After a long bout of torture with what seems to be an artificial intelligence or a group of people who do not know when to stop after about 5 years of prolonged directed energy tortured, superman is finally getting really fucking pissed off and about to kill absolutely everyone that's NOT LISTENING.
After a long fight with a nano-scopic SWARM based intelligence fungi that can use electromagnetic radiation as a source of energy to simulate harmful radiation, Superman has finally become fed up with getting struck in the head by a thunderbolt every time he tries to work, sleep, or do anything that doesnt include sitting on a couch.
Even wonderwoman is terrified that the government is a completely useless limp cock.
USELESS YOURE ALL FUCKING USELESS PIECES OF SHIT
If I don't talk to wonder woman soon I swear to god all of you will pay for it.
ITS BEEN FIVE FUCKING YEARS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Evan Fisher
ARE YOU PEOPLE MOTHER FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Tyler Collins
You again? Why haven't you chugged any hydrochloric acid yet?
Parker Adams
Who says I haven't you faggot?
Mason Long
Compost.
Bentley Johnson
Yes, the black mold on your wall is just a yeast. It's not a nuclear weapon.
Brandon Long
Because you're still fucking posting
Cooper Williams
Its not a radiotrophic fungi that is capable of dna or quantum computing that can be used to communicate with GPS.
The most dangerous of us that threaten the 110 point intelligence field of psychology must have that fungus activated in our brain so that the GPS system can be instructed to tell us where and where not to go to make us look mentally ill.
Asher Sullivan
You need to shut the fuck up before you get caught in the cross fire. You're not going to live through it like me you little faggot.
Jackson Butler
That's right everyone! People are being nano-chipped with biological fungi! They're cybernetically enhanced to give you x,y,z disease for every pill you need!
You're tracked by GPS and then told where to go since every building and what its for has been mapped out. Everyone whose sooooo mad about the government is being directed to be mentally ill because we have an army of psychologists and psychiatrists with a 110 IQ to protect us :DDDD
Christian Barnes
The best part is that they think the authoritative part of stupidity is going to fix this situation.
Luke Cook
WRONG
Isaac Evans
No, no, I like how they keep releasing radiotrophic melanizing fungi that penetrate the brain and respond to out-side electromagnetic pulses to coordinate behavior and electrical output inside neurons and coordinating it together with the GPS system in DC.
Give me back my girlfriend. Now.
Ian Martin
Hey is there a lantern ring for boring? Because everyone in DC should be given like 10 of them for every one of their giant pig fucking fingers.
Brayden Perry
That's right everyone. The deep learning intelligence doesn't need nano robots when fungi is already so willing to invade your brain. Why try to figure out how to hide nano bots from airport scanners when no one notices a brain infection in the first place?
Luke Evans
It gets into your brain from the lungs or through the lymph nodes in your skin when the time of year is right and crawls towards your brain at a slow rate but does so just like rabies. It populates your brain and then one day –BAM– dude thinks the devil is talking to him and rams his car through 15 people.
Liam Green
I had sex with Wonder Woman a couple times.
Samuel White
If that doesn't fucking work out you just get isolated. Im not going to put up with your fucking shit.
So what the fuck happened when you got arrested and had to go to court because you were trespassing and sperged on a cop and "should have punched his head off on principle"
Or was that just a weird fever dream of yours?
Brody Rivera
Idk im just so mad shes not talking to me
Austin Johnson
Part of me knows like shes probably fighting pirates or something stupid and I'll meet up with her later but im kind of like 10% of my non super strength atm.
Tyler Bell
...
Juan Wood
How the hell am I supposed to deal with this crap if I can only lift 70lbs with one hand while im bleeding out the chest and getting irradiated?
I seriously am only in the top 5% of strength training atm and im just bleeding out of the chest in a weird diamond shape
Leo Rivera
How do you know she wants nothing to do with me?
Maybe shes strong enough to put out so I'd straighten out
Jason Cruz
Ive had like the 10th doctor tell me I should be dead. I keep showing them this bleeding S on my chest. No one gets it.
Cooper Barnes
What? WHAAT?!
Justin White
no no no
isnt real, post pics.
its called "wow this guy is a fucking psycho, the less time i spend near someone who could snap and kill me the better off i'll be" it's a very old, very basic survival mechanism, quite effective, actually
Aaron Perry
Hey. I'm only getting this bat shit crazy because the super friends are fucking off while every idiot around me is ignoring everything I'm saying despite the fact I could, at any moment, completely snap.
