Conflicting statements issued in Iran on Tuesday unveiled panic over the attack on two Saudi oil carriers in the Red Sea’s Bab El-Mandeb Strait last month.
Iranian media outlets quoted General Naser Shabani, a top official of Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), as saying that the regime had ordered the pro-Iran Ansar Allah (Houthi) militia in Yemen to attack the two tankers, and that it had carried out those orders.
However, hours after Shabani’s comments led to controversial reactions on social media, Fars news agency deleted the Iranian General’s quote about the order to attack the Saudi tankers.
Wait, Iran attacked SA's oil tankers? Am I being tricked?
Carson Russell
Shadow war kicks into hi gear. Pity those who went against the Don and civilization by siding w iran skitzo0os, maybe ms13 will rescue iran for them?And they wonder why trumps using ink n backdoor channels
Panicked over literally nothing. A tweet. People who use Twatter at all should be executed. Unless, of course, it is to troll. Our Lord & Saviour Trump only tweets to troll. Successful troll is successful.
Bentley James
Full House confirms Twitter as merely a trolling platform.
Connor Hill
A: You
Q: Who is retarded enough to format text like this?
Nolan Taylor
Huh? You mean by adding periods to each subsequent post so the post isn't discarded because a flood is detected? Maybe you are just too retarded to tell what Kitty Cartel user was doing.
Hunter James
This event took place TWO WEEKS AGO…..
and you're copying and pasting now WHY?
Also, you are so stupid that you weren't even thorough enough to find out the Iranians shot a 3-foot hole into the side of one of the Saudi tankers, and if the whole hadn't been slightly bigger it would have been the largest oil spill in history….
You're a fucking idiot
Cameron Roberts
This thread has a whole bunch of Saudi Tanker
And barely any KITTY CAT CARTEL MEMBERS
and that's unacceptable
Levi Martin
Does this even vaguely meet the kitty cartel criteria?
At least I made it easy this time and only used one IP. Except for this post, which you could be nice enough to leave. I mean, you like pussies, donchya?
If you find yourself wanting to report the Kitty Cartel as spam, just think twice. It might be more effective to just kys.
Luke Hernandez
Hahahahaha
Xavier Rogers
I was really interested in your thread, because I'm a huge fan of Iranian improprieties regarding Saudi oil tankers, and everything seemed to be going smoothly, until you went off on some crazy tangent about cats in sombreros and women with horse teeth.
No offense, but you seem to be all over the place right now. Maybe you should just take a break for a little while and try to regain your senses. Perhaps some breathing techniques might help.
Woah, i thought i would never see a properly formatted post by JN.
Juan Perry
trust me
you still haven't
Wyatt Russell
Sorry, Full House, but that wasn't Johnny.
Camden Martin
I'm still furious about me being the only one who
seems to know how to format the way it should be done
Ayden James
by the way, lol@full house
Jace Gutierrez
The Kitty Cartel is on an anti-Johnny crusade right now. Persians LOVE Crusades! See muh PicsArt does not mean JN, any more than American guns in the hands of the cartel means Americans. Don't worry, Johnny Neptune is already on our 'To Do List'.
Aiden Anderson
technically, both Mexicans and Canadians are Americans too. They all live on the American continent. But the Kitty Cartel is worldwide, motherfuckers!
I've heard that Jim wants to impress Diana, so he's gonna hire a couple Kitty Cartel members to find Neptune and spray on his sofa
Jason Bell
It was all Diana's idea. "Diana's Bright Idea" when you ban me for this post (and you will – you can't help yourself, oh powerful one), mod, please don't be lazy and put as the reason "JN", because I am not him. I left the .exif data on this .gif so you can clearly see it was not made with PicsArt; besides, I don't think Johnny lives in the Czech Republic. Is Diana saying "jizm, jizm jizm" over and over in this .gif??? Inquiring minds want to know.
It's called job security – for everyone, all around.
Leo Hill
More gasoline and bullets? Yippee!
Andrew Murphy
God dammit…..
I took two 25 mg diphenhydramine caplets for my allergies, and they've got me SO fucking tired right now.
I used to do polypharmacy all the time, mixing everything all together and I had the highest tolerance…
I used to do real pharmaceutical Quaaludes back in the day, and just about every drug since then, everything except for needles
But that fucking diphenhydramine has kicked my ass tonight
Aaron Hernandez
if I'm not being banned, I'm doing something wrong
Ayden Moore
I can see Jim in his cramped Manila apartment right now, having a total meltdown. Lel!
Also, stop using my IPs, Johnny! I thought Bulgaria would be safe from JN, but no.. Maybe I will join forces with Jim to hire the Kitty Cartel to scratch your eyes out, Johnny.
I heard sleep works wonders for those who are tired. So, go to sleep, Johnny, before we at the Kitty Cartel have to put you to sleep!
Xavier Long
I see the whole Hegelian dialectic hard at work ITT. Problem, Reaction, Solution – complete with dipolar controlled opposition parties. I hope everyone is enjoying themselves. That's the important part anyway. Nobody should have their panties in a twist. It's uncomfortable and can cause extra unnecessary chafing.
Robert Green
come on give me something shoot! come on
Joseph Diaz
Johnny Neptune is more of a force of nature than a person or an idea. Yes, there is a consortium of dedicated individuals behind it, but everything is going according to plan. Just like climate change – for some it is uncomfortable, even painful and life-threatening; for others it cannot be thought of as actually happening irl whatsoever – it must be da joos behind it all! Silly goyim, 'the fix' is for kids!
Ayden Allen
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Kayden Powell
Iran vs Saudis and USA ans Israel
Our brave boys will beat those savage eyeranians
Dominic Morales
Rocket's got a lotta balls….
literally. She's got all kinds of toys (like her favorite blue elephant) but she's got a bunch of different little balls. She's got the noisy ones with little bells in them, ones that are made out of a mesh, soft fuzzy ones, hard plastic ones, a tennis ball, etc etc
She loves playing. She lives up to her name, to the point of hyperactivity. Let's put it this way: she's an extremely active little girl.
(leaping through the air is her speacialty, and she doesn't seem to even look before she leaps. She'll just go flying through the air with her arms akimbo, and will watch on to anything with her claws)
I've had a shit ton of cats in my life, but she does a game I've never really seen cats play before.
she'll actually play 'catch' with us, where she will intentionally knock the ball directly at us, and we will roll it back at her, and instead of chasing it, she'll knock it right back at us.
Back and forth and back and forth, she'll do it until you grow tired of it. She knows it's more fun than just playing with it by herself
When the universe first sent Rocket to us, she was no bigger than the palm of my hand. Here's the video of me trapping baby Rocket and keeping her from being hit by a car. Now she's becoming long and lanky, and quite a handful in every way.
