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Pope Francis stunned journalists on Saturday when he “joked” that he was the devil during a trip to Lithuania.
The Pontiff was greeting journalists when he stopped to recieve a book about former Pope John Paul II by Polish photographer journalist Grzegorz Galazka.
As Francis received the book from Galazka, he said: “Pope John Paul II was a saint, I am the devil.”
This is the first time Pope Francis has publicly acknowledged longstanding rumors of his dark, Satanic leanings.
Last year, Francis sent shockwaves through the Catholic Church when he warned that “having a personal relationship with Jesus is dangerous and very harmful.”
Laughing, Galazka immediately corrected him: “No, you are both saints! You are both saints!”
Francis’ quip appeared to acknowledge that he has his detractors, particularly among conservative Catholics who long for the more doctrinaire papacies of John Paul and Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI.
The criticism of Francis by conservatives has grown more vocal recently amid the church’s sex abuse scandals and the distress over his opening to letting divorced and civilly remarried Catholics receive Communion.
Conservative Christians have pointed this out for YEARS and have been ridiculed and mocked for it. Well… well… right again!
Logan Brooks
no surprise christfag takes everything literally
Josiah Nguyen
He covers up and protects pedophiles and is an admitted globalist who is shilling Soros' destabilization agenda. What else should we think about this prick. FALSE PROPHET!
Cooper Lopez
You write like a boomer, fuck off.
Jason Wood
He sure does but its a pretty fucking retarded thing for a pope to say
Alexander Lopez
Sage fizzled.
Carter Morgan
Q here. /killcen/ you were molested when you were a kid
Noah Johnson
I'm sure the secret ultimate dream of these guys is to go back in time and sexually abuse Jesus when he was a kid… Maybe this is what all this shit is about, why these liars take so much much money, they want to build a time machine and rape young Jesus….
Calling these illegitimate corrupt assholes "saints"…
At least he said something true for once, he IS the devil.
Cameron Ross
anybody who believes in either a 'god' OR the 'devil' is a delusional schizophrenic, by definition.
schizophrenia is the belief that your life is being secretly 'controlled' by the powers of some 'unseen force'….
i n s a n i t y
Tyler Murphy
Your going to hell! REPENT OR BE FORSAKE TO BURN FOREVER!
At least learn something about a religion before you mock it, jew.
Nicholas Ward
"Agent Q, mib head quarters here. Were running out of cocks to suck, so would you please stop sucking all of them".
Easton Bell
" I repeat, stop sucking cocks agent Q."
Aaron Stewart
bumping actual confirmed legit news
Jason Bailey
true news
Jonathan Gonzalez
No, schitzophrenia is having multiple personalities. And even if you were right, two things can have similarities and still be different. Also holy shit, the medical definition I looked up makes us both look like retards: medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/schizophrenia
Adrian Powell
Neptune is the definition of a raving schizophrenic user.
Asher Carter
I wouldnt put people who believe in religion in the same category as schizos. Only when someone starts talking out loud or in their heads as if their invisible god were right there with them do we start getting into those waters. Most people think their communication with god is more of a one way street, where god hears but there is no immediate feedback.
Oliver Taylor
Is it blasphemy against the Holy Spirit if my tourettes made me say it?
Asher Bell
Nah, it's the tourettes demon you have lodged up your asshole making you do it
Gavin Howard
Are you guys just pretending to be retarded? Because I fail to believe that anyone could be so stupid as to take this literally and not as the pope being jokingly humble.
Multiple personality Disorder is a totally different mental ailment. Read your own damned link, the two are not at all alike.
Oliver Watson
not only can I spell schizophrenia correctly, but I can also DEFINE IT
but it's okay because you aren't the first person who has confused schizo with M. P. D.
Hunter Martin
Cuck pope is joking he Satan - the devil is nothing to joke about he is the prince of lies
Adrian Gomez
correction:
schizophrenia manifests as an internalized perception of an 'external entity' or 'force' that is secretly in control of one's life, or 'destiny'………….
like GOD, for example ……………..
the outward, external manifestation of which you speak, the 'talking back to the voices' thing is the advanced, pronounced stage of the disorder………..
and it's totally acceptable for people to say 'god speaks to them'
or PRAY…… and 'praying' is talking to the unseen magical mysterious entity in the sky who has your destiny under 'his' control……..
right?
Easton Hall
OP will go to hell soon
Hell is nothingness
Enjoy what time you have..oh you can't , because you're a self-centred asshole
Jayden Reed
Big If True
Robert Watson
No shit. He's a jew. All jews are spawns of Satan.
Dominic Sanders
lol you literally just proved that you have no training in psychology
Hunter Hill
The devil has many heads. There is no "one". Jews are the children of the devil and they're just one hand. The spiritually bankrupted gentiles are the other.
The "Pope" is just a Capo.
Wyatt Martin
this is a kike
Ian Thomas
not news. sage.
Hudson Thompson
"Everyone I don't like is over 30 and I think that makes them a boomer", the post.
Elijah Davis
legit
Austin King
real
Luis Foster
anti-slide
Gabriel Cox
real
Tyler Sanders
I might as well bump this every time Neptune bumps his stupid articles.
He's not the devil, but surely one of the devil's bitches. Merely a pawn.
Wyatt Morris
anti-slide
Joseph Evans
Name one country who spends one dollar researching "the devil" and not just the infinite other things that are actually related to REALITY?
There isn't one. It's just some lucky charm type shit people use. Also people use rituals , and it's sometimes hard to break and create new rituals . That is the only reason people still talk about this Jesus shit. Other than that it's pedo cults, like the Catholic Church wuo has been proven to be a pedo cult millions of times, and literal schizophrenic who think the voice in their head telling them they need to be special, aka their ego, is somebody besides themselves because they don't want held accountable for all the fucked up retarded shit they think up or for how little they actually know. There are literally zero engineers scientists doctors mechanics or anyone who uses a procedure that iinvolves consulting with imaginary friends. Stop being retarded. You are going to run so fucking far from this shit when you realize you aren't dragging anyone else down into your deludion.
Connor Turner
checked
Cameron Lewis
wouldn't the devil be more powerful than a saint?
Nathan King
i was taught that the devil is a fallen archangel named michael, who rebelled against god for some reason. probably got tired of eternally sucking gods cock and worshipping him all day every day. so basically the devil was the highest ranking angel, and also the most badass, because he had the balls to stop being gods bitch saints are just mortal humans that were very good goys
Juan Diaz
While I don't see him as the Devil, I do see him as a pawn of the globalist Jews and a traitor of Christians and Europeans. His entire organization is compromised of course, probably for hundreds of years now, so changing the pope changes nothing.
