A crazy, whacked out, drugged up, insane homeless bitch walked into a Mexican restaurant in Orange County and asked if she could use the bathroom.
The crazy bitch was in there for a very long time, and other customers had formed a line outside of the bathroom waiting to take a piss.
That's when employees of the restaurant noticed somebody was walking above them on the acoustic tiles of the ceiling.
They even started shooting video with their phones as they could see the woman's steps bending the tiles of the ceiling. And that's when the stupid fucking bitch fell through the ceiling and down into the kitchen.
She was so whacked out on drugs she told the police she was looking for a bus stop, and somebody had told her to "go up and to the left", so she climbed through the ceiling from the bathroom.
There's a silver lining to this story:
She's white, thin, and has a vagina. She also has a throat and a butthole, and all three of these holes actually make her somewhat worthwhile….
She's also insane and desperate, with no place to sleep, so she would probably even fuck one of you video game playing, anime watching faggots….
The stupid reporter cunt got it wrong. She said that the woman ' I had no idea why she climbed up there, and couldn't remember it'….
That's bullshit….
The insane woman told police she "was looking for a bus., and somebody told her to go up and to the left", which of course makes no sense
Robert Campbell
Probably not. This is is an obvious attempt to garner attention from "video game playing, anime watching faggots…." Cringeworthy.
Wyatt Hernandez
"California summed up in one incident" LOL
Ryan Morgan
Even if I were a virgin there is no way I would risk catching STDs from someone like that.
Justin Anderson
this sounds like your friday night when the starbucks wifi goes down andrew :^)
Jose Evans
AGAIN: even a bitch like YOU could probably get some pussy off this crazy bitch, simply by offering to buy her some flakka
Brayden Cruz
It would probably be worth the trip to California, because you wouldn't even have to engage in sex with her, simply having your picture taken standing next to her, so you would have some way to try to convince your parents that you're heterosexual
Jaxson Watson
Why do I want to?
Brayden Martinez
At your age, I'm sure that you would like to be able to say that you at least had ONE TIME that your parents weren't embarrassed by you….
Imagine what it must be like sharing stories with other parents
Andrew Howard
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Landon Ross
By now, your parents have giving up on the possibility that maybe one day you'll find a girlfriend…
At this point, they become accustomed to the tongue-in-cheek underhanded comments by other parents, making fun of you for being a computer geek who's never going to have children, never going to give them grandchildren
Mason Bailey
You seem to be suggesting that you are heterosexual with children
If so, then congratulations!!
So far, you would be the third person I've ever met in an image board that actually got pussy, including myself
Levi Ross
You would be sadly mistaken. Alas, it is only me, fangëtastically larping as a previous poster, while on a much deserved break from a heavy workload. So, there are still only two of us getting pussy on the regular around here. Pic related is what I woke up to on my pillow last several mornings in a row.
