SHTF Best Bork Bork, Nom Nom?

Alright Zig Forums, what is your choice of breed/breeds of good boy for when SHTF? Bonus points for location and purpose.

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Шарпланинац, the original official dog of Kebab Removal.
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They are strong, fairly heavy dogs that are innately suited to guard duty and will fight animals many times their size. In particular they are very aggressive to other dogs and towards the outgroup, making them very appropriate for SHTF

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There are also Gamprs, the Armenian version.

Shetland sheepdogs, or Shelties, are incredibly nice and loyal, and they're extremely protective of adults and children alike. They have thick coats of long fur to protect them from all manner of attacks from four- and two-legged predators. They're a medium sized breed with decent muscle mass who don't require a large amount of food compared to similar sized dogs. Their mouths are large and long like a husky's, and their teeth are of decent utility. Their hearing is exceptional due to very large and opposable ears, and they're comfortable in all climates. Pretty smart puppers, too. I have no doubt that one would be a good sidekick in the wilderness.

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i absolutely adore Coonhounds. Best hunting dogs I've ever worked with and would be invaluable for rooting out niggers or jews hiding in the floorboards.

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A whole bunch of wrong opinions in this ITT

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Sheep aren't dogs, sheepshagger

Oh wise pastafriend, please enlighten us as to what dog that is and why.

Alsatian, there's a reason pretty much every military on Earth uses them

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Shame on you

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German shepard obviously

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Someone redpill me on Rhodesian Rigdebacks.

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there's a broader shift to Belgian Mallinois as the pet breeding emphasis degrades Alsatian/GSD breedlines.

wonderful dogs.

Family dogs bred to protect white families from blacks.

They will fight and die protecting children from black gangs, as what happened in Rhodesia and South Africa.

Shelties are good puppers, but being no more than 2 feet tall at the shoulder, I don't think they would be very good at fighting, maybe they would be handy in certain situations, but a sheltie alone will get his shit pushed in, even if they can be aggressive buggers.

Also with that being said, a properly trained pitbull (as in trained to eat nigger babies instead of white babies) would be an excellent choice for cleansing operations as they quite literally eat people, so in this sense they would be good at taking out the trash and food would be free, of course after all is said and done you can dispose of surplus doggos properly and keep a few on hand for when they are needed again, to boost their numbers to fighting strength.
A strategy for this would be give them shock collars and put the barrier around a neighborhood you want chewed up and let em loose, then grab them when they're being seizured after the job is done and the border is lifted, that way no wild blood thirsty puppers get out.

Had a half-rhodie mutt bitch once. Other than some aggression towards a few people she was a very good dog, intelligent, loving and was going from extremely timid to suicidally courageous when her loved ones where in obvious danger. Generally avoided other large animals, dogs included, but had saved my big bro from a bull and my sister and other dog from a pack of feral dogs. Rabbits excluded she never hurt any other animal and was very loving, motherly and protective with smaller animals, especially young ones, from kittens to ducklings, which was sad because we had to sterilize her due to her uterus prolapse during estrus.
Even posting this pic chocks me up.

Are you telling me she could smell phenotypically invisible junglebunny genes?

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A Brittany would be good if you are doing any hunting. I'm not sure if they're otherwise well-suited to SHTF, but one of my grandpa's old dogs chased away a mountain lion that was sneaking up on him.

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According to the last thread those were mediocre dogs with shit genetics.

I guess it's fun to extend the tacticool beyond yourself, but you need to realize it's gonna die pretty quick if situations come up that it would actually be useful in.
Remember, SHTF means everything's fucked and there will be constant loss as a result.

Not him, but that's a Maremma sheepdog.
They are pretty bulky beasts. They have been used as guard dogs for centuries.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maremma_Sheepdog

They are specifically bred to be anti black people.

they get immediately aggressive as a warning.

Poodles have gotten a bad rap for being a froufrou dog, but they were originally bred for duck hunting. They're smart, loyal, and (depending on the heritage) healthy. If you live in a cold climate, keep their hair long, if you live in a hot one, clip it short. And while I've never tried it, I've heard that even the smaller breeds are good for mousing.
There are certainly breeds that are better at more specified tasks, but poodles are the best all-around dog I can think of off the top of my head.

