Every time you wonder why boomers like the one arguing the infallibility of your constitution are so fucking retarded, remember the generation that raised them. The greatest golem generation.
DARE YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRUTH?
Joseph Harris
Nathan Hughes
Let's apply phimosis and circumcision logic to any other body part
Most cases of phimosis can be solved with stretching, and the extreme ones can be solved with minimal amount of surgery.
Also fun fact, semitic slave owners used to circumcise all their slaves to prevent them from having enjoyment of sex but still had some testosterone production so they could fight unlike eunuchs.
Connor Ward
Isn't phimosis simply solved by just washing your dick regularly?
Connor Jackson
Phimosis is the name for medical condition where your foreskin is too tight to normally peel back.
The jewish argument is that not having a mutilated dick is unhygenic because muh dick cheese, which is indeed solved by showering on a regular basis especially after intensive labor or coitus.
Brody Bennett
In kids older than 3-4, urologists simply teach the parents and kids how to gradually stretch the skin and it works in all but most extreme cases. In the 19th and early 20th century it was mostly sham diagnoses. Babies are supposed to have fused foreskins but kikes claimed that it's a disease. It was definitely like this in the military too, people getting fake diagnoses as the means of coercion and agitation. Additionally any lesions could be easily mislabeled as STD sores, for which the treatment was mutilation too. You know that psychiatry was used for the same purpose both in US and Soviet Union. There's a lot of highly questionable medical practices that were common between Victorian era and the 60s, most of which were focused around genital mutilation and anal intrusions. It's interesting because of the social engineering aspect, the way genital trauma translates to more irrationally aggressive behavior, sado-masochistic tendencies and submission to perceived authority. The second amendment was supposed to protect you from that kike abuse but your genitally intact forefathers couldn't be assed to do something before it was too late and entire generations of amerimutts became tortured and mutilated orcs.
Anthony King
Is that alive?
Lincoln Phillips
Yeah. Over here, it's standard practice to simply teach your kid to always wash his dick (or do it for him if it's still too little). The moment the kid hits puberty, it's usually a non-issue, as he gives his foreskin plenty of stretching via masturbation. If you're a bad parent or your kid is a brat that just doesn't do this, there's a danger of phimosis, but even that isn't really too bad - you'll just need to stretch it gradually (which is kinda uncomfortable, I guess?) until it fixes itself. The only time there's actually a serious health issue is if the foreskin actually gets so tight that it conflicts with urination - at that moment you know you've seriously fucked up and you will need to get a circumcision (as far as I know, the only reason anyone would be circumcised over here). That's it. The absolute worst case scenario of bad dick maintenance is having to get a cricumcision, which burgers combat by… getting a circumcision before there even is any kind of problem.
Aiden Perry
How did Prostestants outside of the realm got so cucked?
This is insane.
Austin Wilson
Oops, mutts are cucked again.
"Muh old toilet paper"
Christian Gutierrez
I would expect as much from a kraut