Heather Nauert is a fucking piece of ass. She's hot as shit. She used to be an anchorwoman on Fox And Friends, the crappy show on the delusional FOX news Network, which proves she's an idiot. Nevertheless, even though she's a stupid fucking bitch, she is hot as fuck. As stupid as Trump is, and as incompotent his idiotic staff are, they actually DID do something cool when they hired this fuckhole. She's smokin' fucking hot. If you're a heterosexual Trump supporter (which is a rarity, because over 90% of male Trump supporters are gay) then you'll agree that she's the only interesting thing about Trump's administration. If you're not a Trump supporter, then you'll still agree that she's a stone cold piece of ass.
Could you image having this bitch on her knees, while you emptied your testicles into her rectum? Her face is sexy as shit, and it would be amazing to spit phlegm in her mouth after you wiped her own feces across her nose and cheeks with your swollen dick. She kinda has a 'Cameron Diaz' thing going on, and she might be a little bit too old to want to 'keep her around' after sexually abusing her, but she's definitely hot enough to justify a few weeks of 'good times', shooting video of her being forced to submit to being impregnated and sodomizing her throat. Yes… 'sodomizing' her throat. I realize sodomy is a term generally reserved for anal sex, but her mouth would become a makeshift butthole after I was done fucking it. She'd look amazing if she lost a few pounds, so methamphetamine would come in handy. After a few days without sleep or food, she would be strung out on it, begging for another line to snort, and I'm confident she would allow you to bring friends over and let all of them take turns brutalizing her holes, and it would be easy to charge $100 from each of these horny bastards. Soon, you'd be making quite a bit of money off this bitch. There are new websites that have replaced Backpage, so you could easily create an account for her, and hustle her around the country, staying in seedy hotels and pimping her out, as you vacillated between heroin, cocaine and meth to keep her willing to work for free. I have no idea what her job title is, nor do I care. She could be the white house janitor for all I care. She's so fucking hot. Donald Trump is a moron. He married that rat faced Slavic prostitute Melania, has affairs with other prostitutes, and he isn't smart enough to be fucking this bitch.
$100 is a fair price, but only if you got to ride it bareback
Jason Carter
Shes not that special. Ive seen way hotter right wing news anchors.
Leo Gray
She's the Under Secretary of State, and if I was the Secretary of State, she'd be under me, too.
Angel Edwards
Feel free to post some
James Cox
two days ago, CNN reported that Heather Nauert would be more fun to buttfuck on opioids than she would be on meth. According to the only heterosexual reporter at CNN, she would talk too much on meth.
Sebastian Morgan
More fake news from CNN. Nauert's former colleagues at Fox all agree that a combination of PCP and Ecstacy would be the right mix, because Heather is very sensual, but the dissociative effects of PCP would keep her unaware of her surroundings or who was fucking her, yet still allow the empathic undulating effects of the methylenedioxymethamphetamine take hold.
Lucas Ortiz
you are rude. this thread seems to suggest that it would be prudent to pimp her out, instead of keeping her as your own property.
Eli Lopez
As far as Under Secretaries of State go, he breasts are a little bit too big. However, her areolas are probably slightly puffy, which gives her more credibility.
Luis Powell
Good article. Trump's staff are admittedly lacking in quality vagina, especially when you look at Kellyanne Conway or Sarah Huckabee Sanders. As far as foreign policy goes, I'm concerned that Heather Nauert's early stages of menopause would make it less profitable to begin a prostitution business with her as the only employee. A lot of customers might be discouraged when her complaints of hot flashes and lack of vaginal moisture begin to become an annoyance. She's a very intelligent woman, and fully capable to handle her job common which is why she would quickly realize that a dry vagina would make it appear as if she was tighter then she actually is, giving the customers a sensation of hitting a hole that hasn't been worn out quite as badly as hers truly has.
Ian Perry
Most men would pay a month salary simply not to have to see Sarah Huckabee Sanders nude. I have a hard time grasping how Mike Huckabee and Bernie Sanders copulated, but it certainly explains why she looks like Fred Flintstone in drag.
Alexander Foster
old granny with spoiled eggs and a potato farm womb no
Juan Gonzalez
I'm getting tired of this same story. It seems every news service has already covered this ad nauseum. Washington Post first broke the story a few months ago with their investigative piece about France and Germany's announcement that they are concerned about relations with the U.S., due to the fact that Heather Nauert bleaches her hair, while her pubic hair is dark brown. The part that scares me is how Kim Jung-Un was rattling sabers over the fact that she even has pubic hair at all.
