LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

I would like to invite everybody to take a break from the regularly scheduled programming, and open their ears and hearts…..

This is the moment……

I have been very fortunate in my life, and this past year has been no exception…..

In the past several months, I have been fortunate enough to have stumbled upon Zig Forums…..

I realize that you guys think I dislike you, but that's not true at all

I admire you a lot……

I'm a performance artist……

It's all been a joke………..

I apologize for disrupting your balance and harmony, but I know you are smart as shit, so I'm confident that you realized I've just been giving you shit, and in a way, you deserved it.

I'm addicted to this just as much as you are, just in a different way.

I'm addicted to pretending I have no respect for you…..

but I do……

I've learned a lot from you guys

And there's one of you in particular that I find particularly cool and smart as shit

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This guy I'm talking about goes by the nickname Fangë….

He's extremely funny and smart, but more importantly, he's into Harmony and peace….

Believe it or not, I'm a lot like him.

I'm not a confrontational list in real life, but I find myself 'becoming my online character' to the point where sometimes I can't remember where the persona begins and the real me ends.

He has given me many cues to rediscover that inner self

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Confrontationalist*

Forgive me. My cat Rocket is it sitting on my chest and rubbing on my face as I speak

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you mean your parents didn't really name you Johnny Neptune?!?!?
playing around online to get laughs can be a lot of fun.

I've got some shit that I've been procrastinating over for a while…

Unenviable shit, which is why I've been avoiding it, but it needs to be addressed nevertheless

And this is the right time

So I'm not going to be coming here quite as often as I usually do

(I've been doing this to people on the internet for 26 years now)

……but its time I take care of some uncomfortable matters regarding the health of a family member…..

It's time for me to grow up
(at least just a little bit)

Actually, my mother's been calling me 'johnny Neptune's since I was 12…

Well, 13 to be technical about it

SO……

I'm not leaving forever or anything melodramatic like that

I'll still be coming back around

And I'll still be a complete piece of shit

And I'm still going to insult each and every one of you every chance I get

But I'm going to be busy taking care of a family matter…..

it can be hard to say focused on the tasks at hand but you must. do what really matters and don't get distracted by the trivial.

I'm going to miss you, Johnny.

(I started using the name Johnny Neptune as a pseudonym for my arm when I was 12, and soon, that's what everybody was calling me in real life. when I was 13 my mother gave in, and started calling me Johnny Neptune just like everybody else did)

I'll still be around

(You might not even realize it)

I'm going to try to follow my friend Fangë's example, and be more harmonious……..

I think it will help me as I have to deal with the upcoming event in my life.

it's time to grow

A FEW THINGS BEFORE I GO:

- about 1/3 of the time, it was Wendy in here, not me

…..she just said, "NO MORE LIKE 1/4th or 1/5th OF THE TIME"

- I truly want each of you to be happy

- even if it means being completely alone and being married to a fucking video game

If that's what makes you happy….

Go for it…..

Do it …..

time for the last dance johnny. live it up while you can.

- anime TRULY DOES suck balls

One of these days when I come back in here, if the mood is right I'll tell you a very important story about Tom Petty, and his connection to me painting Elvis portraits for celebrities….

(He was pivotal in my decision to begin doing it)

AND SO……..

ID LIKE TO ANNOUNCE……

Thankyou

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Everybody be safe, and grab life by the horns

You're still young

LIVE LIKE IT !!!!

I'll seeya soon


adios

i agree. life should be fun for everyone. we ourselves shouldn't become obstacles for others to get around to find their harmony, and others shouldn't do that either.

Thank you for allowing me into your world

I learned from it

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Thread not anchored yet. Mods waiting with baited breath to see if Johnny Neptune pops up again and again.
On a completely unrelated note (I swear). will Jim be taking applications to play the part of Neptune now?

knowledge is a good thing to have but it doesn't take a genius to be a good person. it isn't everything. i'm happy you learned something tho.

Good.
Now that you're happy, we can all leave.

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Go marry your son off to that race-mixing thot, Hannah Hays. That Georgia porn slut needs saving. She has Daddy issues that only a convicted criminal wife beater like yourself has the ability to deal with.

No, I'm not popping back in.

Goodnight

(and I'd like to apologize to Jim, Diana, James & Philip)

be well

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Seems a bit anticlimactic tbh.

I don't know if I was expecting a parade, or what?!!

its huge

yes… happy. lets all just vanish into memory.

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Pet Eeyore for me

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Did you have a better masturbatory fantasy?

cute pussies

He is making the rounds. It is not my turn yet. I get all night. He just tucks everybody else in first.

...

Speaking of tucking in

we're gonna watch 'a dogs purpose'

guten
nacht

Eeyore says they are speaking in some foreign ching chongy language, and he does not approve.

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Rocket liked it, strangely enough, and rubbed against the phone

Good movie.

Is it? She wants to see it, but I assumed it's for kids

...

Okay movies downloaded

Meowtta here

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JOHNNY….. NO!!!!!!!!

ya SON new background

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wtf I love Johnny Neptune now!

The damage control is real…

Fuck off and leave already, I don't give a shit

sage
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

yu fucking troll

no, you are a sociopathic troll

those pics of that poor guy in the wheel chair who ate a slug shows the amount of empathy you have


from 1215 participants only 5.6 percent admitted that Internet trolling was their favorite activity;
although they possess rather negative traits, trolls are extroverts;
they truly enjoy making others upset and see it as a form of entertainment;

The researchers were looking for particular traits including social skills, psychopathy, sadism, and two types of empathy: affective and cognitive. Having high cognitive empathy simply means they can understand others’ emotions. Having high affective empathy means a person can experience, internalize, and respond to those emotions. The “trolls” in the study scored higher than average on two traits: psychopathy and cognitive empathy.

So even though “trolls” exhibit one kind of empathy, coupling it with psychopathy ultimately makes them nasty, the researchers suggested. Psychopathy, which includes a lack of care for others’ feelings, was measured using a scale where participants were asked to agree or disagree with a set of statements such as, “payback needs to be quick and nasty.”

High levels of cognitive empathy make these people adept at recognizing what will upset someone, and knowing when they’ve pushed the right buttons. The lack of affective empathy allows trolls not to experience or internalize the emotional experience of their victims.


“Results indicate that when high on trait psychopathy, trolls employ an empathic strategy of predicting and recognising the emotional suffering of their victims, while abstaining from the experience of these negative emotions,” the researchers wrote. They added that because psychopathy is associated with thrill-seeking and impulsivity, it’s possible that “creating mayhem online is a central motivator to troll.” They also found that trolls were likely to be high in sadism—the will to hurt others—and were more likely to be male.

In previous research, people who display psychopathic traits have shown a similar empathy imbalance: a lack affective empathy but normal levels of cognitive empathy.

Exploring the link between psychopathy, high cognitive empathy, and trolling could help deepen our understanding of the personality types that gravitate towards that behavior, and potentially help to stop them.

Another study showed that Internet trolls tend to have unusually high expectations of what it means to be successful. The standard is so high that trolls themselves fail to achieve it. When they see someone who is successful despite being below this standard, they tend to resent them and feel tempted to bully them (2013).


In all cases, their ultimate goal is to confuse and upset others. The more emotional and upset you get, the happier they become. This is the reason why the best way of dealing with trolls is to ignore them.

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Great, just great. There goes my number one source for good Elvis pictures.

Good for you finally admitting to being gay. I hope you and your boyfriend have a few happy years together before the AIDS kills you both.