If you can't get over the fact that it's a poodle they also come in plenty of different mixed breeds that have their own unique traits. (Labradoodles are great family dogs, more laid back than regular poodles.)

If you're insecure about your masculinity and refuse anything with "oodle" in it, then Golden/Labrador Retrievers and German Shepards are also nice "all-around' dogs. Although if you get a Labrador, make sure it's an American, and not a British one. American Labs are workers, British Labs are for show and as family pets.

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woof

I’m tarded

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Unironically kill anyone who does this or supports it by purchasing said dogs, they can barely fucking stand up.

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Enough with the fucking reddit babytalk, you stupid nigger.

He's a big dog

Heh what kind of doggo is this?

Guys I think my doggo has autism heh

Heh that’s a heckin weird looking doggo

For you.

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RAWR XP OWO

Thoughts on Border Collies? Supposedly one of the top five smartest dog breeds, plus they can have blue eyes. Aryan dogs, y/n?

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Don't blue eyes in dog breeds besides huskies normally mean the dog has a genetic defect? Most blue-eyed dogs I've met were deaf.

Some breeds have blue eyes naturally. Huskies, for example. Border Collies, though I've never had one myself, I understand to sometimes have blue eyes and sometimes not.

But if your Labrador Retriever has blue eyes, to make one example, you should see a vet even if they seem healthy.

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I think they would be great dogs in a innawoods/rural area. You could teach them all sorts of neat tricks for that scenario. However, if I was in a more urban environment, I think a stronger/better attack dog would be better.

So just treat it as a weapon rather than a companion.

The Post-WWII German is off the leash again. Someone do something.

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Usually when someone is putting this much thought into it they're going for a companion.

Thank God, I am truly glad there's like only three of those "things" in my country.

Furries are like The Thing, you don't know a person is one till you check their DeviantArt page

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People forget you don't want a BIG STRONG WORKING BADASS dog unless you want to get yourself shot in the face trying to control it's impulsiveness. One key feature to a dog is needing it to know when to work and know when to be a lazy faggot stealing your chair. A lot of the bigger dogs will require a heap of exercise and start acting out if you don't give it to them. Where as a more traditional family/gun dog will be happy to spend all day in the bunker without barking and giving you away.

Golden retrievers, labradors, cockers. Those are the dogs you want when you need to lay low and don't want some faggot dog showing off and giving you away

Since when does food post on image boards?

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If you want to survive in a SHTF scenario you don't run around risking being shot. You spend as much time as possible hidden just surviving until things become slightly more stable. You need a group and a safe place you can't be found easily at minimum. Anything less is larping as rambo and ends in being shot and looted.

German scat porn used to be a meme, don't be so surprised

It's not even pottery at this point.

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Dogo argentino. An underrated dog, but the perfect breed. Developed for dog fighting, big-hunting games and protection, it performs all these tasks with excellence. Very beautiful, muscular, strong, intelligent, courageous and protective. But of course they need a experienced owner, this breed is not an ordinary breed, it is a chad dog with strong domineering tendencies. The downside, the dogo may experience pigment-related deafness. Oh, and I almost forget, in the UK it is illegal to own a dogo argentino, so now you know that this dogo is a very good boy.

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You called skinfag?

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It's fucking Weimar all over again.


Does any of you have any info or source on how to train your doggo and effectively communicate with him? I've looked through the pdf's, but didn't find anything relevant. Also, anyone with some personal experience? Speaking about basic-tier training, ofc.

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Do they fly off the handle and have random aggression like pitbulls or do they have an even temperament?

Carrot and stick. Make dog do what you want and reward it, dog doesn't listen punish it. Repeat and slowly reduce the carrot until no carrot is required but still occasionally appears for good behaviour.

Carrot should be an unique and special treat, say a piece of sausage and a lot of fuss and attention.

If the dog gets bored and isn't interested you stop and just go home. You can't force it to learn and you're wasting your time.

I'm training a dog at the moment and these fundamentals just work. If you get them early you can teach them to sit. If you have multiple dogs you can use one already trained as an example to the puppy.