If Trump wants to make progress with a global initiative, he needs to tell her to either shave her snatch bald, or find a different President to work for.
Jacob Perry
despite your dubs, you don't know what you're talking about. shaving the mons is jewish (((porn))) degeneracy that creates infection and makes a female sterile at worst or creates autistic babies at best. if anything, a woman who wants a bald pussy should wax, not shave because it's more hygienic, but if you like bald pussy you're either an open or closet pedo and deserve to be shot. nauert is too old to create healthy and genetically pure white babies, which makes her worthless. she should be liquidated to make room for more breedable females.
Eli Ortiz
it seems like you're lashing out at user, when it's Kim Jung-Un who you need to bitch at.
Adam Lee
Edward Snowden's attorney, Jesselyn Radack was interviewed by Heather Nauert when she was still on Fox And Friends, and it's fair to say that Jesselyn Radack's weird speech impediment is what makes her so hot. It would be like fucking a brain injured car crash victim.
Liam Butler
does kim jong un's wife have a smooth, bald pussy? i find that hard to believe without a presentation of hard evidence.
Hudson Torres
The answer is obviously yes, and here is all the proof you need
Sodomy refers to any act of sexual intercourse that is not penis-in-vagina-for-the-purpose-of-procreation. Also I like how one of her eyelids is droopy like mine.
what's humorous is watching the mod try to figure out which one of you is the schizo. the only thing he's got as criteria is picsart files, but he fails to delete the other posts the schizo leaves without picsart files.
Caleb Rogers
dat boi needs to lay off fried cheeken an eat mor pussy
Juan Gomez
if he was black he'd be told to get out and assume the position
Camden Thompson
Andy's quite a bit smarter than the Zig Forums mod.
But then how stupid do you have to be to want to be a mod here
Pretty stupid
EGGS WHACKLY™
Christian James
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Matthew Ramirez
I've got other criteria, PicsArt is just the lowest-hanging fruit.
Justin Rodriguez
It is pretty much all JN. OP is JN. Spelling that out, in case you're too stupid to be clued in on that.
Ryder Collins
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Ryan James
It's self-evident that your only real criteria is anybody who intimidates you by 'bruising your fragile little ego'. He's just better at it than most.
Hahahaha !!
Brody Sullivan
I'm curious
H U O O W Y D O M A N A G E
to pick him out of T H E C R O W D
Nathan Collins
(Because he's always so careful to cleverly blend in)
Jordan Green
I can't get over how much I want to fuck Jesselyn Radack
Nolan Taylor
I've finally gained the correct perspective on WHY they're collecting all the data
Mason Ward
It's not so much about NOW, but more about the ability to pull the files in the future, whenever anybody fucks up eventually, they'll be able to scour through EVERYTHING you (and all your contacts) have said or done
Anthony Powell
It sounds corny, but it's actually kind like Minority Report sort of
Camden Fisher
…..and any man who says they wouldn't fuck the ever livin' shit out of Heather Nauert is lying
Although I don't trust any news source necessarily, I would be lying if I said that I don't trust RT more than I trust any American News Agency.
Of course every individual news organization has its own motives and agenda, and it can be traced back through the financial chain more than any particular political chain.
But William Binney has the same message no matter who's interviewing him…
He's been interviewed by everybody, and the message never changes, nor does it at any of his speaking engagements or symposiums.
You can try to claim that RT isn't a reliable source, but you would be failing at trying to distract from the message William Binney is spreading….
(Speaking of Russians, I'm genuinely curious whether or not trumps collaboration with the Russians and their intelligence agencies is eventually going to result in having Edward Snowden handed over to the Americans)
I'm also curious if the average Trump supporter would also support the nsa's clandestine activities, or if by claiming that they were true Patriots, trying to make America great again, would they behave like Real Americans and stand up and protest against the wholesale collection of every single electronic communication made on planet Earth
Brandon Morris
No, but Thursday night I accidentally slid out of yours a couple times and inadvertently stuck it into her butthole
But don't worry, because she didn't complain.
