Should I be (Southern) Baptist or Presbyterian? Convince me

Should I be (Southern) Baptist or Presbyterian? Convince me.

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BEGOME ORDODOX

Baptist are less cucked than Presbyterians. Rednecks > cityfags.

Read Calvin on baptism

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Lol this

Drumpf is a Presbyterian apparently. Presbyterians are also said to be among the most affluent denominations. Seen a few Chinese Presbyterian churches in my metro area.
Baptistism is the true religion of America though.

If you have to be Protestant confessional Lutheranism is better than anything.

Presbyterian predestined elect master race

I think I'll stick with Southern Baptist.

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What’s the joke here? Different Protestant denominations exists, with a heck of a load of differences. The idea that Protestant denominations are interchangeable is absurd.

Don't feed the trolls mate.

Don't they all believe in the five Solas and thus are saved, the differences being schools of thought more than anything?

Presbyterians have better theology on the sacraments than Baptists do (though it's still shitty), but Presbyterians are all liberal now and allow women Elders and faggot marriage and the like. Southern Baptists are much more conservative as they abhor faggot marriage and believe men are the rulers. Therefore I'd encourage Southern Baptists since neither have valid sacraments anyway and Southern Baptists don't actively promote sin like many Presbyterians do.

You should begome gadolig or ordodox though.

That may not be true for long, evidently the southern baptist convention has been moving towards a more "progressive" outlook on sodomy.

Also OP I recommend you begome katholic

None

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Play eenie meenie miney moe

*Baptismistism.

Meet in the middle and become Reformed Baptist.

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NBF?

Possibly..

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It is okay, she's Jewish and went to hell.

Because the apostles would feel at home in our churches and know that God's gospel has be listened to.

bait.

Well, we are fishers of men.

They are in Germany. If you go to an Evangelische Kirche, the specific church could be following any number or mixture of protestant theologies. They don't make the distinction that we do.