How long until robotics become cheap enough so that we can have an army of these fuckers to fight against human opponents in mock battles for the Plebs' amusement, complete with paint/hair and clothes/armor, and potential human deaths?
How long until robotics become cheap enough so that we can have an army of these fuckers to fight against human...
Chase Ramirez
Jonathan Clark
The moment battery technology improves.
Ethan Phillips
Why not just plug them in and charge 'em up?
Jacob Phillips
The future is supercapacitors. Batteries can get fucked.
Chase Ortiz
Why bother when you're only going to get 48 seconds of run time?
Lincoln Price
About a decade or two after you can fuck them, probably. Mass production needs to happen first and mass production is most likely going through happen through sexbots. Then the government will get involved with assassin-honeytrap-bots. After those get declassified, the bloodsports can begin.
Nicholas Nguyen
Will we get militarized rape bots?
William Green
Wouldn't it be cheaper to use blacks?
Jackson Campbell
Yes, but they don't follow instructions as well and the media screeches about it when you do that.
Brandon Price
make them fight other robots instead
Owen Lopez
Warrior robots need a lot of power so probably will need the nuclear battery so they don’t need to recharge themselves during the wars.
Lucas Nguyen
War has changed.
Cameron Rogers
Also, I read somewhere that T-dolls can get knocked up. So that's really fucking neat.
Oliver Mitchell
/clang/ please go
Kayden Richardson
They don't have to be the best, I mean just look at star wars droids, mass produced, cheap, expendable.
Just needs some motors for movement, a programmable computer, and a decent enough battery pack to last for at least a couple days in between charges.
And then spam them at your enemy and watch as they shriek and hip fire in vain.
Grayson Rodriguez
>tfw no qt waifubot that's armed to the teeth and a weapons autist-
Colton Sanders
No but I want to fight with swords, but that's illegal, and I'll be bringing a knife to a gun fight so this is the next best option.
Otherwise, I was talking about mock battles, not 1v1 fights.
Would not fly.
Exactly. And as I said, for entertainment purposes, rather than warfare. I think some or many anons missed than, but I guess reddin iz 4 loosrz.
Colton Lopez
On a more serious note, wouldn't "female" robots that act sultry be a major psychological warfare mechanism? The soldiers will have a natural aversion to shooting women in the first place, but when you wipe out a platoon with your army of weaponized sex bots and the survivors have PTSD, they'll be unable to fuck their woman because seeing her naked will trigger flashbacks of the war. You could even equip them with those rape condoms or a similar mechanism so that if the enemy soldiers managed to "kill" one and try to fuck it, it could slice his dick off/mutilate it or something thus effectively taking him out of the combat zone if not outright killing him from blood loss. Since it's just a robot, you could even put a bomb inside it with a delayed reaction of a few days after power loss or a manual override if someone sticks their dick in it that sets it off and potentially wipes out a section of their base.
Isaac Flores
Is this a real thing?
Kevin Morris
Yes. It basically acts as a reverse feline penis in that instead of the penis causing the bloodletting, the vagina causes it.
Owen Taylor
Not for a very VERY long time. You see, machine vision is still in its total infancy. We simply do not have the computing power for a machine to identify things that don't look EXACTLY like what they are supposed to find. Pretty much any machine vision system will shit the bed if you turn on a light somewhere in the room and mess up the ambient lighting it was calibrated for because it won't even know what its looking at anymore.
Parker Davis
Most machines don't rely on vision, and those that do are constantly improving. That aside, if you're concerned about it hitting the wrong target, a frequency attached to your soldiers' wristwatch or something with an override to prevent attacking civilians would work far better.
Robert Brooks
Thanks doc
Ryan Reed
The "make your rapist into an enraged murderer" device
Michael Carter
Murdering a chick is the last thing I'm gonna be thinking about when my dick is bleeding and feels like someone just stabbed it, fam.
Mason Anderson
It would be the 2nd thing.
Robert Moore
They are stuck in range of your teeth
Eli Scott
Agree. people initially thought about making tanks and aircrafts by they didn't have batteries for them so idea was abandoned. FACT.
Landon White
Call me an idiot but I've never seen this German tank model before…
Connor Price
It ain't real like the rest of the picture.
Kevin Ward
Well I already read about this "Polish cavalry charging German tanks"-story being false, but I wanted to make sure.
Julian Lee
What happened?
Levi Barnes
It's the little known Gleichberechtigungspanzer 1. It came with random holes in the hull to equalize the chances of technologically challenged enemies, keeping the crew always within easy stabbing reach. Furthermore, after a certain amount of shots, the turret and main cannon would automatically move into a random position, to ensure no unfair advantage would be gained from superior aiming systems.
Initially, it was intended to be used in the African theater to ensure that the natives had a sporting chance, but this idea was quickly abandoned when everyone realized that feminists didn't exist yet.
The prototypes saw a short service during the initial assault on Poland, and were then, after being thoroughly cleaned of the blood and guts of their erstwhile operators, sold to Italy, where they were eventually used in the Egyptian campaign, where they vanished into the desert and were promptly forgotten.
Nolan Taylor
Poles didn't charge tanks, just soldiers.
Thomas Lopez
It's just polish high fantasy