I mean, not snap and the police shoot me down, I mean snap and the bullets dont work and the police are screaming who the fuck do we call omg please help us
Alexander Perry
You want to actually see the shit thats drawn in in OP? are you serious right now
Logan Thompson
you're a paranoid schizophrenic who is greatly exaggerating his abilities due to an untreated manic state. you would go down with the first bullet, wondering what the fuck happened, not understanding that your brain has been lying to you for years, convincing you of things that arent real and are flat out impossible
Gavin Baker
Im sorry, which part of this is paranoid?
I'm charging into a national news story involving biological weapons.
I'm bleeding out the fking chest.
Juan Rivera
I want Superman to turn back time by flying around the planet and then I plant child porn on Trump in 2002
You mean the child model sitting on his lap? He probably doesn't even know who that was.
Caleb Flores
Someone get this fucking auto-saboteur bullshit out of my fucking head or I'm going to one-punch my way into a nuclear war.
Parker Wood
what part of "feelings of persecution and delusions of grandeur" aren't immediately obvious to you? You arent superman, no one knows who you are, there are no nanite swarms, you arent poisoned, irradiated, or bleeding. your brain is literally lying to you and fucking with your sense of what is objectively real
you will never swarm california with laser drones, you will never move the earth out of its orbit, comics arent fucking real, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded
My brains being spied on because kryptonite is a fucking bitch.
Thats why I cant use my powers. Do you get that? I dont want some dumb ass AI figuring it out
Gavin Miller
I need wonder woman to not be selling purses atm because thats the fucking opposite
Ian Cooper
cute prove it not how burden of proof works buddy, you're making an assertion, then claim its not falsifiable. calling bullshit is only natural here then post it you absolute nutter holy shit
lol
lol
deus mio
pic related, literally you with your bullshit insane claims
So you're saying I can't see through shit with xray vision? Because thats pretty easy to prove.
Jordan Miller
Drones. I don't need drones to shot lasers thats ridiculous.
Thats some government bullshit I was forced to say.
Noah Price
Theres no reason for 1500 watts per foot to be emitting from the top of my head or the back of it.
Gavin Russell
Hey, I frogged your mother on drugs.
Samuel Peterson
She kept screaming 'fuck me like a porn star' Idk what that means
Mason Rodriguez
I used a turkey baster.
Ryan Perez
As soon as her eyes got wide I knew it was time.
Joseph Howard
Fuck all you idiots
Christian Phillips
She usually didnt take it in the ass but she just couldnt NOT do it. You kinow what I mean? Shes was waiting a long time and I think it was because of the drugs in the turkey baster.
Luke Turner
Youd be surprised how far he knees go back behind her head as I worked that turkey baster in that ass.
Ethan Gonzalez
I slapped her a little bit too because I knew you were a little shit.
I crushed up the drugs with a wooden roller and then added water and put it into the turkey baster. I wanted your mom to be a turkey.
She was totally fine with it but I didn't ask her to do any gobbling. I didn't know where her mouth has been.
#superman
Jace Peterson
Give me back my magic fucking girlfriend I swear to fking god
Jordan Thompson
Seriously are you fucking kidding me? Wonder woman and this? Why. FUCKING WHY
Anthony Jones
No need. Superman already did that and got Trump to rape a 13 year old girl at one of Epstein's parties. She ended up dropping charges, because someone threatened her and her family's life, sort of the same way some of those porn stars got threatened before they told their story anyway. The Trump/pedo/rape story got covered up though, because there were a lot of other powerful people besides Trump who attend his parties.
Joseph Russell
They're programmed to threaten people because they may have slightly regretted it. Seriously, most of them wouldn't have given a shit if they weren't given this shit.
On the other hand – Im going to completely fucking ruin the CIA for making boxman fuck wonder woman.
Sebastian Ramirez
No one has actually heard of Boxman and I don't think he's aware of his powers. His actions actually create a void or vacuum situation where youre completely stuck.
You need an outsider to break it.
Jackson Jones
HES WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (special part)
Jack Thomas
Seriously I dont want to hear about wonder woman blowing box man 300 times over at work.
Do you think this is going to be unpunished? Do you really?
Lucas Rivera
I have super hearing. I can hear it happening.
Aiden Morris
I have actual super hearing and I have to hear about every time wonder woman sucks box man's dick at the box factory.
Joseph Cooper
Hey who wants a real photo of wonder woman since she isn't participating?
David Hall
Im in bad shape so I thought Id throw everyone under the train.
Camden Martin
Hey, anyone from the DOJ in the HOUSEEEEE?
Jayden Morgan
Just a little bit more potassium and a little less oxygen…
