Ration Thread

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China is overpopulated so I am not surprised if they do not give a shit about the chink lives.

Hot pockets, FRH, and gummy vitamins.

So far from what i've seen.
Slav, French, and Italian MREs always seem to be the top tier ones.
Nip ones are great too, if you love rice on top of rice. :^)
Most others are pretty good to alright.
US MREs are pretty shit since it's preservatives shaped into food with bits of "food" added. Something you'd only eat if you really had nothing else. Had a little experiment for myself to use whatever I had in my kitchen to make MREs taste good. The best I could get them to is "it's alright".
Chink MREs are weapons you drop on a starving enemy to weaken their morale further.

Judging from what I ate, good MRE dish is made by:
o Kielbasa
o Beans
o Sauerkraut
o Tomato sauce
o Big chunks of meat, no mechanically separated meat (pink goo)
o No dark meat chicken (doesn't taste good)
o Soupy consistence, so you can add rice / buckwheat / panzerwaffles for more calories and taste
o Panzerwaffles in general, especially SU-2 (bought 13.5 kilos of them for about eighty bucks with delivery)
o Something bearable to wash it down with (I used kisiel, coffee, tea, anything instant would work, just make sure it's not Nescafe / Lipton / other normie shit)
o Candy bars. Specifically, cereal bars, nut bars, fruit bars, jelly bars. Something sweet and chewy, bonus points for fibrosity

Sounds pretty top tier.
One thing I'd add for either dessert or for breakfast would be a small can of condensed milk and some biscuits.

Picking up and sucking feral snails might not be bad but I am personally not a fan of escargot.

A good ration is just a bunch of civilian calorie-dense canned and long-life goods; if it includes cigarettes it is absolute top tier

Greek rations are peak performance then

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But can our bodies truly utilize the energy output of isotope decay?

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Uncle of mine actually patented something extremely like that as anti-scurvy rations but apparently it was way too edible for infantry standards.

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sorry but I don't want to be robot who only lives straight edge so he can be "peak oper9er reddy"

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translate it weebs

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a peak burger has been achieved

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No one is forcing you to smoke, that doesn't mean it shouldn't be in rations, because a lot of people do and there is no reason to distribute them separate. If you don't want to smoke just give the fags to a friend for a chocolate bar.

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I imagine they'd impart their smell to the food.

meth in MREs when?

We bringing back pervitin?

just saw this bloke for the first time yesterday. must have an iron gut.

or the recycled mcdonalds

How good is pervitin?

any type of gum, drink powder (Tang), salt, wet wipes, and some of the sauces like hot sauce increase my morale. its the little things that help you feel more human

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Well, it has to have an active man's either partial or daily value of protein, carbs, vitamins, minerals, fats, salts, electrolytes, last several years, be satisfying yet not too filling, able to be prepared with little to no equipment/intelligence, and perhaps most importantly, it has to taste good. From what I've experienced. Rich (Western) countries with small militaries make the best rations as they are more likely to have the wherewithal to make life a bit less miserable for the soldiers

One thing I've always kind of wondered is why militaries dont make more use of organ meats. They are loaded with nutrients and can be made to taste very good

fuuuuuck
So this is what our ant-people future looks like? No thanks

Organ meats are high in fat, and thus are much harder to preserve. Also your average 1st-worlder normalfag is averse to eating, say cow heart or chicken gizzards or sheep lung instead of being excited at the nutritious and tasty morsel in front of them.

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Sup Zig Forums, I'm here to ruin your day. Steve1989 is a racemixer, so solly. E-celebs will always let you down.
invidio.us/watch?v=RzawYACLfjY

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Up to interpretation, most likely was not wife material which is why he says blast from the past.

I think his parents were stationed in Japan and he used to live there, probably was a legitimate cook/babysitter or something from the way he worded it, if it was a gf he probably would've just said.
If not, then Jesus Christ, a SEA nigger is the lowest of the low

True, but.
tbh

Would like some smoke signals with them MRE freedom fries? :^)

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Dunning-Kruger mixed with wishful thinking. I expect you to be a neet.

