BREAKING NEWS: Trump Is Learning How To Read !!

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Alleged 'President' Donal Trump addressed the United Nations today, and there was major progress made.

Not major progress with America or the United Nations.

Major progress with TRUMP'S ABILITY TO READ!!!

Trump is functionally illiterate, always stumbling when trying to read, and continually misspelling words when he tweets like a fucking brain injured orangutan.

Today, because of the importance of the UN Meeting, Trump was forced to actually READ OUT LOUD off the two teleprompters.

He almost succeeded in reading the prepared speech without fumbling. Almost. Not quite, but almost.

Members of the UN can be seen openly laughing at Trump as he tries to make it appear that he's capable of reading.

He's truly the stupidest, most embarrassing idiot who has ever been president in the history of America

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Q here. real news

I'm watching his UN Address as we speak, and other nations are literally laughing at Trump.

yes, I'm also watching, and so far, every country he has mentioned have laughed at him while he's talking about them. he is coming across as an idiot.

I don't even have a TV anymore so I had to link to the live broadcast online. He is going out of his way to speak like he's intelligent. Not doing a very good job of it, but he's certainly trying.

I love Trump, but I'll be the first to admit that he is stumbling through this speech like an illiterate child who had to take a crash course in reading. weird.

his speech just ended, and although his speech writer tried to create a dignified speech, he came across as being stupid.

I can't believe i actually voted for this moron.

Thats a nervous laugh that people do when they are uncomfortable.
Like when your entire country is being cucked by an orange guy with control of an arsenal of 7,000 nukes.

You cucks are scared as fuck

here in the UK we all laugh at how stupid Trump makes all you Yanks look

you weren't watching, obviously. there was no nervous laughter. it was ridicule.

We don't care. Your country is not even sovereign and is being invaded by third world migrants. Believe me, we have our problems, but to no extent you guys do. So laugh it up.

Worry about how you look mate at home while your birds out playing on the cock carousel

Im from the UK and I like Trump.
I wish we had a proper businessperson negotiating on our behalf.

But I dont watch the mainstream news very much so I guess ive been spared a lof of the propaganda.

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all British men are homosexuals. end of story.

His opening statement was "in the past two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any other administration in our nation's history".

This statement made the ENTIRE UNITED NATIONS BREAK OUT IN LAUGHTER

not 'nervous laughter's, but ridicule. The entire world openly busted out in laughter, LAUGHING DIRECTLY IN HIS STUPID FACE!!!

he's an idiot.

If he's stupid, what does that say about the people who lose against him?

That Idiocracy really was a documentary, and that humanity is just about thoroughly fucked on all accounts.

correct. he was surprised when the entire United Nations broke out in laughter, because he's delusional. He might be able to fool his uneducated supporters here in America with idiotic statements about how much 'progress' he has made, (he's made almost no progress at all) but the rest of the world isn't as stupid as his American supporters. They ALL laughed in his stupid face.

On the subject of NATO funding he is actually correct.

lose 'against' him?
we're all losing WITH him.

RE: NATO- that had nothing to do with his stupid as shit opening statement

hence, the ridicule of the entire United Nations, as they laughed in his face.

"I didn't expect that reaction." was his reply as they laughed in his face

...

Yes, he's learning to read Hebrew.

If you say so. I thought I was just chilling. When I walk outside, no one seems to be losing anything, the air is nice, and the birds are singing. Whatever dystopia you're talking about hasn't hit here yet. Maybe we're just late bloomers.

Speech—rate of speech, vocabulary, sentence structure, flow of logic, etc., as a whole is an indicator of intelligence—so what does that say about Trump's intelligence?

A: that he's a brain injured orangutan

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Bill Cosby's sentence will be announced at 1:30 PM today

So its not his fault they didnt understand what he was referring to.

Most of that stuff would be defined by the speech writer. I prefer it when hes just talking off the cuff. Its quite refreshing compared to most politicians reading perpared statements.

You do realize that Brexit actually is about the UK leaving the European Union, right? And that you can't negotiate a trade deal with yourself, you have to LEAVE FIRST. The only negotiations prior to 29 March 2019 are on how EU treaties concerning the UK are to be winded down, not on how your ungrateful country should continue to receive special treatment.

You wanted to fuck off, SO FUCK OFF. What's the problem?

No the EU and UK already agreed that the UK could negotiate new trade deals now but they cant actually sign them untill they leave.

If your going to comment at least try to keep up with the situation.

lol @ his incoherent, rambling, tangential, idiotic gibberish being 'refreshing'

Andrew the Loose-holed delivers again

Reading this thread made me laugh at how mad everyone is that Trump is the president. Keep going, looking forward to 6 more years.

Yes, it can set the ground work for future deals with other countries. Then you can compete with the EU just like any other independent trade bloc. There's no preferential middle ground one-foot-in-the-EU option here unlike the tories would have you believe however.

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I'm definitely looking forward to 6 more years

6 more years of having the entire world laugh at how embarrassingly stupid he is

They can laugh all they want. As long as the commies lose and globalism is thrown out along with their migrant human garbage, I could care less. Keep laughing commies.

keep in mind that I reported the UN laughing at him before any news organization did

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blah blah blah

go play another video game

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I never said there was any of that stuff.
Im not sure if you are replying to what someone else said? or if your just defaulting to an argument that you think is better?

The person I was replying to thought that the UK couldnt negotiate any trade deals with non EU countries. I was just pointing out that is not correct. They can negotiate they just cant sign the deals off until the day they leave the EU. Which is pretty logical.

who cares?

