Ouch?
Did she use those big old horse teeth on you, too?
Jim's New Plan To Save His Financially Failed Website
Lincoln Allen
Dylan Young
Hi kids ! Watkins Xerxes here. Please buy one of my cups.
Hell… I'll sell my girdle… I'll sell anything that's not nailed down.
I have been foolishly overspending on lavish bullshit like the condominium and abortions for Diana, and it's finally catching up with me.
Please help
Henry Hernandez
ANNOUNCING The Save The Goldwater Contest!!!
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO PARTICIPATE
Everybody is invited to come up with marketing ideas that will help save Jim bizarre website….
Everybody please tell us your best idea on how Jim can drum up some cash fast
Benjamin Ross
I'LL GO FIRST!!
Instead of trying to push his right-wing Trump agenda on everybody, he should appeal to the image board culture instead
He should reach out to Chris Chan, and get him to agree to participate in a lottery…
Where the highest bidder has Chris Chan come to their house and clean and cook for an entire weekend, wearing a dress
Alexander Perez
How about for $40, Diana will write a story about YOU on the Goldwater
John Powell
How about for $20, Major Burdock will give you a hand job while in a theatre watching the upcoming Venom movie?
Logan Morales
mashable.com
TODAY IS AUGUST 8TH, INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY
there's a great book called POUNCE that's worth looking at
Grayson Foster
That's an interesting theory you have there.
Zachary Morales
How about just shut that site down, Jim. I'm a news junkie. All I read all day long is news and politics and current events. The only time I click on a Newsplus or Goldwater link is completely by accident.
Gabriel Adams
Where can I buy one of these mugs from Jim?