BREAKING - Licking cunny causes about 25 per cent of esophageal cancer cases

MEN who have had more than two oral sex partners are “significantly” more likely to contract HPV, a new study claims.
Blokes are three times more likely to contract HPV through oral sex, which causes about 25 per cent of esophageal cancer cases.
Hollywood star Michael Douglas, who smoked and drank excessively, famously went public about the cause of his own oesophageal cancer after being diagnosed in August 2010.
Speaking to The Guardian in 2013, he said: “This particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.
“It’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer.”
Straight men are more likely than women to contract the virus because vaginal fluid has a higher viral load and men’s bodies are less able to clear the virus, Prof Rajendra said.

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That's why the Romans thought of it as gayer then fucking another dude in the ass.

I mean, it's not as bad as how faggots like to eat out assholes because at least pussies don't have intestinal parasites lurking there unless the girl has incredibly bad hygiene. But still, you're putting your tongue into an (anaerobic) environment that is highly hospitable to bacteria and viruses.

Not to mention that the mucous which oozes out of a sexually aroused cunt is the same substance that she blows out of her nose when she has a bad head cold, minus the rhinovirus.

This is why I shower after sex. Failure to do so = red spots on the penis.
But faggots insist on sticking their TONGUE there.

How is this breaking? It's been known for the better part of a decade that oral sex on women causes significant cancer risks.

Wow, very shock much news
How about you just do the smart thing and screen yourself and your sexual partners, so you can eat all the cunt you want without worrying?

there's like 1000x times more heteros eating ass right now than fags, niggers have made it mainstream

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That's what makes it so nasty

degenerate behavior is sick one way or the other, don't fall to the 'proggressive agenda', it's just something that sounds good today, has unknown costs for tomorrow, and you are the one that has to pay the toll

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The male figure is relatively small, crouching subserviently, and fully clothed; he has an anxious or furtive look.

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>somehow, this will make her submissive
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Clucking like a chicken does not a valid point make. This isn't 4chan. Your retarded emotional rhetoric is not an argument. Eating pussy gives women orgasms, orgasms make women relaxed and subservient.

Unless you're trying to tell me you know more about sex and women than Ron Jeremy does, of course. In that case, provide evidence, beause that's a bold fucking claim.

Ron Jeremy is a rotting degenerate, and you should never take any advices from him

Okay, Zig Forumsfaggot. Responding to your autistic screeching was fun, but I have loli manga to post. Later, queer.

Making a woman cum before you do removes all her incentive to please you. She's satisfied. Time to roll over and go to sleep or feign a headache.
cuck

You know how Ron Jeremy recommends you get all the tail he did? Cuck yourself or become a faggot. Seriously, he says the best way to get into porn is to bring in a girl or take it up the ass. Ron Jeremy has only gotten laid because he is part of a shit industry that is in no way shape or form relevant to the real world. You might as well say take financial advice from Alec Baldwin because he played Glengarry Glen Ross

what about lgf cunny?

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Hasn't been my experience to be fair

Nor mine. I don't think he's fucking women…

I suppose you fags also think it's masculine to lick a tranny's front hole as long as "she" is clean?

Wait a minute… you've never had sex before!

ITT pathetic virgin soyboys who don't realize the way to control a woman is to tease her and keep her constantly on the edge without letting her release before you're totally satisfied.

No user, we're not faggots like you

Somebody doesn't know what words mean, I see.

What does A/B and B/C stand for?

Do you really think she's only going to fuck you? Let me put it this way, why do you think there is so much cuck porn?

Why are you assuming that the girl I bring would be one I care about?

It stands for "go back to school and pay attention in sex ed instead of just giggling whenever somebody says penis"

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Because I don't think you can convince a girl to sleep with you let alone join the porn industry and I'm basing my knowledge off of people who have actually joined the industry.

Fuck, I JUST realized it's types of hepatitis.
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Lucky for me, what you think is irrelevant.

Based romans proven right again, there is nothing lower than a male who licks a vagina.

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Please, tell us more about your own extensive experience of women.

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fucking this
if I have to lick pussy, then it better be the cunny of a 12 year old unspoiled loli

Those Romans who liked to fuck young boys? Those based Romans?

That was just christian propaganda against the pagan empire and all political there is literally no evidence of it being anymore of a widespread practice than it today, I bet you believe dumb myths like the thumbs up thumbs down shit as well

how about maybe into reading comprehension?
from what was stated: HPV does not come from eating pussy, it is an STD that you can get by eating pussy of someone who has HPV

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as for how many bitches Michael Douglas probably slept with, that is probably hundreds and could be thousands, directly. And so tens of thousands by inference of just a few associations. that is hardly a typical circumstance.

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also we note: it was thumbs-up and closed-fist. not thumbs-down

you should be more worried about report that even so called less harmful recyclable plastics cause fertility loss

this.
don't go near whores, lick your long term girlfriend, have her tested, and vaccinated if she is still under 25.

this.
in Hollywood, where all those females slept with the diseased producers and directors, 99% fat 60 year old juden like weinstein.

ok so if i lick my gf's pussy every night for 20 years, and have a new gf every 5 years, whats the chance will i get cancer? 10%? 50%?
if eating pussy makes you 10x more likely to get cancer, but the normal rate is 1%, 10% chance is still not too bad…

yes but 80% of women eventually get hpv

(((Ron Jeremy)))

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Well, good luck keeping a girlfriend then. Science has found that vaginal orgasms aren't really a thing. They're just indirect brushings of the clit at best. Only direct clit stimulation makes women come. This is why only 25% of women cum from being fucked, and so many women have trouble orgasming at all, and constantly feel unsatisfied and sleep around, never knowing why. If you want to keep a woman, lick her clit. If she's gotta suck your cock, least you can do is the same.

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By 12, it's already a hairy, stinky mess

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I would eat out her asshole for muscular dystrophy

I would suck her tits for lupis, for the chance

That's good news, seeing that I don't want any kids. I'm going to start grounding up the plastic and making tea with it.

Did you get lost on your way to this site, stranger?

"who first of all has pussy cancer in his throat"

You're homosexual. Just accept it.

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I hope you don't get throat cancer from eating out the corpse of hitler's asshole

don't you mean the asshole of hitler's corpse, master grammarian?

strange choice of words for a strange little man

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user, you probably have HPV. You call it a "cold sore".

If you regularly get tested for STIs and insist that your partner(s) do the same, your chance is 0%, disregarding your own personal genetic makeup and cancer risk.

licking a woman's fish hole is as emasculating as they come

wow you're really motivated to slurp up that cunt mucous, aren't you?

Why does that threaten you so?