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there is an ivan the remover patch in his shelf of collection btw.

All slavs eat Halva, sunflower seed based ones are probably the best of the bunch.

Slavs adopted bits of jewish cuisine centuries ago. Stuff like bagels, braided bread, bread and cakes with poppy seeds, sweet bread with molasses and raisins, sesame seed candies, lots of sweets in general. In Poland and Ukraine at least half of traditional Christmas dishes are of jewish origins, like cabbage rolls and carp. And halva being originally made of sesame seeds was probably invented by mudshits and entered south/east Europe during mudshit invasion or was picked up by Russians when they expanded into Caucasus and durkastans.

MealKitSupply has a pretty decent offering. Just picked up a few cases. I also had a 2 year old hamburger from a genuine leaf army imp a little while ago and it was pretty good. Wish they weren't so fucking hard to find though.

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Laos is low ever for SEA this chick married a Laotian and people were joking that he's going to take their kids to school on an elephant.

Not giving (you)s to the retard, he doesn't deserve it.
Halva is omnipresent, and likely is a sandnigger dish, not kike.
Steve tries to avoid drama and be maximum neutral, and so far he had been not a single negative comment on NSDAP "ration", just pure excitement
If you are autistic, you can be friends with girls. Specifically, you may be around them, having little to no options of avoiding them, and they develop interest in you, so you try to be nice about it because you may not want to see a girl you have dismissed recently for the next couple of time Yes, a chance they may have fugged or tried some relationship, but frankly no one is born a natsoc, especially in millennial US.
And of course, even if he is a ricecooker, who the fuck cares I know, some people do he's just a fucking mre memeguy.
That's like expecting JonTranny to be a natsoc after his stupid interview with soygoy
This text has definitely been spoiled, I can smell some really rancid oils in there, just look at that rust and bacteria, definitely filled with botulism. Let me take a bite real quick…

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Why would I be surprised that the US Mongrel, product of generations of racemixing, has zero problems of racemixing?
No even trying to meme here, but I simply expect US Americans to be racemixers since you have no standards for race.
So you can't ruin Steve1989, from the beginning he was to me like the Spanish Street dog my mothers once adopted that thing also ate everything without dying.

Aren't most yid dishes stolen from other people they've parasited off of?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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But they are shit.

I agree, they're not shit :^)

It's the other way around you numbnuts.
None of that shit is even remotely jewish, jews just pretend it is, that's their modus operandi since day one ("we built the pyramids").
Halva is a very good example of this, it's a traditional indo-european thing that you find from Western-China to France (brown nougat), it's not jewish "in origin" by any sort of stretch of the imagination.

Chinese MRE's, at least as of 2009, were fucking awful. And probably had a higher lead content than Flint, Michigan.
chinasmack.com/what-do-chinese-soldiers-eat-on-the-battlefield

scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy-defence/article/1820207/chinese-soldiers-boring-tasteless-food-rations-come

scmp.com/news/world/article/1820273/food-fight-how-chinese-militarys-rations-stack-against-worlds

How do you fuck up an MRE that badly? Even country captain chicken wasn't THAT awful.

North Korean rations:

ibtimes.co.uk/north-korean-female-soldier-reveals-malnutrition-that-stopped-her-periods-rape-culture-1648893

atimes.com/atimes/Korea/GA15Dg01.html

thesun.co.uk/news/3567528/north-korea-soldiers-starving-kim-jong-un-nuclear-weapon-spending-swiss-cheese/

rfa.org/english/news/korea/lightens-01142015154111.html/

It doesn't seem North Korea even HAS a portable field ration; you might get some rice/potatoes/cabbage from the mess and that's it. Norks are expected to forage for themselves. They might have a stockpile of canned food from China they can issue in the event of a war, but Norks are going to be starving in no time once an actual war breaks out.

You could probably get the entire army to surrender by air dropping McDonald's on them, then moving in while they're all in a food coma.

yes, and their "original food" unironically looks like vomit/diarrhea
Tel Aviv smells like filth, t. attended a medical symposium there.

