But you won't be afraid forever
Eventually, your desires will get the better of you, and you're going to end up letting other men empty their testicles into your mouth and up your shit hole
You're just a dormant homosexual
A dormant homosexual in the waiting, and while you wait, you watch the Orville…
I'll bet that you watch Family Guy and American Dad (or whatever that faggot show is called) and all of that other bullshit
Because you're a faggot
Gavin Reed
I like watching her pronounce the word "jizm" over and over.
Bentley Roberts
DISCLAIMER:
simply playing dungeons and dragons when you were a kid doesn't necessarily lead to homosexuality
Not unless you include the video games and Jean luc Picard worship
Nolan Lee
Lel! She does appear to be saying that if you keep watching the .gif.
Gavin Cooper
LOL @ JIZM
Connor Campbell
Why do they keep 404ing all your Johnny Neptune threads, Johnny! Someone actually probably reported the International Cat Day Kitty Cartel spam last night! What kind of cat hater would do that?
Jackson Evans
She'll love you long time, Johnny! Will probably never forget you. When it's all said and done, none of them will never know what actually happened here. Theories will abound, but no one will reach any 'real' conclusions.
I hired a team of digital imagery analysis experts from the jet propulsion laboratories to take a closer look at the back of that paper and see if they couldn't determine what Jim Watkins had written…..
They used the latest techniques, along with state-of-the-art filters to bring out the resolution of the message he had written on the other side of that paper….
As one of the JN Consortium Team Members, (and one of the most recent ones to have been hired) I refuse to accept a mere pay raise as a way of placating us, because we all know what happened to the actual staff at the Goldwater, and how now they spend their weekends standing in gas station parking lot trying to pawn 1 gallon at a time.
Colton Murphy
Eeyore is making me die laughing right now. I wish I'd taken a video. Then I could have turned it into a webm and posted it here. He was hanging out inside a big empty cardboard box on my bed. He then climbed up on the edge and tried to jump to the ottoman; but the box tipped over and he ended up falling ungracefully onto the floor right before the box fell on top of him. Now there is a big box crazily moving about on my living room floor, seemingly by itself!
Dominic Ross
Lol !!!…..
Speaking of cats, I've got some bad news….
Samuel Watson
He pays me in advance, a month at a time, in both Bitcoin and DASH. I stopped listening to his 'promises' a long time ago. Bitcoin & DASH show up on my wallet and I go to work – just the way it should be! It's s shame that Philip and 'The Major' don't know how to better negotiate. I think he mostly pays them in cum, with a small gasoline stipend.
Jayden Diaz
In a case of unironic irony, Jim's hero Trump's policies ended up ruining Jim's plan on having a 'hit' put out on JN by the Kitty Cartel
Patrick, like many other actors far removed from their previous humble lives have fried brains from living and being around the liberal, cancerous Hollywood.
Thomas Walker
lol he spelled a word wrong xD
Mason Ortiz
corect, and tha type of innatentiveness will not be tolerated.
Bentley Williams
Ooops… My bad
I meant 'innatenativitiness'
Wyatt Lee
is it possible to do a show with nuclear powered flying crafts that isn't M.I.C. brainwash material that targets our kids to turn them into homosexual killer slaves for the government?
James Baker
…….in a word, no
Hudson Clark
...
Ethan Lewis
Deep down i kind of felt that was the case.
William Diaz
Current-year TV shows
Jacob Carter
Pardon me while i go into my underground vault with the 100 Einstein clones in it and do some real science.
Since I was a child I always study the entertainment industry
While other people 'watched' television, i studied it, taking in the current state of the art in everything from the production, the lighting, the casting, the scripting, the production design (art direction) EVERYTHING….
same with commercials….
same with movies, music, art, EVERYTHING….
I stopped caring and studying a long time ago, when Hollywood stopped caring enough to create quality products.
I'm still continually keeping up with the state of the art regarding CGI, but I no longer study the CONTENT….
fuck them….
Jonathan Clark
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…
"LOLVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING"
but I'll be back later
Evan Butler
highly relevent
Charles Garcia
The downward scaling break in the song Fame by David Bowie, where it starts with a really high pitch, repeating fame fame fame fame fame fame fame all the way down to the lowest baritone pitch:
The high pitch was Yoko Ono, middle pitch was John Lennon, and the low pitch was David Bowie.
Parker Jones
These are the greatest posts I've ever read.
Landon Wood
Money for dope
Cameron Nguyen
And I never even mentioned the iodine around his eyes
Brayden Jenkins
i know how you feel. the industry feels totally corrupted and its just ran by greedy people who are terrible artists who copy and paste others ideas and then change them just enough so they don't have to pay the people they stole from. a fine example being Stan Lee with the Disney/Marvel movies.