Should have checked the date first. Anyway, as user says here there is no future.

Look at the bright side, we can use that map if the day of the rope comes

I don't own a dogo argentino yet, but I will buy one to hunt hogs in packs with foxhounds. So I can not tell by my own experience. But people that I know, who deal with bandogs, told me that they are better than pit bulls in all aspects. The dogo argentino is stronger, more intelligent, more stable and reliable, thus more suitable for hunting in packs and for personal/residential guard (interesting point, they don't bark when attacking/hunting). They are super territorialist and dominant, so the owner when training them needs to show who is the boss, and they will love and respect you and those who it lives with. They are not aggressive with others, WHEN THEY ARE RAISED AND TRAINED WITH THEM. If they are not trained properly, they tend to attack (and without making any noise, like a cat) whose they don't know. These dogs are powerful, here in Brazil there were cases where these dogos killed armed thugs defending their owner. If you want one, great! But it’s better that you already have some experience training this kind of annimal and familiarize him with your loved ones.

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let this be a lesson to those who think Islam will stop this degeneracy.

Nice. Any opinion on other dogs from Italy like Lupo Italiano?

Very intelligent. Friendly, Natural herding instinct. The coolest part is that when well trained they make eyecontact with the owner to sense if they have approval for an action. One of many reasons they are excellent farm dogs.

now this is positive thinking.

let us know how it goes. It is a breed I have long been interested in.
damn that's a tough dog.
It tends to be mentioned in ban legislation in the same breath as pitbulls but surely the dogo argentino and Japanese Tosa and similar dogs are much better suited to working tasks and arent fucking retarded nigger dogs that get splashed by a rain drop and decide it's time to eat the owner's child.

I don't like defending pit bulls, I think APBT suck and I don't be in their vicinity, but here's the problem. Most of them are really nice dogs, and even ones that have done bad shit were good dogs 99.9% of the time.

People didn't know how bad pit bulls were until they became trendy, especially among nigs and wigs, and the lines between dogfighting and regular breeding maybe got a little blurred, since it has become so popular supposedly more popular today than when Michael Vick was caught So now we have stats that make APBT look terrible, but we wouldn't have those stats if they were as rare as Dogo Argentinos.

Do you see where I'm going with this? The popularity of APBT is why we know how dangerous they are. Some of these other breeds might replace pit bulls as the worst dog if they were to get as popular. We just don't know, because they are only owned by a small number of people who are usually really responsible and experienced dog owners who know what they're doing, like I assume this guy is

Dogo Argentinos are supposed to be pretty nice, but their primary ancestory was the most volatile fighting breed in history, the Cordoban Fighting Dog. They were way worse than pitbulls, to the point where the breed simply went extinct. A lot of the aggression was bred out of them, but keep that in mind.

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So Pits were good boys until they appropriated Dindu culture?

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You are right. The Arg. Dogo isn't a popular breed, they are expensive and most of it's owners are people who uses the dog in specific jobs (like hunting - among hunters they are trendy). Inexperienced owners who had the dogo thinking it is another "regular pet", like a Pug, most of them had problems with it, because of the dogo's dominant temperament and strength. It's an animal created to fight, who hunts hogs and pumas, and because of that their treatment, training, accommodation, food, and everything else must be especial.

As I said, inexperienced owners tend to have problems with the breed (arg. dogo), but I never heard of a dogo attacking nothing in the same way that pitbulls does, even those who weren't properly trained. Their temperament is clear, and as far as I know they don't have any volatility problems.

What is strange about APBT is actually how nice a dog they are given how well suited as a breed they are to dogfighting. They would have been fine if they remained a niche breed, like the Caucasian Sheep Dog, with responsible owners who understand their responsibility.

Not an expert on Dogo Argentino, but my understanding is that the primary concern with them is other animals, since they were bred to be a fearless hunting dog. If the neighbor's dog evokes a prey response, it can get ugly very quickly. This is a dog that could easily kill most other breeds.

No discussion of alpha canines is complete without a clip of a monster wolf.