Big fan of whale blubber personally

We can eat Whale blubber? That’s interesting.

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RARE FLAG

They can send them to my bedroom, I'll feed them all the protein they need.

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Please get lost you stupid kike.

stop airdropping Colorado potato beetles to ruin crops production in Warsaw Pact countries.

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To find out whether those are lies or not we need to simply look at the similar countries with legit info. I know for sure soviet army food was so bad it originated a few memes like "polar bear's meat" (pieces of lard instead of the actual meat) and "bromine for erectile disfunction" (soldiers were so protein malnutritioned they believed in a myth about special bromine drugs making their penises faint). North Korea has way higher population density, is more isolated and poorer that ussr.

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Do you have a soul?

MREs are shit because many of them seem like side dishes combined into a meal. Most of the euro MREs or 24-hour rats seem to contain more actual food. Don't know if burger soldiers could stomach pilot bread and pate though.
Also they are heavy as fuck and quite large for what they contain, probably due to the cardboard boxes. I'd like to see 3 MREs next to a Russian IRP for size.

Deep fried potatoes keep poorly and don't taste good either. meanwhile smokes are enjoyable and relaxing. And unlike what you seem to think, tobacco smoke isn't going to give away anyone's position, because hopefully your enemies will be no closer than several hundred yards at the closest. This isn't James Bond Mission Impossibru sneaking behind enemy lines.

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Oh we eat it plenty, we just don't know all the burger chains make ground beef from it and mix it into their burgers.

Amikäfer Raus!

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You're not wrong. We, as a nation, have no racial identity. The closest we ever got to one was the Confederate States, and they've since been brainwashed and drowned in opioids and alcohol.

Chinese rations are shit, and they have more farmland and a much bigger economy. North Korea is poor, cars are almost nonexistent, they're under sanctions and trade embargoes from most of the planet, few resources besides coal, and they've suffered multiple famines the last thirty years. Malnutrition is such a chronic issue that the average North Korean is significantly shorter than the average South Korean, an average of 3 inches shorter.

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pls post the original, I will not tolerate capitalist worst Korea propaganda posting on Zig Forums

The sork and the nork both look far more badass than the burger purely because of the uniforms.
Maybe the sunglasses too.

Its old, we have much better stuff now.

Multicam isn't much better.

I disagree, but both of us are allowed to have bad taste and be wrong

the best IMO(not tasting) is ramen, it lasts basically forever, all you need is water to make, and you just need some condiments(which in a apocalypse scenario you can find a shit load of ketchup and mustard packets in abandoned shops/restaurant) and you have a good meal, tons of variety so you wont get bored of them in a week

Let us know how that works out for you when you're dying from malnutrition caused by solely eating instant noodles and ketchup

not as a solo ration, but its good for fat carbs and protein, 6 grams of protein

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I am both slightly disgusted and somewhat intrigued by that.

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Hearty laugh, may have also cured my posible bronchitis.

Nice, everyone knows better than to trust capitalist propaganda.

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if only you knew some of the flags I've gotten over the years

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You can buy whale bacon in most large supermarkets here; I'm definitely not a big fan of the bacon, but I do like deep fried whale meat.

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Thats Moldova. I didn't know Antarctica has its own flag, I thought that frozen wasteland is split among a few great powers with nothing on it except a few research stations.

Antarctica is its own global region, own number code as well as internet suffix.

Too remote to do anything, anything major causes costs to explode.

I joined the thread for MRE discussion and interesting survival food ideas. All I got was autism and e celeb worshiping. Just fucking stop it.

It's your fault for expecting anything good from Zig Forums in the first place.

this was back on halfchan, hovering over it would just list it as unknown for some reason, probably a bug. If a thread was moved from a board without flags to a board with them, all the initial posts would be given an unknown flag.

I went to a jewish community center when I was like 4 because it was a preschool program.

I am now a national socialist. Does knowing my enemy make me a jew? Fucking look at yourself user.

You reminded me of the deaf girl who are very anti Semitic.