I witnessed a homeless person being thrown out of a supermarket almost immideatly after he entered it. He mumbled to himself, when I passed him. I asked him what was going on. He mumbled something about "beer and money and 60 years". At first I thought he asked me for money, so I gave some excuse. But apparently he wanted me to buy beer with his own money.
I thought it was unjust that someone with money on him would just get thrown out, so I accepted. I bought him a beer. (I had trouble picking out the right sort, because I never ever drink. I am not ashamed of that)
Anyway, when I was done I allowed myself a little prank and told him, after he thought I would go away: "You know a visit in the church might help you more than that beer I just bought you." "Why don't you join me in church? I go to (name of church)."
Anyway afterwards he looked at me a bit perplexed, like he normally never encounters situations like this. Funny thing is I am not a religious person either, but I like to think that this might have made a difference in his life.
Before you answer btw, he gave me enough money for 2 beers. He asked for "beer". I only gave him one bottle.
Okay, now you can judge me.
Meh. Jesus turned water into wine. Buying a beer for someone and inviting them to church is perfectly fine.
But I did it as a "prank" to have a little fun with him and myself and not really, because I am religious.
You think buying someone a beer and inviting them to church is a prank? You have an odd sense of humor.
I bought him a beer with his own money.
And yeah, think about it like one of the youtube pranks, but without youtube. It's like practice to just have a bit of fun socially.
You just robbed a homeless man, lmao people are so beautiful even this post is created to stroke your ego trying to make somethin out of cheating someone.
Humans are so kind
I didn't rob him. I even gave him the rest of the change back and the receipt, so he knows I wasn't winnie the pooh him.
And I am just doing this thread for the same reason I told him to go to Church. To have fun.
I don't remember what I typed to trigger that wordfilter. Was it jew? Was it cheat?
steal? stealing? robbing? tricking?
Oh, it's obviously a swear filter. It's winnie the pooh/winnie the pooh.
Saged and repahted for bein' retahded
Congrats OP, you just enabled a bum and his alcoholism
Ok, thank God you didn't steal from the homeless man. You sound alright, probably helped the homeless guy more than you know.
Yeah, well I am not chaotic evil/chaotic stupid, user.
Like Jesus who turned water into wine? This is your brain on pr*testantism
Jesus turned water into wine to show the people that he is a servant of God, while at a party for a wedding. Jesus didn't enable a bum with alcoholism.
Two vastly different situations, a*ostolic
Here is the whole proverb: Sayings of King Lemuel 31 The sayings of King Lemuel—an inspired utterance his mother taught him.
2 Listen, my son! Listen, son of my womb! Listen, my son, the answer to my prayers! 3 Do not spend your strength[a] on women, your vigor on those who ruin kings. 4 It is not for kings, Lemuel— it is not for kings to drink wine, not for rulers to crave beer, 5 lest they drink and forget what has been decreed, and deprive all the oppressed of their rights. 6 Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! 7 Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more. 8 Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute. 9 Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy.
Wine or alcohol isn't fit for a king, but those that have problems. This is why you don't cherry pick verses.
Time and a place for everything. Drinking for merriment is perfectly in place at a wedding, but that's not the same as being falling-down drunk on the street.
beer is normal, therefore good, weirdness is a sin, Jesus hated weird people that liked things nobody else liked, notice how god condemns all that weird shit nerds do? God is normal, likes soccer, beer and reggaeton.
I mean which state of drinking is "sinful drunkard drunk?"