Yeah, the basis of the breed is the Perro de Pelea Corodobés, a very aggressive and volatile fighting dog. But during the developing of the breed (dogo arg.) feral hogs become a major problem in Argentina, so the breeders changed their focus, instead of a fighting dog the Dogo Argentino should be a big game hunting dog. And the breeders knew that the Perro Cordobés temperament was a major problem (the animal had to be able to hunt and work in group, so it should be more sociable) and they worked hard during fifty years to fix that. And they did a really good job, the only problem of the breed is "esthetic" the white color implies in 10% chance of deafness, other than that, for me the Dogo Argentino is the best dog in the world.


All the people that I know who have the Dogo Argentino live in farms and none of them have problems with dogos or other hunting dogs attacking other animals. They only hunt under command of the owner. Just keep in mind that I know a little about bandogs but I'm not an expert on animal behavior.

I work at a shelter, and we get a lot of pits. First pit I worked with was the most friendly dogs that ever came in. He was active and not afraid to play tug-of-war, but he never took things too far. He had this pink rabbit chew toy that he always carried and it remained in perfect condition. No broken stitching, no stuffing, no tear in the fabric, it was good as new outside the slobber from having it in his mouth. I only got to work with him once because all the others were hogging him. The other pits I've worked with, with one exception, are all friendly to humans, but aggressive to other dogs. The exception was a surrender who desperately needed attention. She would cry if someone wasn't with her, so we had to pair her up with another dog as a support animal and they had to be adopted together. They're all from the South and some of the dogs have been clearly abused and overbred, so it's pretty remarkable that they trust people at all.


Pit bulls were actually bred for children and toddlers in the early 20th century. Granted, it wasn't exactly the most enlightened time, but it was a thing. Part of it is definitely genes and neutering, but the lot of it is raising them correctly, and if you can't be a responsible owner, then you shouldn't own one.

I'd be willing to say responsible owners only would have made the rate lower but it does not explain the tendency pitbulls have (under any ownership) to *snap* and have a flash of violence for literally no reason with no way to stop them short of beating them.

I understand that they have strong prey drive and extreme strength but it is interesting that they appear to have both without the seemingly random volatility. How many dogs have you had? You seem experienced.


I don't want to be a dick but the whole Pitbull = nanny dog thing is bullshit made up by propagandists who opposed kill shelters.

Pitbulls can be pleasant dogs but they have a volatility that they can be fine for most of their life but then be set off by seemingly nothing and become unstoppably aggressive. This is not helped by an inexperienced owner or an owner that is a 90 pound girl dragged by the leash. This is well documented.

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wow that really is a monster. I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the Czechoslovak Wolfdog
They have an almost horse gallop like stride and are very long for their height and weight.

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How many? I really don't remember. I spent portion of my life in a farm, so my practical experience with dogs came from there, but those were ordinary mongrel dogs. But hunting dogs are something new. Recently I became interested in hunting, and some friends of mine use dogos to do so, and since them I started to exchange ideas with them and study these animals. For now I have very few live experience with this kind of dog. But soon, when I get my hunting license I will be using a pack with foxhound and dogos to catch those damm hogs.

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Karelian Bear Dog. These good boys are bred for hunting bears in Finland, so they are extremely aggressive and will fight things larger than them. They have a loud bark that comes from breeding, and they are additionally quite intelligent. Lastly, they are rugged dogs who can survive in a number of conditions and are extremely loyal. Their faces are cute too, and they’re used by numerous states’ departments of wildlife, forestry, and state police across the USA

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The Finn is right.

I used to own a belgian malinois but he died of old age 2 years ago. He was great, I don't know if I'll ever get a new one.

The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, mate.

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Are you afraid that ducks are going to break into your house?

this gave me turboautism

Spaniels are cool doggos. My only doggo in life was a spaniel. She died horribly, covered in blisters and pus, aged three, after rotting alive for 4 months as a consequence of incorrect treatment by veterinarian.
I was 10 or so at the time. Now I'm over 30. Never got another doggo again. She was a good girl even when she suffered. Sage for blogpost.

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German Shepard companion dog.

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It was only a matter of time. All we're missing now is shovel dog.

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Catahoula
Primarily used for boar hunting. It's a strong breed of dog that is very, very active. Loyal, intelligent, protective, and obedient. They love hard work and love working hard.
They can be aggresive but they have a good temperment.
From my experience they're really good with kids.
The one I have doesn't like other male dogs.