Joshua Cook
*prism snap*
got it
Nathan Clark
Everything Putin/Russia does in their (Western-targeted) media is designed to sow division and discord among U.S. and European citizens. Propaganda is always a mix of truth, half-truths and lies. It's cute how you don't already recognize that (or are pretending not to), so I guess you'll need to be spoon fed political reality.
Jackson White
You gave yourself away, Ivan. No Putin shekels for you.
Xavier Gutierrez
Lol @ you being SO effectively distracted (brainwashed) that you fail to realize that your own government feeds you more disinformation and bullshit than anybody else, and they are so good at it, (and you're so gullible) that they've actually got you thinking that 'you're in the know', as if you are some form of authority on what constitutes 'truth or fiction'
As if the US Govt doesn't sow enough division to last 1,000 lifetimes
Austin Martin
"Even a paranoid has real enemies" - Henry (((Kissinger)))
Benjamin Allen
"We are all our own worst enemies, yet we are the first one to allow ourselves to continue the sabotage again and again" Johnny (((Neptune)))
Kayden Hall
"there is a fine line between paranoia and cautious realism, and very often, that line is drawn with invisible ink" -Fred Flintstone
Jack Hill
"Dad, am I still going to be fat, disgustingly hideous and manly when I grow up?" -Sarah Huckabee 5th grade
Lucas Watson
"I've never met an animal who pretended to be my friend, lied to me, sold me fake drugs, called the police on me, tried to fuck my wife behind my back, gave me shitty advice, or betrayed me in any way shape or form… Only the two-legged human-animal will do that shit to you" -Andrew (((McGovern)))
Luis Hill
"of all the pussy I've ever eaten, I'd definitely say that human tasted the best." -Wendy (((Neptune)))
Cooper Green
"I lost my wristwatch somewhere last night. ask your wife if it falls out of her snatch." -the (((volunteer))) mod
Robert Barnes
"I find Donald Trump to be a repugnant, disgusting human being, and his psoriasis makes me want to puke every time I see him naked." -Ivanka (((chinless))) Trump
Isaiah Nelson
"Zig Forums is populated by some of the smartest guys around, which is why sometimes I wonder why so few of the 'get the joke'." -Neppy
David Moore
"excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the Robins Credit Union?" -a negro woman in an SUV
Blake Reed
"okay, now it's YOUR turn!" -my wife
Ethan Reyes
"her boyfriend came over and didn't even knock on my door. He just walked in and said "is that him?" and took a swing at me. he scratched my face, but I beat his ass really bad. when he left he was covered in blood. His girlfriend and I called the police, and they're on their way to his house right now to arrest him."
-my son, Jet Neptune in a phone call about 10 minutes ago
Joshua Bennett
Jet has been having a girl 'come over' to his new place lately, and just a little while ago her idiotic soon to be ex-boyfriend showed up at Jet's house and tried to be a badass.
Jet took care of the situation
Josiah Bennett
Is she a (((stripper)))?
Jacob Evans
No… My son is 20 now, but he's one of the most level headed, responsible, logical guys there is. He would never get involved with a floozy. It's just some 18 year old girl that he's been banging
Colton Campbell
if she's not a floozy then why does she like NTR tell your faggot son to get some taste
Liam Powell
he got a taste of her now ex-boyfriend's blood on his fist today
I just spoke with his friend who saw the whole thing.
Jet beat the fuck out of the dude
Zachary Wright
According to Jet's friend, the other dude barged in to my son's house without knocking (a felony) and tried swinging on Jet. The dude was wearing a yellow shirt, but when he ran out of my son's house, it was mostly a red shirt. He was bleeding from his nose and eye pretty bad.
Cooper Hernandez
animals will eat shit, rape young animals,attack in packs to kill other animals,dress up like granny to eat children…etc
fuck animals
Matthew Powell
lol@ granny
Liam Smith
My "dads" Andy (((neptune)))Johnny(((neptune)))Mr Mcgovern (Mcgoo))) is the best dad for drugs, sex and R&R
I grew up to be just like him…buuuuuuuuuuuurp
-Jet something
Nicholas Collins
he's absolutely brilliant, in the 'Very Superior' range of the Wechsler Scale, dependable as shit, honorable and honest, dedicated and hard-working, creative and open-minded, totally clean and anti-drug, and all the girls want to fuck him… None of that happened by accident.