Xavier Anderson
may as well post it. a fine song indeed. rest in peace Bowie
Asher Kelly
I painted an Elvis for Bowie during the Spiders From Mars tour.
He was super, super polite, and he fucking WORSHIPPED Elvis.
In fact, the song Gloden Years was written for Elvis, just like McCartney wrote Lady Madonna for him.
Austin Gray
When they started pumping out major motion pictures of The Beverly Hillbillies and The Brady Bunch, I lost my will to live
(but Christine Taylor was SO FUCKING HOT I actually watched that film)
Oliver Reyes
Money for rope
Daniel Watson
I would let Christine Taylor spray 'diahrroea' in my face just to examine the hole it squirted out of
Tyler Anderson
Watch media from other countries. Started doing this and realized how shitty western shit actually has gotten.
Jordan Morris
user Star Trek was HUUUUUUUGEEEEEEE dusring TNG, so huge it expanded into 2 more succesfull spinoffs with DS9 and Voyager THERE ARE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO SPEAK THE KLINGON LANGUAGE The only reason Star Trek didn't surpass Star Wars as the most profitable IP in history was cus Georgy boy was much better at jewing his fans with marketing than anyone involved in Star Trek i still remeber the days before the internet, back when conventions were still gathering places for people who shared a hobby who wanted to trade and learn about the new things commin out i remeber all the lone Storm Trooper, Siths and Jedys surrounded by a sea of Klingons, Vulcans, Cardasians and Borgs Star Wars was popular as that old cult film that every sci-fi fan had to watch as a rite of passage but it's popularity was not as alive as the Treeky popularity was back then, it was only after the prequels started coming out and when being a nerd became trendy that all the normal fags began to flash their "i love Star Wars" pins around while shitting on the prequels in a pathethic attempt to fit in with the trendy crowd and by then trekies were on their way out due to the series ending don't get me wrong Star Trek movies ranged form bad to meh and they may have flopped in the cinema but every single treekie under the sun bought the vhs, dvd and blue ray of the whole collection so shit as they were they most certainly were not unprofitable
i think that's a huge part of what killed my will to live too. that's what i get for watching tv i guess.
Tyler Turner
David was all ways a pretty class guy.
Benjamin Brooks
Jokes on you, I already have and have had my fill. I'd rather have a sex doll so I don't have to pretend and pander to an idiot woman's never ending nagging.
Mason Walker
Growing up I would play a game where I would try and cum on the TV screen whenever Wesley crusher appeared on screen
One man's 'fill' is another man's 'I said hello to a woman on an elevator one time'…..
Have I already mentioned that you're gay as shit?
Chase Harris
This is going to be awful. ST:TNG:SJWE is the only thing we'll see. Comics are dead, Star Wars is dead, Star Trek is dead. Video games are proving resistant though.
Jeremiah Campbell
There's an amazing new show called DISCONNECTING FROM TECHNOLOGY AND GOING OUT THERE IN THE REAL WORLD AND ENJOYING YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE THESE AREN'T YOUR PRIME YEARS AND ONE DAY YOU'RE GOING TO TURN AROUND AND REALIZE YOU LITERALLY FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET.
It has high points and low points, and occasionally the plot gets kind of boring, but then suddenly there will be twists and turns and it makes it all worthwhile.
I highly recommend it
Blake Thomas
Are you projecting because you got aids from sharing needles at your heroin parties?
Jordan Collins
No one wants to live your life. Especially if it results to being like you.
Aaron Mitchell
do you hear that 'whooshing' sound?
that's the sound of your life being wasted while other men your age are out there preparing for the weekend, excited about their upcoming date with the girl they met this week, and decided to stop being afraid of rejection, and simply start talking to her and ask her out on a date….
………and she said YES……….
(This is the part where you try to convince yourself that you've already had your fill with women, and they are beneath you, and you would rather spend the rest of your life with a plastic sex doll)
Evan Hughes
yet we all know that's not true… You wouldn't rather spend the rest of your life having sex with a plastic sex doll…….
Because you're gay….
You won't admit it to yourself But everybody else knows You're actually gay
And Star Trek had a lot to do with it
Carter Collins
Those parasites are really going to town on your brain huh buddy. Why are you getting butt blasted? Am I supposed to find a transient boomers words insulting?
Nathan Scott
I've wasted a lot of money on women. I've now decided I'd rather own a house than spending all my money on dinners at restaurants and trips to other countries. Call me gay if you want, your passive aggressive jew tactics don't work on me
Matthew Cooper
How come it doesn't work in reverse order? Are New York fashion model fags playing D&D after a sweaty jaunt down the cat walk?
Joshua Nelson
The real faggots are the queers who like Elvis and Bowie. They literally cannot stop sucking dick for drug money.
