Brit/pol/ #2189: Start LARPing Edition

Where did everyone go?

Sure lad

tbh lad ive only been with one woman with a hairy minge and that was it, everyone else I've been with shaved

one was even panicking that she didn't do a good job of shaving and started apologising as if it would put me off when i was already naked and her tits were out

twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/935105915358818304

yes but… for serious?

Attached: 1426169638571.gif (200x200, 70.06K)

shaven is disgusting tbh
i hope that my waifu doesnt shave

good lad

He seems serious and genuine.

deformed beyond survival in ages past

Neatly trimmed but still fluffy is optimal. Nothing worse than short spiky pubes scratching your shaft

too many drugs lad

Attached: eternal_pain.jpg (600x600, 80.19K)

Why does it disgust you?

That much is true. If a woman is clean and hygienic then it's no problem. A clean hairy woman is preferable to a dirty smelly unclean one

quite unnatural and childlike tbh
not how a WOMAN should be tbh

Attached: NOW THAT'S NOT OK.png (806x790, 293.84K)

Poor fuckin Hotwheels I'm not even Christian but I hope it brings the lad some comfort while his bones rot and he dies in agony. I'd just have topped myself if I was a gub gub snailman like that.

He is a lot stronger than you are.

He's probably not a virgin either

only women do that ladss

i dunno lad how can i not

I don't doubt that for a second

...

He lost his Wizard status many years ago.

good job I'm not a woman then r-right?

Attached: aa.jpg (1280x720, 98.56K)

Absolute tune.

wrong tbh

i sincerely hope not

Attached: 1394461533203.jpg (1500x2250, 210.83K)

Attached: baste.jpg (300x441, 32.84K)

first you declare that you enjoy the hair of a diseased raccoon, then you defend speedy legs for going on a scarily long drugs binge to find santa claus, and now slutland is peddling her wares again

Attached: unstacked_cups.gif (346x194, 1.84M)

...

I love her lads.

finally

Attached: _53445143_jex_13101_de03-1.jpg (1024x576, 68.88K)

Attached: e.png (427x552, 477.1K)

...

neoteny

Attached: Bowden_shooting_footage_insects.webm (246x180, 314.99K)

Orange nail colour. Orange is 33 in Gematria, some sort of freemason code.

wdhmbt

yeah shes a freemason tbh

Attached: f.png (584x472, 624.67K)

Hogwarts education, lads.

Attached: ClipboardImage.png (500x700, 353.46K)

KEK

parting line is in the shape of hebrew letter L Lamed
finger over mouth indicates that the message is not to be divulged to anyone else

black jumper to symbolise death possibly a order for someones life, finger with ring not extended and not fully concealed indicating that the targets spouse can be spared or killed to discretion

wdhmbt?

Attached: 10.png (465x679, 465.26K)

Just look at that arm, that is the arm of a man. Look at how long the fingers and thumb is, trannys get long arms and fingers like that from hormones. Look at the digit ratio. Emma[n] Watson.

oh i get it now
me dumb

She will have skipped the apostrophe for aesthetics but now bloggers are ridiculing it.

not even painted nails
0/10

I don't get it. I never get these things. The later it gets the more I become grouchy. But at the moment I can't think of a good reason to blame Rutland

Attached: g.png (526x551, 611.96K)

You have to be kidding me if you think Emma Watson is a biological female. 100% tranny.

Attached: emma_watson_2017-wide.jpg (1669x1669 1.18 MB, 342.89K)

Had a wank lads

Attached: antjust.jpg (344x426, 44.3K)

never got why people think shes attractive tbh
shes a munter

RIP nightshift

i did yesterday lad deep regrets

Attached: JUST.jpg (812x717, 91.52K)

It's a boy wearing lipstick. People these days don't even know what genuine biological females look like.

I'm trying to think of a celebrity who genuinely is 0/10 who's not black

You know that's not true. She skipped it because she didn't know about it.

real females look like this

three days in a row
week break before that and a 2 week break before that

Attached: 0004.png (352x344, 158.08K)

She is not someone I have researched but I can believe she's not a tranny. It's pretty much the A listers who are trannies. I don't think it's all of them, but definitely a plurality. I was looking at photos from the Oscars and it was just wall to wall trannies.

I have genuinely no preferences like this
why you would be so specific I have no idea

You know she reads scripts in order to act, don't you? You know that reading the harry potter books was kind of in the job description?

How do we achieve world peace?

Know wogs, no peace
No wogs, know peace

Through nofap

Attached: 1440780657949.gif (798x1007, 752.46K)

Beautiful, lad

Attached: ClipboardImage(158).png (2048x1924, 960.18K)

Only on Zig Forums could a post like this not get significant digits

Attached: 3aee691423272fc0923363dca1d8b961788a0c0282fa86ad9d51ef1d48e14075.png (517x361, 8.82K)

Has 22 gone to work?

10/10

He's a man, lad.

Kill everyone.

Animals fight.

you have my deepest sympathy lad
we'll make it one day lad

Attached: b.png (519x710, 612.55K)

But there won't be anyone left to care.

bored

Could do the same thing by giving everyone drugs.

Attached: bored.png (575x460, 640.78K)

Or we could feed everyone pasties until they can no longer move their arms, would that please you?

all the pirate bay proxies are down

we should raid r/ukpolitics again some time

baste leddit

Attached: yum.png (438x577, 399.9K)

reddit is a fucking hell hole

anything sensible you say about immigration gets downvoted out of sight

Immigration is sensible.

Are they all far-right then?

keeek

Attached: 35f0b964337ff389cc4e25bebc533ac72fd0b2bb39f55308e149dd88ed13ec10.gif (615x540, 1.76M)

I made a comment there earlier in a thread about May's new housing announcement, that there is no point making more houses if you keep the borders open, it got 20 downvotes or something

Even the non-political subs are shite

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-03-06 at 02.29.28.png (602x390, 101.15K)

Yeah, May is the new Milliband

The Tories have moved to occupy the space Milliband's Labour used to be in

Post boomer memis

Attached: 1.jpg (600x478, 45.75K)

Goodnight forevermore lads
It's sweet dreams forever
Goodbye

Attached: d.png (461x585, 671.88K)

Night

That girl isn't Jewish is she?

I do not support Donald Trump at all.

wdhmbt

shes an anglo-med yank

baste 100% white tbh.