Germany's response to Trump's speech:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

A: educated heterosexuals

…………
Commies, please, you already made your point.
However childish ad-hominen attacks is retarded and make you looks even worst.
Come over with something intelligent and logically funded, and I will be all ears to you.
Meanwhile, GTFO to your safe space, commies.

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I see that you're also completely and illiterate in in capable of constructing a coherent comment


what you meant to say was:
attacks ARE* retarded, and make you looks even WORSE*

no wonder you're incapable of recognizing when others can't read or write, either.

Wrong, nasty European style socialist.
European people speaks something like 25 different languages than English.
Anyways, you just made my point. Thank you.

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Q: were you born unable to communicate coherently, or did you have to go to school to master it?

SPEAK*, not 'speaks'

so is meth getting cheaper johnny? you seem to be rather "productive" today

apparently, in your ILLITERATE case, it's something like 24

what is the definition of like?

what you really should create a thread about is how it feels to smoke glass. you got the insider scoop here.

….you know almost as much about drugs as you know about fucking females….

TRANSLATION: NOTHING AT ALL

read above

"I thought saying 'smoking glass' made me seem like I was knowledgeable about drugs"

I've never heard anybody say 'smoking glass' in my life……

other than a homosexual in Zig Forums

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LOL


@


SMOKING
GLASS

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WORLD LEADERS LAUGH AT 'SMOKING GLASS' STATEMENT

I agree Johnny, please tell us what it's like to smoke meth for the first time of the day.

COSBY SENTENCED TO 3 to 10 YEARS IN PRISON!!!

I agree Johnny, what an idiot. what do you call it when you smoke meth?

what do they usually say you're doing when they see you do meth?

LAUGHING OUT LOUD @
WORLD LEADERS LAUGH
AT PRESIDENT TRUMP !!!

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Haha you lefty kikes are running scared cool headline 6 more fucking years and he will have set your globalisation back you fucking shekelteins centuries. The goys are back in town enter the chamber inhale the gas..

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embarrassing

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which YOU are not

……says the illiterate, lonely, disenfranchised latent homosexual…..

……………says Gaylord who can't come up with any new insults……………….

yawn

...

trust me, computer sissy……

my observations are correct

they're not insults

now, go play another videogame
little boy

how cheap is your meth johnny? are you selling?

It is kind of strange that he'd provoke such a reaction though. Shows how little they get of any news. Not that they should really, since they're all from different nations. The unemployment rates are dropping and the lowest they've been for some demographics. So that's at least one accomplishment. Actually just "talking" to Kim and working towards disarmment and discontinuing wargames on NK's border is another accomplishment. I'm not sure why anyone wouldn't think so.. but who knows these days.

I'm curious…. how's that cool new video game working out for you?

pathetic

China has a major influence over Kim , as for the unemployment rate , yes it's at its all time low..but the deficit is at a crazy 4.4trillion since he came into office..plus those tariffs , I'm sure we'll feel the effects soon..

the unemployment rates are NOT at any form of a 'low'. that's bullshit. twisting numbers, fabricating statistics. not to mention the fact that the jobs are all minimum wage, and employers won't give people full time hours.

it's all bullshit.

RE: N KOREA
Trump made THE worst deal in history with Kim Jung-Un. He got nothing from N. Korea, but gave away everything.

Trump is a TERRIBLE 'negotiator', and the most embarrassing idiot we've ever had in office

TRUST ME :

the entire United Nations laughed for a reason

REMEMBER :

this was the first time that the United Nations has ever laughed any nation's leader in the face like that….

the first time ever………………

it was historical
they disrespected Trump SO bad
they made a fool out of him
they bitchslapped him
they told him what they think
with rude, insulting laughter
they think he's a clown
they know he's an idiot

it's completely unprecedented

and by laughing at Trump…..
they laughed at YOU

And yet there is that Results thing that disproves what you commie bastards laughing say about Trump. He get results, he wins, he scores for America.

AND ANOTHER THING :

it wasn't just that they all interrupted his opening sentence with insulting laughter

they all CONTINUED to laugh at him throughout his entire speech.

every time he's mention a country by name, the representatives of that nation laughed at him.

Trump made a fucking idiot out of himself, and THE ENTIRE WORLD laughed at him like a sideshow geek.

No, employers won't give YOU full time hours, because you're an unreliable methhead fuckup…

Lots of people I know who were on hard times have found work and stability under Trump. Get back to job searching, "Zig Forums reporter extraordinaire" isn't something you can put on your resume…

RESULTS: the only thing that has resulted is how easily Hoodwinked you gullible WWE idiots are

lol wrong !!!

over 90% of jobs created
in the past two years are
part-time (less than 40 hours)
and minimum wage………

idiot

congratulations !!
you're on the same
political spectrum as
the average trailer park hick

never trust the political advice of an
inbred trailer park WWE fan redneck

or an effeminate, inexperienced
anime watching video game playing
Dungeons & Dragons Magic the
Gathering Star Wars SISSYBOY

SHUT UP PSYCHO. NO ONE CARES!

"Donald Trump was forced to endure perhaps one of the most humiliating moments for a US president in front of the UN General Assembly, where those gathered audibly laughed at him. And not in a good way."

Speaking at his once-a-year speech at the UN General Assembly, Mr Trump bragged that his administration “had accomplished more than any other administration in history”.

There was awkward audible laughter and the US president looked around the room and smiled broadly, oblivious to the fact that he was being mocked

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