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Hopefully their temperament isn't bulldog-tier where they will eat your children alive if they hear a loud bang or you looked at them the wrong way

I think you mean pitbull

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Fuck you nigger lover, the blood of countless children is on your hands from the stupid fucking words that spew from your retard mouth.
HIDE YOUR PITBULLS DAY OF THE ANTIFREEZE SOON

I'm asuming you're refering to pitbulls. Pitbulls (like every other breed) were bred for a specfic purpose and temperment. The aggresive and violent nature of the pitbull comes from the terrier line.
I had a Rat Terrier (small dog) and she was far more aggressive than the catahoula. She bit me several times drawing blood twice. Very moody and unpredictable dog.

But, no. The catahoula has been great. A 3 year old climbs all over the one I have, they play together outside. He's been around kids since he was a puppy. Their a different species so you have to train them and teach them how to behave around other species.
We got a stupid cat and I had to acclimate my catahoula to it. Only took about one day and it's like the cat has always been here. The cat would always try to play with him, attacking his tail, jumping at him when he'd walk by, etc. It's been nothing but a good experience with him. They're great dogs that can serve many purposes.
They're controllable dogs that love pleasng the pack leader. But you need to put the time in to establish that relationship. They need alot of excersize and social interaction. Their not bred to sit around all day. They're bred to work and to work hard and if you neglect them (like any other dog) they'll get mean and impulsive.

I know somebody who used to be active in the largest GSD breeders association, it's a giant corrupt shitfest and 95% of breeders should be forbidden from having animals and shot in a ditch somewhere.

Damn Strelok, can you enlighten us on some of the behind the curtain shit you know about?

This guy

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neighbors had a medium-small dog that was a poodle mix. i didn't well regard poodles or small dogs, but damn he was a smart boy. problem solving skills, didn't yap or bark unless he needed to alert, loyal and polite.

Lets see: There are vets who, in conjunction with corrupt officials, will forge pedigree certificates that will turn your hip dysplasia prone, bite happy mess of a dog into grade A prime breeding material (costs something like 3k €). There is also rampant corruption at dog shows, starting at the lowest levels pushing these dysfunctional, unhealthy dogs into top spots.
A lot of these dogs are being sold abroad, asians in particular have been paying ludicrous sums for GSDs (we're talking about five to six figures here). If you don't want to to sell your dog you can still send him away for a time and collect inflated breeding fees.

Then there is general retardation affecting breeders, like enforcing "aesthetic" breeding guidelines for better marketability or failure to understand genetics and the need to maintain a robust breeding population.
Prize dogs will be used as studs thousands of times, leading to an increasing inbreeding coefficient and poorer genetic diversity.

Damn, so It's like the European Royal families, except with dogs and on a much more extreem level. I dont know about ditches, but hydrochloric acid in a large plastic containers might be a better solution. They want to cover up their crimes, so you can cover up yours, dog gone it….

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Epic meme burgerfriend, good to see trauma based conditioning works so well with your curriculum, all greeks and romans were very gay and pedophiles too, democracy is great, and hard choices.

No, just no. If anything, endogamy was encouraged among royal families to form alliances/take over nation's without war. If you're thinking about that inbred Spanish guy, that's only because the Spanish Hapsburgs were autistic, there aren't any other cases of inbreeding in a European monarchy. Am I using this as an opportunity to shill for the superior form of governance? Yes, yes I am.

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I'm telling you man, poodles are best dog. If you train them right they can be fierce enough to attack any intruder, but cuddly enough to play with your kids without you having to worry about them biting. Unless you have a highly specific task that needs a highly specific breed, poodles and poodle mixes are where you should look first.


King George III was crazy as fuck, would break into tears at random intervals, thought he could fly at times, needed to wear diapers, and his piss was blue. You expect me to believe that inbreeding had nothing to do with that?

I'm not saying monarchy is automatically bad, but you have to admit that there was some weird shit going down for a while there.

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Belgian Mallinois

They really are the best breed.
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Frog leg dogs suck.

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I have dirty thoughts about this picture.

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