Should I be (Southern) Baptist or Presbyterian? Convince me

Should I be (Southern) Baptist or Presbyterian? Convince me.

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BEGOME ORDODOX

Baptist are less cucked than Presbyterians. Rednecks > cityfags.

Read Calvin on baptism

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Lol this

Drumpf is a Presbyterian apparently. Presbyterians are also said to be among the most affluent denominations. Seen a few Chinese Presbyterian churches in my metro area.
Baptistism is the true religion of America though.

If you have to be Protestant confessional Lutheranism is better than anything.

Presbyterian predestined elect master race

I think I'll stick with Southern Baptist.

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What’s the joke here? Different Protestant denominations exists, with a heck of a load of differences. The idea that Protestant denominations are interchangeable is absurd.