Police made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Bloomington mortician: 218 embalmed human penises. Authorites suspected 54-year old Paul Houston, an employee of the McLean County Coroner’s Office, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of police raided his residence this Monday morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the Police spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WMBD.
It took the police more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Houston and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.
An anonymous police source told WMBD that the number of charges could reach over 600.
Paul Houston will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand trial.
If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.
Man this guy, he's a working stiff and now he's going to get beaten every day in prison. If he hadn't rubbed people the wrong way he wouldn't be getting the whacking that's coming to him. He'll flop right into court, this will be hard for him.
Bruce Jenner would like to donate his penis toward this collection. He admires the collector's dedication. He wants to know – does the collector only collect the penises of dead men? Because, technically, Bruce is neither dead nor male. Technically he is undead, unmale, and his penis is nothing to write home about, let alone plaster on the side of a cereal box. He just wants to contribute. Bruce is always willing to help a guy out; especially if all he wants is a little dick.
Zachary Jackson
…and (You) get a dick! …and (You) get a dick! …and (You) get a dick! …
Nathan Russell
You autists are getting to be as bad as vegans. No one gives a fuck about what spectrum you're on; just say what you have to say.
Jason Martinez
(((They))) won't be happy until we're all 'on the spectrum' somewhere, and (((their))) drugs can be shoveled down all of our throats.
Jose Fisher
I'm ok with this, as long as I get to keep my penis collection.
not surprised at all, Bloomington is the San Francisco of Indiana
Joseph Sullivan
The only 'real' news story on Zig Forums atm.
Jeremiah Price
the notorious "mostro di firenze" case here in ITA was about a gang which removed female parts from couples killed for the occasion. They only got the executors, never the guy(s) who bought the parts. The gang was involved in satanic rituals, and the police work was interfered with by people as high as ministers. They also had made lots of money.
Sebastian King
I don't get the big deal about this, it's a hobby. Some people collect stamps, others coins, and some people collect dicks, nothing wrong with that tbh. What the fuck…
